You could have Jesus, Moses, Muhamm...

Perhaps not

with "My name is Mohammed" on its ring.

Is there a version sporting the image of Mohammed?

Or does that carry a 40 lashes/15 days inside/deporation fee?

Must be american...

My christian mythology knowledge is quite limited, but Jesus and God aren't actually the same entity AFAIK. Mary being the mother of Jesus clearly isn't the mother of God, and indeed the whole idea that a deity that created everything had a mother is a fairly stupid one.

Perfect for short term porn storage.

I'm going to get one and call it Paddington. But if it eats a Marmite sandwiches instead of marmalade one then there WILL BE SOME MIGHTY SMITING. Susan be praised.

the usb PORT was in the image of the virgin..

Mythology? Well, I suppose a mythos would have to be called that wouldn't it?

Anyway, the best explanation I ever heard for the Trinity was in Nuns on the Run, when Robbie Coltrane's character relays the way his Father (priest, not biological) used to describe the trinity. "It's like a clover. Tree leafs, but one leaf." Which later got translated in to "small gree and split three ways"...

Damn good film.

It's not quite apt, of course. The church fathers spent almost a century in the 200s AD (or CE if you prefer) defining what the words meant before they even started trying to describe the concept to each other (and consequently it's not a surprise that the word most often used for legalistic, impenetrable hierarchies is "Byzantine", since that particular empire was where about half these word-wibblers lived at the time...).

Like quantum theory, anyone who claims to understand it hasn't really grasped the implications.

...Kind of like the modern day equivalent of the whiskey bottle stashed in the bible with its pages cut out.

God be with you my child . . . PHWOAH look at the norks on that!

>If it bled data from its stigmatas when it reaches maximum capacity....

I hear that!! I'd take three!

..that thinks the thing looks like Marge Simpson's head encased in a lump of ice?

The true God created everything and he never had a mother.

These USB flash drives were man-made, not perfect. The man-made "virgin" cannot protect you and your files. Trust me, these can still be infected by man-made viruses.

Why don't you guys just make a backup, or simply don't put anything confidential there if you want protection and security. And on top of all, why not pray to be protected. You don't need man-made idols or images.

That's the perfect flash drive to store my recent porn finds.

What.

"My christian mythology knowledge is quite limited, but Jesus and God aren't actually the same entity AFAIK."

If it was logical it wouldn't be religion/mythology/superstition, now would it? Lots of people actually do say that in one of their prayers, and since whatever you make up is good enough in this field... There you go.

Saint Jobs, because he thinks he is god.

I'd think just saying that, Mr. Brush should get you the death penalty...

...I need some new glasses, coz I thought it looked like a condom.

Feck!