...it's officially "a bit chav" according to my significant other, who normally likes pink things (being female and all)

So there you go, Product (Red) still the one to go for fellas, as you're doing your bit for the world too.

This latest Apple offering is cynically designed by Satan's representative on Earth (Steve Jobs) to:

1 Entice young males into becoming homosexual

2 Entice young women to become lesbian

3 Steal money by making me pay £130 whereas I can get a player which

does everything the Nano can do plus make phone calls and make

coffee for 38p down the market

4 Make me become an Apple Fanboi

5 Make my sister become an Apple Fangurl

(I just wanted to post this first before the El Reg Celebrity Dancing Trolls get in to do the Anti-Apple Fandango)

Pink! I just love it, dahlink!