Reg Hardware

Motorola's intros non-3G BlackBerry-style smartphone

Monkey

My god... 

That's ugly!

Tom Richardson

Poor old Moto... 

Unhappy

As far as handset manufacturers go now, they're kind of the equivalent of the drunk, senile old aunty at a family party, who just sort of staggers around forgetting people's names and saying embarassing things, while everyone prays for them to wear themselves out and fall asleep in the corner.