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TV remote argument allegedly prompts stabbing

bluesxman

stupid stupid stupid 

Coat

While she was up, instead of fetching the knife (which presumably was in another room) she could've just gone to the set and switched the channel on the TV.

Scott Mckenzie

Is the Register suggesting... 

... that had they had a universal remote the stabbing may not have occurred?

Genius placement there guys!

Iain

dumb dumb dumb 

"I might've said something to piss her off,"

No shit.

Bassey

If you name a kid... 

If you name a kid "Britteny Love" then you've got to accept that, one day, they'll appear on Gerry Springer with the caption "Britteny Love stabbed her partner with a bread knife during an argument over what to watch on the TV". It's just a given.