If you're worried your kids might play GTA 4 while at a friends house, how about doing the parenting thing and going to meet the friend's parents to see if they are hopeless retards of not. And invite the kids friend to your house instead if necessary.

Bloody moron parents.

... the kids drank a few beers, toked on a joint and THEN played GTA.

Heck, the parents would be gibbering wrecks fraught with concern for their nasty spoilt brattish uneducated obese little tykes.

Keep 'um at home locked inside the cupboard, that's what I'm preaching.

Kids shouldn't be seen, heard or even mentioned.

Lock them away till they're old enough to work and then send them down the coal mines or something. Then we can compete with Chinese manufacturing!

All that dope, booze and video games didn't do me no harm when I were a nipper, but if my parents had kept me locked in the cupboard for 18 years, I'd be a far more rounded individual.

Paris, because she's more harmful than GTA to young fragile egg-shell minds.

At least good ol' sex, drugs and rock n roll got you out in the open air (Glasto...)

Paris because I used the word sex.