There ain't no way in sweetest eventuality called life that DoD would allow compromise in its supply chain. It is not a knock down. It is a way DoD says "We trust you Mr!"
Apple seem to really put some serious work into the packaing - the shape and texture. The rich black box, the clean unobtrusive font, the side-shot photograph of the item itself on the box lid....3ft wide picture of an iBomb
And you open the gorgeous black box and lift the white cardboard inside flap, itself adorned with clean offset typeface declaring "Designed by Apple in California," and you are confronted with what is quite possible the most thoughtfully designed and pleasing packaging you can get safely securing tht all important oil relocator munition (Sorry bomb). I am sure the people the bobms wil be droping on will have a smile on their face knowing that the bomb falling on them has 82% less packing materials than the you average bomb.
A comment in Wow ! ! ! By chkm8 Posted Saturday 26th April 2008 18:45 GMT on the cited earlier report ... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/25/apple_pasemi_missiles_storage/ .... " And how companies such as Lockheed Martin would use product's from a company such as Apple(crap), is beyond me..." makes a lot more sense if the lead roles are reversed, as they are .... And how companies such as Apple would use product's from a company such as Lockheed Martin (crap), is beyond me.
Although it is probably definitely not beyond NeuReality Stars, who can conjure up a Broad Band of Magic from Thin AIR and a Suite of Thin Clients, Work, Rest and Playing in Vertical Cloud Stacks..... for Party Tricks and Confidential Moves to Shake and Stir into Life/Energise Virtualised Environments ........ where Skunk Works for Real Parallel VirtuOSo Allies.
And the first "straight" to Realise that, will have the World at their Feet as a Ball, which they then will be XXXXPected to be able to Control and Direct to Target and ITs Goals. Although that Course, just to make Life Simpler and more CompleXXXX, is already Plotted in whatever Direction IT Chooses to Boldly Go.
Fasten your Seat Belts, Man on AIMission from Mars and Calling All Stars.
Apple to produce PA Semi powered Eee PC Palmtop/Sub Notebook? #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 09:32 GMT
This whole story doesn't make sense. Why would Apple buy PA Semi to kill off it's PowerPC line? More likely it has bought PA Semi to start using PA Semi to create chips for it's iPhones and iPods. Apple could well use a PA Semi PowerPC chips in their own version of a Eee PC. I mean OS X previously ran on PowerPC ;). So what's not to stop Apple producing a cut down version of OS X appearing on a PA Semi powered Palmtop/Sub Notebook? Hmm...
Sure I will pull it out in the pub, showing all my friends. I will wear it with pride in the street and if I ever make a music video it will be visible in the background.
Obviously about 6 months after I get an iBomb, Apple will release a newer one, with greater killing capacity and a smaller casing. If the iBomb takes off, Apple will probably release a smaller, more portable version the iBomb nano or maybe the iGrenade.
After the iBomb goes main stream people will notice that it doesnt kiil the advertised number of people, it probably gets 80% if you are lucky, dropping to 40% if you own it for a couple of years.
I can guarantee one thing though, however good the iBomb is, the headphones will be sh*t and break after a few months.
A small number of iBombs may be defective. If you have purchased an iBomb please check the serial number. If you have purchased iBomb #20 please return it to your retailer...
I recently bought a number of iCruise Missiles and I notice that the iSight integrated camera is not quite up to the specification we expected. While it is not a vitally important factor in my choice of large-scale obliteration methods I understand that many sailors aboard launch vessels have complained that they would expect Apple to have included an HD-format missile-cam in order that they can experience the missile's flight in true large-screen luxury. Also is it possible to have the missile in any other colour except white? The Afghans think we are surrendering every time we fire off a salvo at them,
Apple iWeapons will bring world peace , as they will be so beautiful no one will want to use them . and Apple will make a mint as the armies of the world will want the latest and greatest. Its ElJobso's way of out doing BillyG's humanitarian efforts .
The Ball passed to the Apple Core. Great Game On. #
Posted Saturday 17th May 2008 17:43 GMT
"Apple iWeapons will bring world peace , as they will be so beautiful no one will want to use them . and Apple will make a mint as the armies of the world will want the latest and greatest. Its ElJobso's way of out doing BillyG's humanitarian efforts ." .... By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 16th May 2008 17:30 GMT
Now that is a Sound Realistic Plan for IT, AC, and QuITe Perfect for AI Beta Global UNGovernance .... Sublime IntelAIgently Designed, Immaculately Perceived Guidance Control.
When they see the price tag, they'll realize that it may be overpriced for what they want and opt to either get the Dell version or make their own for less by going through eBay...
Power family chips are very important, nobody can "kill" them since there are billions of them in circulation.
I hope one day at least a person in IT media using "PowerPC" or "POWER" in their article look it up at least on Wikipedia! Forget asking IBM USA/Britain or the entire POWER organisation. Go to that small electronics repair shop and ask them what PA Semiconductor and Power CPU chips mean in industry.
Next time, chat with those The Register Enterprise guys and ask them if enterprise bothers with what CPU Apple uses rather than Sparc/Xeon/Power monsters they use. Ask BMW/Mercedes if they gave up using Power chips since iPod/iMac maker moved to Intel.
Generally embedded hardware comes with an availability guarantee (i.e. the vendor has to keep making the same chip for you even if the state of the art has moved on). When you buy a company you can't just throw its contracts away. So Apple has to do this even if they toss PA Semi's business away -- they can just refuse to sign any new contracts to supply chips. Whether this has to do with the DoD or anybody else is no big deal.
So sorry, this isn't really news. The only real complicated question is why I would bother to read an article about something I don't think is news...
Apple will please missile makers by backing PA Semi's chip
Anonymous Coward
DoD? #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 00:42 GMT
There ain't no way in sweetest eventuality called life that DoD would allow compromise in its supply chain. It is not a knock down. It is a way DoD says "We trust you Mr!"
Anonymous Coward
iBomb? #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 01:00 GMT
A friend bought one of those... it seems to be some sort of fancy cell phone thingie, except it doesn't do 3G.
E
Bombs #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 04:02 GMT
Designed in California.
Assembled in China.
Delivered to the middle east.
Antidisestablishmentarianist
@AC #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 04:02 GMT
Wow, you could be a comedian. No really.
Paul van der Lingen
iBomb #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 08:22 GMT
reading the article on Safari-for-windoze, I'd say that's a good place to place the name iBomb..
P.Nutt
Re: Bombs #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 08:22 GMT
Apple seem to really put some serious work into the packaing - the shape and texture. The rich black box, the clean unobtrusive font, the side-shot photograph of the item itself on the box lid....3ft wide picture of an iBomb
And you open the gorgeous black box and lift the white cardboard inside flap, itself adorned with clean offset typeface declaring "Designed by Apple in California," and you are confronted with what is quite possible the most thoughtfully designed and pleasing packaging you can get safely securing tht all important oil relocator munition (Sorry bomb). I am sure the people the bobms wil be droping on will have a smile on their face knowing that the bomb falling on them has 82% less packing materials than the you average bomb.
Mine is the combat jacket designed by Armani.
Anonymous Coward
What Roadmap? #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 08:22 GMT
Why would you buy a company with the intention of killing off the only product they make that
a) works
b) is profitable
c) is a niche product unlikely to have lots of competitors
makes no sense
amanfromMars
Zappy Zippies ......Hot Embedded Sleeper Hippies? #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 08:48 GMT
A comment in Wow ! ! ! By chkm8 Posted Saturday 26th April 2008 18:45 GMT on the cited earlier report ... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/25/apple_pasemi_missiles_storage/ .... " And how companies such as Lockheed Martin would use product's from a company such as Apple(crap), is beyond me..." makes a lot more sense if the lead roles are reversed, as they are .... And how companies such as Apple would use product's from a company such as Lockheed Martin (crap), is beyond me.
Although it is probably definitely not beyond NeuReality Stars, who can conjure up a Broad Band of Magic from Thin AIR and a Suite of Thin Clients, Work, Rest and Playing in Vertical Cloud Stacks..... for Party Tricks and Confidential Moves to Shake and Stir into Life/Energise Virtualised Environments ........ where Skunk Works for Real Parallel VirtuOSo Allies.
And the first "straight" to Realise that, will have the World at their Feet as a Ball, which they then will be XXXXPected to be able to Control and Direct to Target and ITs Goals. Although that Course, just to make Life Simpler and more CompleXXXX, is already Plotted in whatever Direction IT Chooses to Boldly Go.
Fasten your Seat Belts, Man on AIMission from Mars and Calling All Stars.
John
low power tech and threats #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 08:48 GMT
Apple may want to get a chip they are buying to use less power, so they could get their own people to help the manufacturer with the engineering.
Plus, it's unlikely, but it could be a message to Intel: we switched to you, we can switch back if you dis us.
Martin Norman
Apple to produce PA Semi powered Eee PC Palmtop/Sub Notebook? #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 09:32 GMT
This whole story doesn't make sense. Why would Apple buy PA Semi to kill off it's PowerPC line? More likely it has bought PA Semi to start using PA Semi to create chips for it's iPhones and iPods. Apple could well use a PA Semi PowerPC chips in their own version of a Eee PC. I mean OS X previously ran on PowerPC ;). So what's not to stop Apple producing a cut down version of OS X appearing on a PA Semi powered Palmtop/Sub Notebook? Hmm...
Matthew Pringle
I Want One #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 10:23 GMT
Like all Apple products, I now want an iBomb.
Sure I will pull it out in the pub, showing all my friends. I will wear it with pride in the street and if I ever make a music video it will be visible in the background.
Obviously about 6 months after I get an iBomb, Apple will release a newer one, with greater killing capacity and a smaller casing. If the iBomb takes off, Apple will probably release a smaller, more portable version the iBomb nano or maybe the iGrenade.
After the iBomb goes main stream people will notice that it doesnt kiil the advertised number of people, it probably gets 80% if you are lucky, dropping to 40% if you own it for a couple of years.
I can guarantee one thing though, however good the iBomb is, the headphones will be sh*t and break after a few months.
Anonymous Coward
Can you get "Benson, Arizona" on iTunes? #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 12:30 GMT
A small number of iBombs may be defective. If you have purchased an iBomb please check the serial number. If you have purchased iBomb #20 please return it to your retailer...
Anonymous Coward
Problems with iCruise iSight camera #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 13:36 GMT
Dear Mr Jobs
I recently bought a number of iCruise Missiles and I notice that the iSight integrated camera is not quite up to the specification we expected. While it is not a vitally important factor in my choice of large-scale obliteration methods I understand that many sailors aboard launch vessels have complained that they would expect Apple to have included an HD-format missile-cam in order that they can experience the missile's flight in true large-screen luxury. Also is it possible to have the missile in any other colour except white? The Afghans think we are surrendering every time we fire off a salvo at them,
Yours,
G.W.Bush
Anonymous Coward
IBombs #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 13:38 GMT
HaHa makes me think of War Inc. I can just see Steve Job firing off Apple branded iBombs into some small 3rd world country.
"we can launch a matchstick in Milwaukee and put it up a termites ass in Tehran. our precision guidance systems never fail"...... BOOOM!
Matthew Pringle
Universal Connector #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 15:14 GMT
Would the iBomb fit into todays military aircraft? Or would Apple design their own connector which only comes with the iPlane?
I bet the explosions would look prettier though!
Ron Hughes
Guidance Algorithm #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 15:33 GMT
Has to run on OSX; EULA forbids use on Windows or Linux!!
[Don't know what the penalty for contravention will be though. Any suggestions?]
Anonymous Coward
Targetting the iBomb #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 15:38 GMT
Targets designated by iSpy?
Anonymous Coward
OOh its so pretty #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 18:34 GMT
Apple iWeapons will bring world peace , as they will be so beautiful no one will want to use them . and Apple will make a mint as the armies of the world will want the latest and greatest. Its ElJobso's way of out doing BillyG's humanitarian efforts .
heystoopid
But #
Posted Friday 16th May 2008 23:29 GMT
But , will an ibomb blend ?
Chronos
Just one component... #
Posted Saturday 17th May 2008 17:43 GMT
...of the iWar package. Death and destruction never looked so stylish.
Of course, you'll have to replace them all every two years because you won't be able to get the bloody batteries out.
amanfromMars
The Ball passed to the Apple Core. Great Game On. #
Posted Saturday 17th May 2008 17:43 GMT
"Apple iWeapons will bring world peace , as they will be so beautiful no one will want to use them . and Apple will make a mint as the armies of the world will want the latest and greatest. Its ElJobso's way of out doing BillyG's humanitarian efforts ." .... By Anonymous Coward Posted Friday 16th May 2008 17:30 GMT
Now that is a Sound Realistic Plan for IT, AC, and QuITe Perfect for AI Beta Global UNGovernance .... Sublime IntelAIgently Designed, Immaculately Perceived Guidance Control.
Tommy Gilchrist
@ Matthew Pringle #
Posted Saturday 17th May 2008 17:43 GMT
That's the first thing in months that has actually made me laugh out loud
Anonymous Coward
Free ipod with evrery bomb? #
Posted Saturday 17th May 2008 22:31 GMT
Player_16
Sorry but... #
Posted Monday 19th May 2008 04:43 GMT
When they see the price tag, they'll realize that it may be overpriced for what they want and opt to either get the Dell version or make their own for less by going through eBay...
...but run into problems using PayPal.
Ilgaz Ãcal
iBomb is a funny joke but learn what POWER is #
Posted Monday 19th May 2008 04:43 GMT
Power family chips are very important, nobody can "kill" them since there are billions of them in circulation.
I hope one day at least a person in IT media using "PowerPC" or "POWER" in their article look it up at least on Wikipedia! Forget asking IBM USA/Britain or the entire POWER organisation. Go to that small electronics repair shop and ask them what PA Semiconductor and Power CPU chips mean in industry.
Next time, chat with those The Register Enterprise guys and ask them if enterprise bothers with what CPU Apple uses rather than Sparc/Xeon/Power monsters they use. Ask BMW/Mercedes if they gave up using Power chips since iPod/iMac maker moved to Intel.
Geoff Mackenzie
I'm waiting for the iBomb Nano #
Posted Monday 19th May 2008 04:43 GMT
Mine's not the bulky one ...
DV Henkel-Wallace
All joking aside #
Posted Monday 19th May 2008 20:18 GMT
Generally embedded hardware comes with an availability guarantee (i.e. the vendor has to keep making the same chip for you even if the state of the art has moved on). When you buy a company you can't just throw its contracts away. So Apple has to do this even if they toss PA Semi's business away -- they can just refuse to sign any new contracts to supply chips. Whether this has to do with the DoD or anybody else is no big deal.
So sorry, this isn't really news. The only real complicated question is why I would bother to read an article about something I don't think is news...