Surely to trademark something you have to actually prove that you own it in some way - Either you developed it yourself or you paid someone to develop it for your company?
It's like me trying to trademark the symbol '&' and demanding royalties from anyone that uses it!
Incidentally I think he might find that he is counter-sued by LG as 'his' emoticon looks an awful lot like their already trademarked logo:
I thought you couldn't trademark something that is in common use within a certain context. The smilie already existed, so he can't copyright it. I wouldn't, for instance, be allowed to trademark "lol", "wtf" or even "Hello" for use in texts and emails, because they're already widely used.
Isn't this also why google wanted to stop people using their name to refer to the use of any search engine, as it would weaken their hold on the trademark?
I have trademarked the words the, and, or, an, and but... but only in the arial font. Where's my money MS!? I know I'm owed trillions, but I'll settle for mere billions. I'll have my lawyer call your lawyer army commander and we'll work something out.
...for a quick five minutes on the differences between trademarks (used to mark items of trade, unsurprisingly), patents (to protect inventions) and copyright (to protect expressions).
Here's my IANAL summary: You can license patents and copyrights, but not trademarks, so the bloke is off his trolley. An emoticon is not patentable, nor yet copyrightable, so fuggedaboutit.
Yep, that's exactly why Google have that (understandable) attitude. Hoover, Xerox, Kleenex and, to a certain extent, iPod already 'enjoy' weakened holds on their trademarks. The trade-off, of course, is getting free publicity every time sometime cleans, photocopies, sneezes or overpays for restricted-use music.
Consider that the Royal Mail reckon to have a trademark on the colour red for instance.
Having a trademark and being able to enforce it are two separate issues though - trademarks are only valid within a specific area or domain. Even then I can use the trademark in a relevant context without permission - I don't need to pay Microsoft royalties for using their name in this sentence for example.
So, let him waste his money if he wants to. It'll serve as some punishment for being such a stupid, money-grabbing imbecile in the first place.
I'm not a trademark expert, but I don't see why he shouldn't use ;-) as a trademark. Of course, he'd have to decide what category or categories of goods or services he wants to register it for. Then he could complain if someone else uses the mark to describe their own goods or services in the same category or categories.
There are dozens of registered trademarks consisting of just the word "SMILE". Go and look at www.ipo.gov.uk, if you don't believe me.
Trade marks aren't the same as copyrights or patents.
Also, when a mark is registered, it is registered in certain defined classes of product/service/etc. That is why Bass could register a red triangle as the first ever UK trade mark. They did not invent the red triangle, and cannot claim sole use of it. However, if another brewer was to associate their beer with the red triangle, they could be infringing.
Note also, that "asserting" a trademark is possible simply by writing TM after it, similar to the way copyright is asserted. This indicates "I am using this as my trade mark"
Turned out it was a bit of corporate PR misrepresentation #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
They have registered their trademark which contained their logo with the smiley in it. They were not allowed to register the smiley alone. So, it's a non-issue.
Trademarks don't work like that. "Prior Art" is not generally an issue; it's not like a patent.
You can trademark most things, including most common sayings or words, as long as nobody else has already registered the mark.
You also, generally, have to restrict a trademark to a particular area of business; straying from this results in the problems with the Apple trademark
You know what, the minute people may have to pay they will stop using it, invent a new one or more likely not give a monkey's, and you will look a bigger nob than you already do!
Research before you post a report. Oleg Teterin's request for trademarking was refused by the Russian patent offce with the reason that regular symbols can't be trademarked. In Germany the Deutsche Telekom tried similar with their signature magenta letter T and failed.
My company Elithio Ideas inc. has trademarked the simple dot - as in the one under the vertical line at the end of this sentence!
Our lawyers estimate that you lot who have posted comments already owe us £100,000 (or €20) apiece. (And that's just for the full stops. We're letting you off the ones over the i as a goodwill gesture.)
As for El Reg itself, a look at past pages shows that it owes several multiples of the national debt, and the bailiffs will be around on Monday to collect Sarah B (or 'The Moderatrix') in part-payment.
Seriously! WTF! So now one day I'll get a letter saying I owe some twat x amount in fees for emails and text messages I sent that contained a smiley face. Oh, and lets not forget IM and IRC etc...
After the guitar chords D and E, when used in a particular series, were deemed "Mine!" by Metallica, how can this surprise <insert emoticon> anyone? I have two ideas... shhhh. First, "ing". Those three characters, when used together, are MINE. Second, the sounds "faa", "uck", "mmmm", and "eeee"; again, when used in a particular series, are MINE!
This last idea is a stretch, but it could be lucrative (after-all, damage to my business is not a consideration of any of these suits, only the potential advantage to my business; no, I have not worked for SCO). I shall trademark, patent, copyright, DRM, and in any and all other ways preserve for my use, the action of the frivolous trademark, patent, copyright, and/or DRM lawsuit. Ehhhh? Uhhhh?
<i>I thought you couldn't trademark something that is in common use within a certain context.</i>
You'd think that, but Microsoft trademarked 'Windows', which was already a computing term. I think of trademarks as slogans that no other business has thought of using yet. Like, 'We're there when you need us' is trademarked by Tuscon Electric.
- Insert some tenuous linkage to Paris Hilton here so people on the internet think I'm witty -
"Surely to trademark something you have to actually prove that you own it in some way - Either you developed it yourself or you paid someone to develop it for your company?"
Nope. Trademark is not a patent, it is just claiming use of a particular logo or symbol for your particular line of business (plus trying to deny use of "confusingly similar" logos and names.)
"I thought you couldn't trademark something that is in common use within a certain context. The smilie already existed, so he can't copyright it."
That's right, except they were claiming trademark, not copyright. And apparently, per a few posts above (the post by Christoph), the Russian trademark agency agreed, the trademark was denied.
To avoid confusion...
Patents cover inventions*, trademark covers logos and names, and copyright covers copying creative products**. Coca Cola for instance -- if I tried to clone Coca Cola, if the formula is patented they could try suing for patent infringement if my copy was close enough (really they couldn't, any patent would have expired over 75 years ago, but...) If I called mine Coca Cola, they could get me for trademark infringement, or if I used like a similar logo but called it Coka Cola or something. It's supposed to be based on the logo or name being similar enough to cause confusion. Copyright? Wouldn't apply as much (since it's more for books, music, movies, software, etc.), but if I copied the non-logo graphics for my bottles, they wouldn't be covered by trademark but would be copyrighted.
*Patents cover inventions, plus whatever other crap the local patent office allows people to slip by... in the US for instance, they allow software patents (ugh), they allowed business method patents until recently (ugh!!), and I think may still allow genetic patents (ughhhh!!!!!).
**Creative products -- so copyright isn't supposed to apply to just data collections. But, despite this there've been copyright cases here in the US about copying data (in bulk) from phone books and Westlaw, they do both assert copyright even though by strict interpretation it's just a collection of phone numbers and legal cases. It's legally clear cut, but in actual cases, they'll be like "collecting all that info is a lot of work", and some judges (contrary to the letter of the law) decide it's copyrighted.
Trademarks aren't patents. He would only be able to sue people for passing-off, not just using the letters in normal communications otherwise trademarks like Orange, Apple, Sun etc couldn't be used which would be stupid. And if the item is generic in it's context it can't be trademarked.
I think he got stung by a lawyer looking for a mug who doesn't understand the difference.
Yeah, same thing with Kleenex, Dumpster, Xerox, and (for you Brits) Hoover. I'm not a lawyer, but my sketchy understanding is that you don't have to actually PREVENT said usage, but just make a reasonable effort to show that you care. Clarification from people who actually know is appreciate, though. ;-)
Just yesterday someone alerted ElReg to the fact that you had reprinted a viral while passing it off as a story. Now you are doing it again. What does a lawsuit cost for - insert name of company - compared to the free press you have just delivered for a barely funny story ? Yet some other interesting ElReg story has just disappeared.
Please, some other El Regian please slapdown this 'author' for brining you all into disrepute.
Well, obviously, since a trademark only applies in certain contexts, his must be on the use of a ;-) when being a litigious idiot who was swindled into thinking this trademark meant something. Luckily, that's a pretty narrow use case.
Anonymous and leaving, in case he's a certain kind of "Russian businessman"
I can just imagine Rogers & Hammerstein trademarking/copyrighting do, re, mi from the Sound of Music... The songs are one thing, the concept of using do, re, mi for the musical scale is another. After all, it was already in common use before the song was written. Ditto, all the emoticons have been in use since the 70's or earlier. I have a very old list of them all from the late 70's (a couple of text pages w/ icons and definitions) from someone who was a Multics user. Too bad they didn't copyright them at the time... ;-) ;-)
Man trademarks ;-) emoticon
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Anonymous Coward
Prior art? #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:01 GMT
Here's an interesting post from 2002:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.elvis.king/browse_thread/thread/44638dfeb010f2c9?q=smiley
Les
Prior art, or something... #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:01 GMT
As Despair, Inc have already (allegedly) trademarked the :-( emoticon, and could claim that others are similar, I don't think this will stand..
http://despair.com/frownonthis.html
Of course, it was *funny* when they did it...
Rob
CUNT #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:01 GMT
That is all.
Anonymous Coward
Whew! #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:01 GMT
I want to trademark *rofl* so I can sue the Price Money out of L33t-gamers.
Is it just me or does the law get more obscure every day?
Christoph
Rather out of date #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:01 GMT
http://www.russiatoday.com/features/news/34577
"Russia’s patent authority, Rospatent, has ruled that the smiley graphic cannot be registered as a trademark."
Simon
Haw haw! #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:01 GMT
OMG thats hilarious ;-)
Aww, could this be a friday afternoon story ;-)
Good luck to the guy, he should also trademark being a clueless idiot ;-)
Pete Wilson
Emoticon #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:01 GMT
Despair Inc had a trademark on the frowny emoticon many years ago...
http://despair.com/acompromise.html
-- Pete
Paris, to make up for the frown...
Flugal
Marketing exercise #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:14 GMT
I wonder, just maybe, if he's aware of how utterly ludicrous this trademark is, but also knows how to get some free publicity from the media?
I expected better from El Reg*
* In the same way I expect Wacki Jaqui to care about individual freedoms.
Tony
Yeah right. #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:14 GMT
Surely to trademark something you have to actually prove that you own it in some way - Either you developed it yourself or you paid someone to develop it for your company?
It's like me trying to trademark the symbol '&' and demanding royalties from anyone that uses it!
Incidentally I think he might find that he is counter-sued by LG as 'his' emoticon looks an awful lot like their already trademarked logo:
http://www.pclaunches.com/entry_images/0807/24/lg-logo.jpg
That would be a fun lawsuit!
;-)
Richard
I'm no law buff but... #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:14 GMT
I thought you couldn't trademark something that is in common use within a certain context. The smilie already existed, so he can't copyright it. I wouldn't, for instance, be allowed to trademark "lol", "wtf" or even "Hello" for use in texts and emails, because they're already widely used.
Isn't this also why google wanted to stop people using their name to refer to the use of any search engine, as it would weaken their hold on the trademark?
Anonymous Coward
Nice scam... #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 16:14 GMT
Assuming that most business are such a happy place that they even use emoticons much, how does he plan on monitoring/enforcing this?
Mike Arthur
No Chance #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
he should also trademark being a clueless idiot ;-)
not a feckin prayer, uk government have that one sown up already
Paris, natch....
Ralph B
Been there, done that. #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
http://www.despair.com/acompromise.html
Stephen Sherry
With my time machine...! #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
I have trademarked the words the, and, or, an, and but... but only in the arial font. Where's my money MS!? I know I'm owed trillions, but I'll settle for mere billions. I'll have my lawyer call your lawyer army commander and we'll work something out.
Matthew Sinclair
T.T; #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
Maybe I Should trade mark the
.
Because every time you use the
.
I get 10,000 dollars.
I also have a bridge with your name on it in New York.
Yeah..right....
;-)
So sue me.
X O D
Jonathan Richards
Ask your lawyer... #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
...for a quick five minutes on the differences between trademarks (used to mark items of trade, unsurprisingly), patents (to protect inventions) and copyright (to protect expressions).
Here's my IANAL summary: You can license patents and copyrights, but not trademarks, so the bloke is off his trolley. An emoticon is not patentable, nor yet copyrightable, so fuggedaboutit.
Keith Oborn
IBM-- #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
Back in the day, IBM managed to trademark /2 as part of the PS/2 launch--.
Lionel Baden
Anonymous coward #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
Well i will counter you by trademarking l33t and be done with all of it ;)
woops i used ;)
bad me :(
oh dear thats bad too !!!
ill go broke at this rate :)
must trademark @ whilst im at it !!
Anonymous Coward
Eat this bitch! #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-)
sue me :P
Jimmy Floyd
@Richard #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
Yep, that's exactly why Google have that (understandable) attitude. Hoover, Xerox, Kleenex and, to a certain extent, iPod already 'enjoy' weakened holds on their trademarks. The trade-off, of course, is getting free publicity every time sometime cleans, photocopies, sneezes or overpays for restricted-use music.
Mine's the one with the Durex in the pocket.
Anonymous Coward
Prior art isn't a barrier #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
Consider that the Royal Mail reckon to have a trademark on the colour red for instance.
Having a trademark and being able to enforce it are two separate issues though - trademarks are only valid within a specific area or domain. Even then I can use the trademark in a relevant context without permission - I don't need to pay Microsoft royalties for using their name in this sentence for example.
So, let him waste his money if he wants to. It'll serve as some punishment for being such a stupid, money-grabbing imbecile in the first place.
Hollerith
He's in trouble #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
As I've trademarked 'Russia', 'Russian', 'Russian businessman' and 'owner of an emoticon' as trademarks and I'm going to sue his ass off.
Anonymous Coward
How trademarks work #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
I'm not a trademark expert, but I don't see why he shouldn't use ;-) as a trademark. Of course, he'd have to decide what category or categories of goods or services he wants to register it for. Then he could complain if someone else uses the mark to describe their own goods or services in the same category or categories.
There are dozens of registered trademarks consisting of just the word "SMILE". Go and look at www.ipo.gov.uk, if you don't believe me.
Mike Moyle
I have just one thing to say... #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:08 GMT
:-P **Pp-p-p-t-t-h-b-b-b-t!!!**
Peter Ford
Just use another font #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
As far as I know (IANAL) you trademark the typeface and so-on as well - the whole logo.
So we just need to know which font he used in his trademark application (comic sans MS, probably), and pick another one...
Rock Lobster
Why... #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
Why is this on "reg hardware"?
Anonymous Coward
"Registered" Trademarks and Trademark #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
Trade marks aren't the same as copyrights or patents.
Also, when a mark is registered, it is registered in certain defined classes of product/service/etc. That is why Bass could register a red triangle as the first ever UK trade mark. They did not invent the red triangle, and cannot claim sole use of it. However, if another brewer was to associate their beer with the red triangle, they could be infringing.
Note also, that "asserting" a trademark is possible simply by writing TM after it, similar to the way copyright is asserted. This indicates "I am using this as my trade mark"
Vladimir Plouzhnikov
Turned out it was a bit of corporate PR misrepresentation #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
They have registered their trademark which contained their logo with the smiley in it. They were not allowed to register the smiley alone. So, it's a non-issue.
Anonymous Coward
Re: Prior Art #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
Trademarks don't work like that. "Prior Art" is not generally an issue; it's not like a patent.
You can trademark most things, including most common sayings or words, as long as nobody else has already registered the mark.
You also, generally, have to restrict a trademark to a particular area of business; straying from this results in the problems with the Apple trademark
The Fuzzy Wotnot
Yep, you do that! #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
You know what, the minute people may have to pay they will stop using it, invent a new one or more likely not give a monkey's, and you will look a bigger nob than you already do!
Anonymous Coward
OMG n00b reporter!! #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
Bullshit!
Research before you post a report. Oleg Teterin's request for trademarking was refused by the Russian patent offce with the reason that regular symbols can't be trademarked. In Germany the Deutsche Telekom tried similar with their signature magenta letter T and failed.
Maty
Its worse than you think #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
My company Elithio Ideas inc. has trademarked the simple dot - as in the one under the vertical line at the end of this sentence!
Our lawyers estimate that you lot who have posted comments already owe us £100,000 (or €20) apiece. (And that's just for the full stops. We're letting you off the ones over the i as a goodwill gesture.)
As for El Reg itself, a look at past pages shows that it owes several multiples of the national debt, and the bailiffs will be around on Monday to collect Sarah B (or 'The Moderatrix') in part-payment.
Mr Grumblefish
I assume you mean wanker in chief #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
I hope so.
James
WTF! #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
Seriously! WTF! So now one day I'll get a letter saying I owe some twat x amount in fees for emails and text messages I sent that contained a smiley face. Oh, and lets not forget IM and IRC etc...
What Rob said.
IMVHO
They beat Metallica (TM) to it? #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
After the guitar chords D and E, when used in a particular series, were deemed "Mine!" by Metallica, how can this surprise <insert emoticon> anyone? I have two ideas... shhhh. First, "ing". Those three characters, when used together, are MINE. Second, the sounds "faa", "uck", "mmmm", and "eeee"; again, when used in a particular series, are MINE!
This last idea is a stretch, but it could be lucrative (after-all, damage to my business is not a consideration of any of these suits, only the potential advantage to my business; no, I have not worked for SCO). I shall trademark, patent, copyright, DRM, and in any and all other ways preserve for my use, the action of the frivolous trademark, patent, copyright, and/or DRM lawsuit. Ehhhh? Uhhhh?
MINE!
Paris, because "that's hot (tm)".
Matt Piechota
RE: I'm no law buff but... #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
<i>I thought you couldn't trademark something that is in common use within a certain context.</i>
You'd think that, but Microsoft trademarked 'Windows', which was already a computing term. I think of trademarks as slogans that no other business has thought of using yet. Like, 'We're there when you need us' is trademarked by Tuscon Electric.
- Insert some tenuous linkage to Paris Hilton here so people on the internet think I'm witty -
Graham Marsden
Exactly what trade is he in... #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:10 GMT
... that a ;-) smiley could be considered a unique way of representing his business?
Is Trademark Whoring a business?
Henry Wertz
Trademark, copyright, patents #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:16 GMT
"Surely to trademark something you have to actually prove that you own it in some way - Either you developed it yourself or you paid someone to develop it for your company?"
Nope. Trademark is not a patent, it is just claiming use of a particular logo or symbol for your particular line of business (plus trying to deny use of "confusingly similar" logos and names.)
"I thought you couldn't trademark something that is in common use within a certain context. The smilie already existed, so he can't copyright it."
That's right, except they were claiming trademark, not copyright. And apparently, per a few posts above (the post by Christoph), the Russian trademark agency agreed, the trademark was denied.
To avoid confusion...
Patents cover inventions*, trademark covers logos and names, and copyright covers copying creative products**. Coca Cola for instance -- if I tried to clone Coca Cola, if the formula is patented they could try suing for patent infringement if my copy was close enough (really they couldn't, any patent would have expired over 75 years ago, but...) If I called mine Coca Cola, they could get me for trademark infringement, or if I used like a similar logo but called it Coka Cola or something. It's supposed to be based on the logo or name being similar enough to cause confusion. Copyright? Wouldn't apply as much (since it's more for books, music, movies, software, etc.), but if I copied the non-logo graphics for my bottles, they wouldn't be covered by trademark but would be copyrighted.
*Patents cover inventions, plus whatever other crap the local patent office allows people to slip by... in the US for instance, they allow software patents (ugh), they allowed business method patents until recently (ugh!!), and I think may still allow genetic patents (ughhhh!!!!!).
**Creative products -- so copyright isn't supposed to apply to just data collections. But, despite this there've been copyright cases here in the US about copying data (in bulk) from phone books and Westlaw, they do both assert copyright even though by strict interpretation it's just a collection of phone numbers and legal cases. It's legally clear cut, but in actual cases, they'll be like "collecting all that info is a lot of work", and some judges (contrary to the letter of the law) decide it's copyrighted.
Anonymous Coward
He got stung #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:16 GMT
Trademarks aren't patents. He would only be able to sue people for passing-off, not just using the letters in normal communications otherwise trademarks like Orange, Apple, Sun etc couldn't be used which would be stupid. And if the item is generic in it's context it can't be trademarked.
I think he got stung by a lawyer looking for a mug who doesn't understand the difference.
David Wiernicki
@Richard #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:16 GMT
Yeah, same thing with Kleenex, Dumpster, Xerox, and (for you Brits) Hoover. I'm not a lawyer, but my sketchy understanding is that you don't have to actually PREVENT said usage, but just make a reasonable effort to show that you care. Clarification from people who actually know is appreciate, though. ;-)
vincent himpe
That's what happens #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:16 GMT
if you drink cheap wodka ... you either go blind or become braindead.
Anonymous Coward
Winker in chief? #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:16 GMT
Winker in chief? Winker? More like W%^@
no carrier
Anonymous Coward
Thees iss Meestir Teterin... #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:16 GMT
...My Goons-, er, associates, weel be by -wery soon- to peek up your protection- er, licensing fee for using trademark icon een story.
Look for spleentered door...
Danny
Ads aren't interesting enuff #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 20:30 GMT
Just yesterday someone alerted ElReg to the fact that you had reprinted a viral while passing it off as a story. Now you are doing it again. What does a lawsuit cost for - insert name of company - compared to the free press you have just delivered for a barely funny story ? Yet some other interesting ElReg story has just disappeared.
Please, some other El Regian please slapdown this 'author' for brining you all into disrepute.
Anonymous Coward
Certain context #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 21:05 GMT
Well, obviously, since a trademark only applies in certain contexts, his must be on the use of a ;-) when being a litigious idiot who was swindled into thinking this trademark meant something. Luckily, that's a pretty narrow use case.
Anonymous and leaving, in case he's a certain kind of "Russian businessman"
Inachu
The man who sent the very first email did the first smiley #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 21:05 GMT
The man who sent the very very first email did the first smiley.
So that is over 30 years ago.
The Russian business man is digging a very big grave for himself.
Anonymous Coward
Doh, ray me #
Posted Friday 12th December 2008 22:41 GMT
I can just imagine Rogers & Hammerstein trademarking/copyrighting do, re, mi from the Sound of Music... The songs are one thing, the concept of using do, re, mi for the musical scale is another. After all, it was already in common use before the song was written. Ditto, all the emoticons have been in use since the 70's or earlier. I have a very old list of them all from the late 70's (a couple of text pages w/ icons and definitions) from someone who was a Multics user. Too bad they didn't copyright them at the time... ;-) ;-)
Anonymous Coward
I have an emoticon he can trademark #
Posted Saturday 13th December 2008 02:09 GMT
(_!_)
especially that little dot at the bottom of the a5$crack which is what he is
madra
@AC #
Posted Saturday 13th December 2008 18:42 GMT
"....Consider that the Royal Mail reckon to have a trademark on the colour red for instance...."
he's right you know:
http://bilgebrain.net/2006/08/04/lets-paint-the-town-er/
i'm taking out a patent on smelling slightly of peat. so anyone out there thinking of it - just watch out!
Greg Fleming
@madra #
Posted Saturday 13th December 2008 22:58 GMT
"i'm taking out a patent on smelling slightly of peat. so anyone out there thinking of it - just watch out!"
Damn. There's a few nice malts that I won't be able to afford anymore!
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