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Man opens Eee PC, adds internal USB ports

Andrew Moore

Sub head won't work across the water. 

The septics will read that as "Sodder of fortune"

Anonymous Coward

Wot? No picture? 

Paris Hilton

How come we have an Eeeeeeee PeeeeCeeeee story without our lovely photochopped beach babe?

Joe Stalin

Oh! 

Stop

An Eee story with out the gratitous pic of the blonde. Is the world about to end?

Anonymous Coward

well clearly, most people don't live on the beach 

Unhappy

but where are the pictures, or will their be holiday snaps coming soon?

Ian Ferguson

Dear Reg 

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I would like to heartily complain about the lack of busty blonde Eeeeee-wielding model on this page. I hope you realise it's the only reason why the Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is garnering so much attention on this site.

Michael

Sack the editor 

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ridiculous where is the editorial changes to ensure that the blond beach babe is included. Clearly standards are dropping.

Danny Traynor

There appears to be... 

Happy

a theme appearing amongst these comments

Chris

On holiday??? 

Paris Hilton

Clearly, that means she 'works' at the beach. So where does such a person go on holiday - a factory?

James

Re: Ian 

Paris Hilton

"I would like to heartily complain about the lack of busty blonde Eeeeee-wielding model on this page."

Your definition of 'busty' must differ from mine.

Anonymous Coward

Cancel My Subscription!! 

Paris Hilton

This is just shocking lack of editorial control. Where is the EeeeeePccccc Ladyyyyyyyy?!?!

I am going to cancel my subscription!! :)

Saucerhead Tharpe

Am I the only one 

Coat

Who doesn't find the skinny lady that attractive? No harm to her but she is a tad emaciated.

BlacKSacrificE

srsly 

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if you didn't have busty Eeeeeeeeeeeee chickieEeeeeeeeeeeee set as your desktop wallpaper before the original article featuring those loverly jubs had even finished loading as i did, you are all suckers. SUCKERS.

neat hack btw! ^_^

Andrew Badera

Awesome 

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Awesome to see eeeuser.com getting some coverage, and fantastic to see JohnX getting some coverage for his work. Work building on, incidentally, work by tristand and tinkergrl.

Anonymous John

Re Wot? No picture? 

www.reghardware.co.uk/2007/11/16/review_asus_eee_pc/page4.html

Anonymous Coward

@Saucerhead Tharpe 

Paris Hilton

Yes, you're the only one - and possibly a closet chubby-chaser. Those thighs betray evidence of cellulite. Some of us prefer 'em rather more svelte than that.

Anonymous Coward

eee-beachbird 

Paris Hilton

As mentioned before - she is a hottie and needs to be included in every story relating to the eee pc - that is what I paid the money for

Anonymous Coward

Eeeeeeeeee 

These comments are definitely not P C

Anonymous Coward

Twisted pairs 

No, not *that* pair! I mean the wires. I'd seriously suggest twisting together the USB data pairs to improve data integrity. One method would be to buy a USB 'extension' cable and chop it up, leaving just the "A female" (ooh-err) end and a tail of wire. Solder the tail to the motherboard.

Anonymous Coward

What PC? 

Joke

I've been reading these articles and until today didn't even see a PC.

Must've been an optical illusion