You mean that you can't download wine from the internet?
You'll be telling me next that I don't need to put the network cable in a bucket to catch the bits when I unplug the printer. That must be true, a tech support guy told me to....
There's got to be some potential there, i mean think how much more pissed you could get if all you had to do to refill your glass was push a button on a usb device linked to, maybe a box rather than a bottle, but still, i'd get one.
"France has been investing heavily in humour development since the 1970s and the government has today revealed the first fruits of the scheme - a joke about a USB Wine Dispenser.
"France will be having another go at doing a joke in 2012."
My comment was from having dealt with people on a daily basis that would buy this thing than scream at me when it didn't work just because they saw a video of it working on the internet, and would not listen to any rational explanation.
I've seen battery powered corkscrews. A USB powered corkscrew/pump thing would be a pointless gadget but would probably do as well as other pointless USB powered gadgets.
Hmm, how about the re-invention of the SodaStream as a USB controlled alcopop maker?
Mine's the one with the bottle of Bulgarian red in it.
I was hoping for the one that delivered beer to your desk!
Imagine the "intellectual copyright" battles the brewmakers would get into, however. Richard Stallman would become a legendary figure in THAT arena, I tell you!
Mine's the one with the code for Landshark on a CD in its inner pocket, thanks.
What I also find hilarious is that it's called USBWine, not USBVin - isn't there a law prohibiting the use of languages other than French in the names of products? (so it really should be BSU Vin - vin du bus seriel universel, although not very sure about the frenchiness of the term "bus").
"You mean that you can't download wine from the internet?"
ask linux people they do it all the time
- isn't there a law prohibiting the use of languages other than French in the names of products?
They try to balance it so that not to many words from a foreign language will dilute the purist language. That's a losing battle since so mane new tech products have English names that the were just giving them a french pronunciation such as le computor , in stead of computer. Recently they have even given that up.
There is a FOSS driver. It's a work in progress, but makes excellent vinegar if you have USB1.1, and a single core processor. Toxicity is down since v0.3.97 as well.
You bastards don't even accept global warming is true!
I think there is a conspiracy here. You guys all have shares in the beverage market and don't want to see them undercut by this cool invention. No! You'd rather just dis this product without researching the facts. You're just a bunch of crybabies wishing you had invented this. Well guess what buddy the Truth is out. You can't stop progress even if you try.
I think it should also come in a British version that serves piss warm beer. Just run the beer through the CPU cooling to warm it up.
As I explained on another forum when this topic was brought up...
After researching this, I've found that it's not a hoax, although there's more to it than meets the eye:
As well as the USB adapter, your computer needs to meet the Bluetooth V3.01 specification (not the traditional bluetooth) because the bandwidth provided by bluetooth 3.01 has sufficient bandwidth to manipulate the molecules of the "base liquid" (a "programmable" juice if you will) supplied by the manufacturers. You also need to attach a pump for the aforementioned base liquid to your computer, which needs to be plugged into the mains.
Although this technology is revolutionary, there hasn't been a "fanfare" release, as the manufacturers are trying to come up with anti-copying technology, due to already being under threat from "drink piracy". There are many P2P networks out there where the users are illegally trading wines and other usb-based alchoholic drinks. These programmes go by such names as GrapeTorrent, WineWire and BeerShare.
Logitech Harmony ONE Advanced Universal Remote
Logitech Harmony 1100 Remote Control
Logitech Harmony 700 Universal Remote (LCD, 6 Devices)
Logitech Harmony 900 Universal Remote (LCD Touch Screen, Macro Control, 15 Devices)
Panasonic DMW-BCG10 Replacement Battery
Boozers rejoice - it's the USB wine tap!
Elrond Hubbard
Hilarious - but... #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 14:48 GMT
I remember this one doing the rounds late last year... so you should be trying to find faux usb-cheese gadgets by now.
Ash
France is teh winnar! #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 14:48 GMT
This is Twelvety Billions times better than that 1/4 tonne bottle opener.
VIVA LA FRANCE!
Robbin Nichol
Wont work on Vista #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 14:48 GMT
No drivers!
Paris cos she does French, apparently.
Danger Mouse
No Thanks #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 14:48 GMT
I'll wait for the USB London Pride version
Hic Up
Andy Worth
The ONLY funny thing about it.... #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 14:48 GMT
....is that anyone even bothered to give it news space.
Rob
DOH #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 14:48 GMT
There was me thinking you attached a bottle of wine to it, and it served as a somewhat pointless powered pump, but it's actually even more useless
serves about as much a purpose as paris
Kevin
saddly. #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 15:01 GMT
some idiot will believe its really can pour wine from the internet.
c price
Sacre Bleu! #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 15:49 GMT
What a great invention!
Now, where do I get the CAMRA version from?
c price
@kevin #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 15:49 GMT
You mean that you can't download wine from the internet?
You'll be telling me next that I don't need to put the network cable in a bucket to catch the bits when I unplug the printer. That must be true, a tech support guy told me to....
Rob
I agree with Rob #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 15:49 GMT
There's got to be some potential there, i mean think how much more pissed you could get if all you had to do to refill your glass was push a button on a usb device linked to, maybe a box rather than a bottle, but still, i'd get one.
Mark Lynch
Stop moaning... #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 15:49 GMT
it's genius!
Anonymous Coward
Is there a German model for beer? #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 17:00 GMT
Are these going to be allowed on airliners?
kissingthecarpet
@Danger Mouse #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 17:00 GMT
How about the USB ESB version? - its a bit stronger than London Pride
Chris
Stop moaning you miserable sods #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 17:00 GMT
I mean really. Lighten up a bit guys, you didn't surf to the reg to get any work done, did you?
Hugo
"The people of France have made a joke" #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 17:39 GMT
"France has been investing heavily in humour development since the 1970s and the government has today revealed the first fruits of the scheme - a joke about a USB Wine Dispenser.
"France will be having another go at doing a joke in 2012."
http://www.idiottoys.com/2007/12/people-of-france-have-made-joke.html
Mick Gower
Only on MAC and Windows #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 17:39 GMT
I can't believe they have only made it Windows and Mac compatable. Shame it's not Linux campatable then it could run Wine.
Kevin
@c price #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 17:39 GMT
My comment was from having dealt with people on a daily basis that would buy this thing than scream at me when it didn't work just because they saw a video of it working on the internet, and would not listen to any rational explanation.
Warhelmet
I don't know... #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 19:10 GMT
I've seen battery powered corkscrews. A USB powered corkscrew/pump thing would be a pointless gadget but would probably do as well as other pointless USB powered gadgets.
Hmm, how about the re-invention of the SodaStream as a USB controlled alcopop maker?
Mine's the one with the bottle of Bulgarian red in it.
Herby
But does it do Napa Valley wines as well? #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 19:10 GMT
Look, if you want it to be "universal" it should work world wide. None of that yucky French stuff, only good California stuff for me.
Of course, if they had one for sodas or coffee, I would have signed up already.
I can see it now: USB Starbucks. You heard it here first!
Pyros
Aw... #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 19:10 GMT
I was hoping for the one that delivered beer to your desk!
Imagine the "intellectual copyright" battles the brewmakers would get into, however. Richard Stallman would become a legendary figure in THAT arena, I tell you!
Mine's the one with the code for Landshark on a CD in its inner pocket, thanks.
Anonymous Coward
USBeer? #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 19:10 GMT
What I also find hilarious is that it's called USBWine, not USBVin - isn't there a law prohibiting the use of languages other than French in the names of products? (so it really should be BSU Vin - vin du bus seriel universel, although not very sure about the frenchiness of the term "bus").
David Pollard
@ Robbin Nichol #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 21:15 GMT
"No drivers!"
I should jolly well hope not. Look for a .cab.
Dave
Bad Example #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 21:15 GMT
Surely it's not a good idea to mix drivers with alcohol? You ought to be OK on Vista though, that probably doesn't have a driver.
kain preacher
le froggie #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 21:15 GMT
"You mean that you can't download wine from the internet?"
ask linux people they do it all the time
- isn't there a law prohibiting the use of languages other than French in the names of products?
They try to balance it so that not to many words from a foreign language will dilute the purist language. That's a losing battle since so mane new tech products have English names that the were just giving them a french pronunciation such as le computor , in stead of computer. Recently they have even given that up.
Geoff Mackenzie
@Mick Gower #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 22:33 GMT
There is a FOSS driver. It's a work in progress, but makes excellent vinegar if you have USB1.1, and a single core processor. Toxicity is down since v0.3.97 as well.
Sam
A while back #
Posted Thursday 3rd July 2008 22:33 GMT
..when I was in IT, with a friend I discussed simple matter stream information over the interweb, specifically BOIP..
Beer Over Internet Protocol.
One day....
Steen Hive
@Kevin #
Posted Friday 4th July 2008 03:25 GMT
"some idiot will believe its really can pour wine from the internet."
The Internet is a seemingly inexhaustible source of poor whines.
skeptical i
I suppose the whisk(e)y tap ... #
Posted Friday 4th July 2008 03:25 GMT
... would plug into the Fire(water) drive?
Mine's got the happy flask in the pocket.
Charles Manning
Of course you'd say it is fake! #
Posted Friday 4th July 2008 08:32 GMT
You bastards don't even accept global warming is true!
I think there is a conspiracy here. You guys all have shares in the beverage market and don't want to see them undercut by this cool invention. No! You'd rather just dis this product without researching the facts. You're just a bunch of crybabies wishing you had invented this. Well guess what buddy the Truth is out. You can't stop progress even if you try.
I think it should also come in a British version that serves piss warm beer. Just run the beer through the CPU cooling to warm it up.
Andrew Stone
Coffee plugin #
Posted Friday 4th July 2008 09:27 GMT
It isn't a new idea. Hugeglobalnet created an internet-based beverage delivery system more than 8 years ago
Anonymous Coward
If only #
Posted Friday 4th July 2008 09:29 GMT
I want to believe.
Mike Fishcake
Actually... #
Posted Friday 4th July 2008 09:29 GMT
As I explained on another forum when this topic was brought up...
After researching this, I've found that it's not a hoax, although there's more to it than meets the eye:
As well as the USB adapter, your computer needs to meet the Bluetooth V3.01 specification (not the traditional bluetooth) because the bandwidth provided by bluetooth 3.01 has sufficient bandwidth to manipulate the molecules of the "base liquid" (a "programmable" juice if you will) supplied by the manufacturers. You also need to attach a pump for the aforementioned base liquid to your computer, which needs to be plugged into the mains.
Although this technology is revolutionary, there hasn't been a "fanfare" release, as the manufacturers are trying to come up with anti-copying technology, due to already being under threat from "drink piracy". There are many P2P networks out there where the users are illegally trading wines and other usb-based alchoholic drinks. These programmes go by such names as GrapeTorrent, WineWire and BeerShare.
W
Previously on El Reg... #
Posted Friday 4th July 2008 13:36 GMT
Careful now. We all know what happens when geeks get involved with wine:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05/13/welsh_darth_vader_sentence/
Or even worse:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/18/el_reg_birthday/page4.html
[The icon is me doing the recycling at the bottle bank]
Lukin Brewer
@Actually, How about... #
Posted Friday 4th July 2008 13:36 GMT
ePlonkey, Wazaa (*the* site for pirated Budweiser), PirateBayRum, Nipster, Dropster, Beaujolais Gnuvoux, Sherryaza, WinPX, Morepeeus or Juiced.
Or just download direct from Boozenet.
You could even go to one of the legit aggregators: RealAle-dio and QuickTimeGentlemenPlease (lots of cider there).