This will explain Lord Vader's eating habits, I'm sure:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo
Does contain some swearing and Eddie Izzard. And also some written comments from people who believe it can't be funny as he is gay/transvestite/transsexual etc...
Had the developers of this wonderfully unnecessary item been thinking, they would have had the toaster burn a negative image on reverse. Then we'd all have instant access to the Dark Side.
Mine's the rumpled floor length one with the deep hood.
Sods law the web site says it only ships to US & Canada, then there's the problem of the different voltages (I wonder if running one of these things at 240V would work and if it makes the toast browner?).
Wouldn't it be nice if the heating elements where based on a matrix layout so images could be uploaded. I once saw this done by a steerable CO2 laser but it wouldn't have fitted into the average kitchen.
Having just realised after 4 months in the house that we don't have a toaster, and bearing in mind that my fiance has an Imperial Star Wars tattoo, we NEED this.
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Yes! It's the Darth Vader breakfast toaster
Matt Kimber
Vader on toast? #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
Looks more like Cthulhu in a novelty hat...
dervheid
I sense a disturbance... #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
in the toast.
Yes Luke, I am your Toaster!
May the farce be with you.
thefutureboy
Death Star Canteen #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
This will explain Lord Vader's eating habits, I'm sure:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo
Does contain some swearing and Eddie Izzard. And also some written comments from people who believe it can't be funny as he is gay/transvestite/transsexual etc...
JediHomer
I always thought... #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
... he had the penne all'arrabbiata...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
Anonymous Coward
"but even those strong with the Sith" #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
Sorry, no. That's like saying "the Jedi is strong in this one". I think what you meant is "The Dark Side".
Alan Esworthy
Missed opportunity #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
Had the developers of this wonderfully unnecessary item been thinking, they would have had the toaster burn a negative image on reverse. Then we'd all have instant access to the Dark Side.
Mine's the rumpled floor length one with the deep hood.
Anonymous John
Hand gesture #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
"This isn't the shade of brown you're looking for."
Vero Pepperrell
Darth Vader's diet #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
Aren't we all aware that Darth Vader's favourite dish is Penne a la arabiata?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
Rob Beard
Not a fan of Star Wars but... #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
...that is freaking cool!
I want one!
Sods law the web site says it only ships to US & Canada, then there's the problem of the different voltages (I wonder if running one of these things at 240V would work and if it makes the toast browner?).
Rob
Gianni Straniero
Hmmm #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
Looks to me like someone's been messing around with their Cylon toaster:
http://www.reghardware.co.uk/2008/07/15/frakkin_cylon_toaster/
Anonymous Coward
Darth Vader eats... #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
...toblerones, of course.
Anonymous Coward
"We're not sure we've ever seen Darth's diet"...? #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
Helloooooo?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7LzE_qEvWCw
Matthew Coulson
b3ta did it first. #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:28 GMT
As thought of here: http://www.b3ta.com/board/8780007
Toby Rose
Mouse Droid #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:29 GMT
Should have been Mouse Droid-shaped instead!
jai
that's no grapefruit.... #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:29 GMT
...i find your lack of marmite disturbing...
...i felt a disturbance in the force, as if a million rice crispies suddenly snap-crackle-n-pop'd in terror and then were instantly silenced....
...crunchie nut cornflakes and a cuppa tea are no match for a good slice of toast in your hand, kid
ivan
Let's write a lettere to Santa! #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:29 GMT
My son and I want this at home: "so that I can eat Darth 'Water' at breakfast" says my son....
I would second that!
Dear Santa...
Barry John Williams
Penne all'arrabbiata #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 17:29 GMT
Darth Vader eats Penne all'arrabbiata:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw
Frumious Bandersnatch
I know what you're getting for Christmas.. #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 19:03 GMT
"I felt your presents"
Warhelmet
Psssss-Chuuuu #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 19:03 GMT
I find your lack of fibre most disturbing...
Fraser
Formula for a Star wars related comment... #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 19:15 GMT
Something something something DARK SIDE, something something something COMPLETE.
Iam Me
WWJJBD #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 19:58 GMT
What Would JarJar Binks Do???
Mine's the one with jam stains on the front.
vincent himpe
darth vader is a wussy #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 19:58 GMT
if ti would have been Dark Helmet ! may the schwartz be with you
b166er
RoTM #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 20:45 GMT
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created...
Josh
I wanna get one #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 23:27 GMT
And experience the dark side of the toast.
"I want my breakfast, Admiral - Not excuses."
"You are to capture Solo alive. No shaking it up."
"I smell a disturbance in the eggs. Something I have not smelt since-"
wsm
New possibilities for Star Wars 8 #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 23:27 GMT
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: "The Empire is toast!"
Joseph Helenihi
Waiting for... #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 23:27 GMT
...the enterprising ebayer that will put a piece Vader toast up for bidding,
"Look, you can see Darth Vader!, bid now, bid often!!!"
Anonymous Coward
Was anyone besides me... #
Posted Thursday 6th November 2008 23:31 GMT
...reminded of "Hardware Wars"?
Anonymous Coward
Yawn #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 11:26 GMT
Are people still obsessed with a second rate Sci-Fi movie after all these years ?
Now a picture of Jesus/Buddha/Mohammed from a toaster would have real FleaBay potential ! (whatever happened to Golden Casino anyway ?)
Paul Lee
Woolworths #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 11:26 GMT
Remember the Woolworths advert? "Did you purchase the toaster?"
Anonymous Coward
Please use whole grain bread... #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 11:26 GMT
...thus, you say to your toast before you eat it: 'there is good in you, I can sense it'
Astarte
Upload #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 11:26 GMT
Wouldn't it be nice if the heating elements where based on a matrix layout so images could be uploaded. I once saw this done by a steerable CO2 laser but it wouldn't have fitted into the average kitchen.
Andy ORourke
If only...... #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 11:26 GMT
they had made one with an image of jesus on I could have made a fortune flogging the bread based holy relics on eBay in Merica!
Michael Kilner
Next: The Light Sabre Floro-Desk Lamp? #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 11:26 GMT
Only one and as Darth would say, "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created......"
BigTim
Impressive #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 11:26 GMT
Most impressive
Anonymous Coward
it will toast a perfect image of the Dark Lord onto each slice of bread #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 11:26 GMT
Are we talking about the same Dark Lord? One is the Dark Lord of the Sith, other is a noseless one.
radian
kitchen appliances #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 13:05 GMT
What next? A freezer with a Carbonite and Hoth settings?
Yes that's a crap joke but I don't care because its gone 12 and I'm leaving work...
Snoozer Vine
@darth vader is a wussy #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 13:05 GMT
And it would have a bagel setting.
Yorkshirepudding
another star wars quote? #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 15:58 GMT
all too easy.....
that is all
Steve Williamson
One problem with that toaster... #
Posted Friday 7th November 2008 17:21 GMT
....no matter which setting you put it on, it's always going to have a darkside....
Mofette
We NEED this #
Posted Wednesday 12th November 2008 14:12 GMT
Having just realised after 4 months in the house that we don't have a toaster, and bearing in mind that my fiance has an Imperial Star Wars tattoo, we NEED this.
When is it coming out in the UK?!