why in the name of beelzebubb and all his legions would you want to make a piece of apple hardware look like it was running windoze? it'd be like shagging paris hilton but making her wear a john prescott mask!
Microsoft sues Spec-Works. Apple kicks themselves for not suing Spec-Works first. Lawyers make coin and, 'out of interest' get somebody to put the Spec-Works skin onto their iPhones.
Having Vista as a OS at home is at times enough to have me scratching my head, so I'm not sure I'd want it on my phone. Enough security issues with it on the home PC.
I've seen vista skins for nearly everything that can be skinned, including just about every compositing X desktop known to man. Why would you want to take that nicer browser / OS / etc and make it look like Vista, which, disregarding it's other issues, doesn't really look stellar.
Then again I'm kind of a fan of that grey/tan Windows 2000 theme...
The analogue clock on the Iphone does not move. it is simply an icon for the main clock application, that has a world clock (with moving analogue clockfaces) and alarm etc. So it doesn't surprise me that the clock icon on this vista theme (this is only a theme) doesn't move its hands either. Interestingly, the calendar icon does change. It always shows the correct date. But the clock icon does not show the correct time, except twice every 24 hours...
Given the amount of hatred that seems to be out there for both the iPhone and Vista, wouldn't it be cheaper to just tattoo the word 'F*CK OFF'' on your forehead if you want to be hated by everyone?
Apple started selling fairly average PCs with some modded BIOS code and an Apple badge (kudos to Apple's marketing department though, they've been selling overpriced tat to people with 'designer' clothing and more money than sense for years now) I've been fully expecting the next OS release to be OS-XP. I guess this is just the next logical progression.
Paris, because I bet she'd buy a Mac and think it was a computer too...
So which one of you hacks - yes Register writers, I'm looking at you lot - masquerades as Webster?
No actual person can exist that's as damaged and inconsistent as it is outside a correctional facility (probably of the medical type), ergo, it has to be a fictional creation.
Bet whoever it is gets paid from the marketing budget too..
madra - I feel sick and it's all your fault. you said "it'd be like shagging paris hilton"... so I thought of paris hilton... then you said "john prescot". You heartless swine. <still shuddering>
however, given that this device is the epitome of everything i dislike about the 21st century, i think i can be quite safe in the knowledge the the ViPhone will not be appearing in a pocket near me. Hang on, I'll just check to make sure no-one slipped one in here when I wasn't looking.
"Apple started selling fairly average PCs with some modded BIOS code and an Apple badge"
I hate to break it to you my uninformed chum, but Macs have never used BIOS - man, that is so 1980s.
Macs use EFI, a much better implementation of BIOS. Vista was supposed to have it, in fact I think one of the many flavours of Vista (64bit I think) has some kind of support for it as of SP1, but like most things in the Micro$oft world, the older (and crapper) the better!
the day you see someone whip out an MS loaded device that apears to work you will think how? are they rolling thier own? do they have the source code? are they running some alpha for ms? have they built thier own hardware??
All of these questions led you to believe they are a genius.
The fact that its a skins cheat will slip on by...
"EFI is intended as a significantly improved replacement of the old legacy BIOS firmware interface historically used by all IBM PC compatible personal computers."
I suppose that having spent so much time in IT it was bound to happen, I personally am very much OS agnostic these days and that can be extended to mobile devices and anything else that has an IT angle in it.
So to all the respective 'Tards trolling the site looking for the commencement of an OS war I say this:
Whatever you’re firmly held beliefs about the look and feel of an OS the by far larger proportion of users do not give a toss about the pros and con's they are more interested in the look and feel. Vista as an OS does appear to be a buggy piece of bloat-ware BUT the icons, graphics and animations do look quite nice.
Which is why a company like this has a market and releases something like a Vista skin for the Jesus phone, so save all this bleating about comparing OS's it means sweet F all to 80% of the user base out there and less to the rest of us reading this article...
...people would think adding Windows features to an Apple phone was a good thing. Windows Mobile actually lets you install whatever you want on the hardware you own without having to hack it first.
it'd be like shagging john prescott but making him wear a paris hilton mask!...ow! I just had to kill a brain cell to get rid of that image in my head.
Man thats awful. It shows how desperate some widows fans are to get ANY credibility for Vista. This would be like buying a seasoning that made T-bone steak look and smell like dog crap.
You too can mar your phone with the look and feel of non functional bloatware!
Not that long ago I found a copy of XP skinned to look like Vista, Right down to the "Aero" interface, "I use it on my Wintendo" funny though, Amazingly, if you want your Aero experience, its easy as long as you don't happen to be Running Vista
@ Steven Raith, vincent himpe, Matt Bucknall, et al #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 17:46 GMT
Why not just ACTUALLY run DOS or 3,11 on it?
If you have a cracked iPhone, just ssh in and install dosbox (Stop here for those that want DOS on it), then just install 3,11 on top of that, easy! Not very useful unless you have some old Windows/DOS games to add, but loads of laffs!
Coat icon as I'm now fleeing from Windows and Apple fans that finally agree on something, burning me at the stake!.
Vista on your iPhone - almost 'perfection'
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madra
WTF? #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 00:11 GMT
why in the name of beelzebubb and all his legions would you want to make a piece of apple hardware look like it was running windoze? it'd be like shagging paris hilton but making her wear a john prescott mask!
Craig McCormick
Next up..... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 00:11 GMT
Microsoft sues Spec-Works. Apple kicks themselves for not suing Spec-Works first. Lawyers make coin and, 'out of interest' get somebody to put the Spec-Works skin onto their iPhones.
Newsworthy? Not yet.
kain preacher
why #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 00:11 GMT
why ?????????
Anonymous Coward
The big question #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 00:11 GMT
Have they paid the licensing fees for the Vista graphics, including that Windows logo?
I suspect not.
I also suspect the lawyers will be in contact shortly.
Angus Ireland
The finishing touch #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 00:11 GMT
To finish the look off, jailbroken users can also download and install the 'Vista' app from the installer.
And what does this vista app do I hear you cry?
well, it adds the typical BSOD to your iPhone/iPod Touch. Now that IS perfection!
GlamourAndCompany
Vista on my Phone..Hmm #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 00:11 GMT
Having Vista as a OS at home is at times enough to have me scratching my head, so I'm not sure I'd want it on my phone. Enough security issues with it on the home PC.
greig strafford
modmyifone? #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 00:11 GMT
modmyifone please
Webster Phreaky
AppleTards All Have Windows Penis Envy .... here's proof #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 00:12 GMT
The Apple Kool Aid Drinkers have rushed with rapture to use TWO DIFFERENT WAYS to run Windows XP or Vista on their Macs.
Before that there were DOZENS of Hacks to Run Windows on Macs before the PC Clone MacIntels.
Now the MacTards can't wait to make their little Commie Chinese Sweatshop made iPhonies LOOK like Vista!
A CLEAR case of PENIS ENVY.
Next they'll dress their Blow Up Polyethylene Dates in clothes like Steve Balmer.
Mathew White
ROTFLOL #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 02:55 GMT
ROTFLOL, ahhh so funny. Reminds me of GoBar for the newton, except that was vaguely useful as an app launcher.
E
Utterly Stupid #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 02:55 GMT
The clock in the bar at the top of the screen says 10:51.
The analog clock widget says 10:10.
Is the screenshot fake, or is the reporter gullible? Maybe both?
WTF
In the words of the late great Ren... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 02:55 GMT
I think I'm going to be sick!
* Of asthma-hound chihuahua fame, if you have to ask.
KenBW2
Why? Just... why? #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 02:55 GMT
That applies to both buying a jesus phone and then applying a Fista skin onto it
Dan Reeder
what's the time? #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 02:55 GMT
is it 10:10 or is it 10:51? do you believe the digital clock at the top, or the analog clock in that craptastic sidebar?
either someone botched up their forgery of that screenshot, or vista doesn't know how to tell the time.
Nexox Enigma
Why do people make these? #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 07:42 GMT
I've seen vista skins for nearly everything that can be skinned, including just about every compositing X desktop known to man. Why would you want to take that nicer browser / OS / etc and make it look like Vista, which, disregarding it's other issues, doesn't really look stellar.
Then again I'm kind of a fan of that grey/tan Windows 2000 theme...
Matthew
now... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 07:42 GMT
if it came with copy and paste.. that would be something
Michael Sheils
What... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 07:42 GMT
So now your going to start writing stories every time someone makes a skin for a device OS that looks a bit like another OS?
Jonathan
@Dan Reeder & E #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 07:42 GMT
The analogue clock on the Iphone does not move. it is simply an icon for the main clock application, that has a world clock (with moving analogue clockfaces) and alarm etc. So it doesn't surprise me that the clock icon on this vista theme (this is only a theme) doesn't move its hands either. Interestingly, the calendar icon does change. It always shows the correct date. But the clock icon does not show the correct time, except twice every 24 hours...
Tony Chandler
Cheaper solution #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 07:42 GMT
Given the amount of hatred that seems to be out there for both the iPhone and Vista, wouldn't it be cheaper to just tattoo the word 'F*CK OFF'' on your forehead if you want to be hated by everyone?
Ian Davies
@Webster #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 07:42 GMT
You know, you get closer and closer to real English every day... keep it up my man, soon we'll actually be able to understand the crap you spout!
Anonymous Coward
Ever since... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 07:42 GMT
Apple started selling fairly average PCs with some modded BIOS code and an Apple badge (kudos to Apple's marketing department though, they've been selling overpriced tat to people with 'designer' clothing and more money than sense for years now) I've been fully expecting the next OS release to be OS-XP. I guess this is just the next logical progression.
Paris, because I bet she'd buy a Mac and think it was a computer too...
TeeCee
There's a saying that you can't polish a turd. #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 07:42 GMT
But now we have proof that it's possible to scuff one up a bit and take the shine off it.
Anonymous Coward
@ The reg #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 08:51 GMT
So which one of you hacks - yes Register writers, I'm looking at you lot - masquerades as Webster?
No actual person can exist that's as damaged and inconsistent as it is outside a correctional facility (probably of the medical type), ergo, it has to be a fictional creation.
Bet whoever it is gets paid from the marketing budget too..
:-)
David Glasgow
@ Ian Davies re Webster #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 08:51 GMT
D'Oh! And there was me thinking Webster's post was a witty and perceptive *parody* of a crap spouting ignoramus.
Can we have an icon for this so I will be able to tell in future? A picture of Alf Garnett or Rab C Nesbitt, perhaps?
John Bayly
Oh the futility #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 08:51 GMT
They're expecting somebody who:
a). Bought an iPhone
b). Wants to make their iPhone look like it's running Vista
to be able to:
a). Find an SSH client
b). Use it
alan
I like my device... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 08:53 GMT
...just the way it is thanks without any bloatware on it. If only Vista-owners could say the same thing.
An XP theme would at least have been less embarrassing.
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Slaine
wasn't april 1st a few weeks ago? #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 09:01 GMT
madra - I feel sick and it's all your fault. you said "it'd be like shagging paris hilton"... so I thought of paris hilton... then you said "john prescot". You heartless swine. <still shuddering>
however, given that this device is the epitome of everything i dislike about the 21st century, i think i can be quite safe in the knowledge the the ViPhone will not be appearing in a pocket near me. Hang on, I'll just check to make sure no-one slipped one in here when I wasn't looking.
Anonymous Coward
@Ian Davies #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 09:16 GMT
Don't feed the trolls. Ignore them and they'll go away.
Craig
@I like my device... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 09:16 GMT
I like my PC, and it has Vista Ultimate on it.
Anyways, this skin is totally worth it, even if only to show Apple fangirls and get the same sort of reaction as these comments.
Anonymous Coward
@madra #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 09:20 GMT
...or shagging Paris Hilton and making her wear a Paris Hilton mask.
JayKay
BIOS? #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 10:11 GMT
"Apple started selling fairly average PCs with some modded BIOS code and an Apple badge"
I hate to break it to you my uninformed chum, but Macs have never used BIOS - man, that is so 1980s.
Macs use EFI, a much better implementation of BIOS. Vista was supposed to have it, in fact I think one of the many flavours of Vista (64bit I think) has some kind of support for it as of SP1, but like most things in the Micro$oft world, the older (and crapper) the better!
Better luck next time AC!
storng.bare.durid
Must be a prank #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 10:42 GMT
Good prank to play on a gebus phone owner though.
krakead
I'm very tempted to put this on my iPhone... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 10:52 GMT
...for no other reason but to upset the Macbigots springing up in my office like mushrooms on a dungheap after a length rain shower ;)
Matty B
Site name? #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 11:08 GMT
Umm, you may have the site name wrong there...
It's actually "modmyiphone.com" not "ModifyMyPhone"
Sister site of (the much better) modmymoto.com (for Motorola phones, obviously.)
Anonymous Coward
@JayKay #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 11:08 GMT
"I hate to break it to you my uninformed chum, but Macs have never used BIOS - man, that is so 1980s.
Macs use EFI, a much better implementation of BIOS. "
So they do use a BIOS then, just one called EFI.
'Tard
Anonymous Coward
Uber sh/geek... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 11:19 GMT
Well I think this is a clever trick....
the day you see someone whip out an MS loaded device that apears to work you will think how? are they rolling thier own? do they have the source code? are they running some alpha for ms? have they built thier own hardware??
All of these questions led you to believe they are a genius.
The fact that its a skins cheat will slip on by...
Anonymous Coward
So where's.... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 11:19 GMT
the KDE skin?
Mines the Tux
JayKay
No BIOS #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 11:33 GMT
No they DON'T use BIOS, they use EFI.
Read a little, it really helps you know.
Here, I'll start you off:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extensible_Firmware_Interface
"EFI is intended as a significantly improved replacement of the old legacy BIOS firmware interface historically used by all IBM PC compatible personal computers."
So you see, it a REPLACEMENT.
'Tard right back at ya.
Anon Koward
Ode to the 'Tards #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 11:42 GMT
I suppose that having spent so much time in IT it was bound to happen, I personally am very much OS agnostic these days and that can be extended to mobile devices and anything else that has an IT angle in it.
So to all the respective 'Tards trolling the site looking for the commencement of an OS war I say this:
Whatever you’re firmly held beliefs about the look and feel of an OS the by far larger proportion of users do not give a toss about the pros and con's they are more interested in the look and feel. Vista as an OS does appear to be a buggy piece of bloat-ware BUT the icons, graphics and animations do look quite nice.
Which is why a company like this has a market and releases something like a Vista skin for the Jesus phone, so save all this bleating about comparing OS's it means sweet F all to 80% of the user base out there and less to the rest of us reading this article...
/pulpit off
Steven Raith
Stuff Vista #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 12:21 GMT
I want a DOS 6.22 interface with Windows 3.11 for workgroups skin, please.
Mines the one with "DOS/4GW" embroidered on the lapel.
Cheers
Steven R
Anonymous Coward
@ GlamourAndCompany #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 12:29 GMT
Security issues on Vista? Please emphasise?
I know there are security issues on Vista, but come on... Let's not be complete mugs and think that Vista is the only OS with security holes.
They have built in UAC, which should prevent users from making stupid mistakes and the OS IS a lot more secure than previous versions.
So please list these security holes. We can help Microsoft then to patch them.
Glenn
Wheelbarrow handles #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 12:43 GMT
on the back of sportscar.
michael
worse than that #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 14:03 GMT
it is like shaging maggi whail wareing a gorden brown mask
*gulp*
I htink I am going to be sick
Aetyr
I can see why... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 14:12 GMT
...people would think adding Windows features to an Apple phone was a good thing. Windows Mobile actually lets you install whatever you want on the hardware you own without having to hack it first.
vincent himpe
i want #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 14:22 GMT
a DOS one !. oh and please also install edlin on so i can try this newfangled way of sending information. what's it called ? sms or something.
i remember when i was a kid i had to walk for 2 hours , sometimes through snow, to get to the internet. .
Anonymous Coward
@madra @teecee #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 14:37 GMT
I misread this as:
it'd be like shagging john prescott but making him wear a paris hilton mask!...ow! I just had to kill a brain cell to get rid of that image in my head.
teecee...you owe me a new keyboard!
Matt Bucknall
I'd rather have a DOS skin... #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 14:52 GMT
Without any means of typing. That'd be more useful.
Dana W
You have got to be kidding. #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 15:44 GMT
Man thats awful. It shows how desperate some widows fans are to get ANY credibility for Vista. This would be like buying a seasoning that made T-bone steak look and smell like dog crap.
You too can mar your phone with the look and feel of non functional bloatware!
Not that long ago I found a copy of XP skinned to look like Vista, Right down to the "Aero" interface, "I use it on my Wintendo" funny though, Amazingly, if you want your Aero experience, its easy as long as you don't happen to be Running Vista
Steve Mann
Bah! #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 15:57 GMT
The iPhone will only be said to have come of age when it can run OS2200 in native mode.
"Vista". "Leopard". Pshaw! Real operating systems don't have cute names dreamed up in some marketing brainstorming session.
Bloody toy computers.
Captain DaFt
@ Steven Raith, vincent himpe, Matt Bucknall, et al #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 17:46 GMT
Why not just ACTUALLY run DOS or 3,11 on it?
If you have a cracked iPhone, just ssh in and install dosbox (Stop here for those that want DOS on it), then just install 3,11 on top of that, easy! Not very useful unless you have some old Windows/DOS games to add, but loads of laffs!
Coat icon as I'm now fleeing from Windows and Apple fans that finally agree on something, burning me at the stake!.
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