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Quirky blank Qwerty keyboard goes on sale

Iain Paterson

A fool and his money 

Paris Hilton

Wouldn't a $5 keyboard and a $2 bottle of Wite-Out (Tipp-Ex for you Brits) prove just as effective?

If you must have the clacking sound of the keyboard then apply the whiteout to that old IBM keyboard you've got stashed in the cupboard.

Paris, because she's permanently blank too

Anonymous Coward

DISASTER AREA 

Coat

I imagine Hotblack Desiato will be interested in this one.

Simon Ward

Re: A fool and his money 

"Wouldn't a $5 keyboard and a $2 bottle of Wite-Out (Tipp-Ex for you Brits) prove just as effective?"

There's no way I'd take TippEx to either of my old IBM Model M keyboards, although this thing does look uncannily like the IBM 'Preferred' keyboard I use at home.

I achieved the same effect with a black permanent marker.

Anonymous Coward

Sorry to be boring 

I guess despite the quirky marketing, this is being pushed as a keyboard that can be labelled up according to specific needs. Think video editing etc.

Kudos for sporting what appears to be a 100% standard layout, unlike most keyboards currently available claiming to.

I wonder if Dell are eyeing them up, so they can fix future keyboard layout screw-ups with a bottle of thinners and a driver disk?

Anonymous Coward

where's the windows button? 

Dead Vulture

"Paris, because she's permanently blank too." - hliarious

WTF, who blacks out their keys? I haven't looked at my keyboard to type in about 15 years, but that doesn't mean I want the key names removed... it's not a piano. And thank you Mavis Beacon, for freeing me from hunting and pecking all those years ago...

Maybe it would help with some pesky kids that won't leave daddy's gaming computer alone... but a good butt whoopin' would do a lot more.

Ed

Ummmm 

Anyone else get teh impression that these guys got sent a bunch of blank keys by mistake?

Quirkafleeg

Re: Sorry to be boring 

Coat

“Kudos for sporting what appears to be a 100% standard layout, unlike most keyboards currently available claiming to.”

Not 100% standard. The left Shift key's too wide, the # key's in the ‘wrong’ place, and the \ key is missing…

The Jon

i've fotr won of tghese... 

Joke

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Tje Kon

Francis Offord

Really Wilberforce. 

Gates Halo

In the light of my typing prowess, or lack of it, I think I shall stick to the current arrangements. I can cock things up quite adequately already, thank you!!!

Anonymous Coward

@Quirkafleeg 

Coat

Shouldn't that be the " " key, the " " key and the " " key?

Jonathan Richards

Good for learning 

I learned to touch type on a typewriter (note for the experience-impaired: a mechanical device for squeezing ink in letter shapes from a ribbon onto paper) without key legends. It did have colour coded key caps, though, as a guide to which finger was meant to be used. A great learning aid - I've never looked back since. Or down. Much.

Anonymous Coward

Not a QWERTY keyboard 

Stop

How can it be? The keys aren't labelled.

Or, if it is, it's an AZERTY, Dvorak and SJWORP keyboard too.

JB

Blank keys 

Coat

I achieved the same effect by using the same, cheap-arse keyboard for 18 years, the letters just rub off anyway!

A J Stiles

Perhaps I'm odd 

Linux

Perhaps I'm the odd one here {being an Evil Penguin-Shagging Communist and all that} but I look mainly at the keyboard when I'm typing, not the screen -- I can have confidence that the key I watched myself press will cause the letter or punctuation mark I wanted to appear.