Clearly, this toy has extraterrestrial origins. Roswell perhaps. But then again, with the Roswell ailens abilities to keep things flying, perhaps not... time to use the old standby I guess...
The guts of this beast are quite obviously a rehash of Mattel's Harry Potter levitating challenge game. My kids used to have one. Ok, it's now in white and pastel colours rather than brown (pseudo wood), black and other such less tech-friendly shades, but it's the same thing.
If you don't believe me, link: http://www.toymania.com/columns/spotlight/hplevgame.shtml
I reckon that you wind the knob on the front to move the fan around the circuit. The ball stays in the airstream courtesy of Bernoulli. The headset does something to control the altitude of the ball (fan speed). The Potter thing used to come with a handle to control fan power that also made the Potter figure in the middle wave his wand up and down.
Conclusion: Mattel seeking to get some extra cash out of a long obsolete product by rehashing it to appeal to a new audience.
I'd start by having an elasticated headband with a few straingauges (or even just switches) embedded in it, so it could detect movements of the facial muscles. I'm sure that would be a hell of a lot cheaper to manufacture, more reliable, and give the user a better illusion of mind control, than anything which purported to detect actual brainwaves.
It doesn't matter how it works. It won't be appreciated by the kids, who will, of course, find more fun in either the cardboard box, or rolling the ball around on the floor until it rolls under the sofa, when it's "Dad, can you get the ball for me...."
Now, mind control over the kids - I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
Or use accelerometers (probably what Mattel did). All that straining to produce "brain waves" is certain to be accompanied by involuntary tossing of the head. And all but the living dead / even the living dead could learn to play it...
Psh - as if! To achieve the levitation, Mattel has obviously modified a Vulcan psionic amplifier. Parents had better hope their kids are full of only good intentions...
(oh man - I can't believe I just wrote that lol. In my defense, I was a TNG fan *as a kid* - I'm not the comic book guy from The Simpsons - I swear! 8)
No doubt in my mind that version one failed because it lacked some sort of discipline feature for failure to reach out with the force and adequately defend yourself with a light saber.
... If anyone remembers Back to the Future II, where Marty McFly is in the future (2015) in the "Cafe 80s" showing a young sprog how to work an old 80's cowboy gunman game. The kid replies scornfully, "You mean you have to use your HANDS? That's like a babies' toy!"
Here it comes, folks... still waiting for Mattel to come up with those hoverboards, though...
Mattel bemuses gamers with 'brainwave' toy
caffeine addict
Small parts should not be ingested #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 13:31 GMT
What do the big parts taste like?
Gulfie
How does the ball stay up? #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 14:02 GMT
Clearly, this toy has extraterrestrial origins. Roswell perhaps. But then again, with the Roswell ailens abilities to keep things flying, perhaps not... time to use the old standby I guess...
Use the force, Luke!
TeeCee
It's a fan! #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 14:02 GMT
No question about it.
The guts of this beast are quite obviously a rehash of Mattel's Harry Potter levitating challenge game. My kids used to have one. Ok, it's now in white and pastel colours rather than brown (pseudo wood), black and other such less tech-friendly shades, but it's the same thing.
If you don't believe me, link: http://www.toymania.com/columns/spotlight/hplevgame.shtml
I reckon that you wind the knob on the front to move the fan around the circuit. The ball stays in the airstream courtesy of Bernoulli. The headset does something to control the altitude of the ball (fan speed). The Potter thing used to come with a handle to control fan power that also made the Potter figure in the middle wave his wand up and down.
Conclusion: Mattel seeking to get some extra cash out of a long obsolete product by rehashing it to appeal to a new audience.
Rob
Not going to do very well... #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 14:02 GMT
.... seeing as most of our youth today don't have a brain to produce any waves with.
Anonymous Coward
Bernoulli #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 14:02 GMT
The foam ball is flown around with an upward blast of air from a hole in the track and the track rotates around underneath the obstacles.
Bernoulli effect keeps the ball hovering and by adjusting the speed of a fan pushing the air you control the ball through the obstacles.
I got something a pretty similar for my five year old last Christmas, but it had a simple lever instead of mind control.
It's actually quite good fun. Don't know how edible it was though, not tried that.
Pete Smith
Re: Small Parts #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 14:02 GMT
@caffeine addict: Chicken? I believe everything tastes like chicken.
Andrew Katz
If I was inventing a "mind control" headset #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 14:49 GMT
I'd start by having an elasticated headband with a few straingauges (or even just switches) embedded in it, so it could detect movements of the facial muscles. I'm sure that would be a hell of a lot cheaper to manufacture, more reliable, and give the user a better illusion of mind control, than anything which purported to detect actual brainwaves.
Simon Orr
Old hat... #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 14:49 GMT
http://www.ocztechnology.com/products/ocz_peripherals/nia-neural_impulse_actuator
GavinL
Even older toy #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 14:53 GMT
I had this game but with a space / moon crater theme in the early 80's.
Back then it had two levers, one controlled the fan speed and one the direction of travel.
Anonymous Coward
Little tykes.... #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 14:53 GMT
It doesn't matter how it works. It won't be appreciated by the kids, who will, of course, find more fun in either the cardboard box, or rolling the ball around on the floor until it rolls under the sofa, when it's "Dad, can you get the ball for me...."
Now, mind control over the kids - I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
Paul
Can't decide... #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 15:25 GMT
Is this for training your kids in the ways of the force? "Fighting your sister leads to the dark side my young sprog, who's turn it is matters not"
OR
The new Scientologists E-meter 2.0? *gullible fool moves ball* " Wow Sir, ever thought of battling Xenu?, and can you setup a direct debit"
Anonymous Coward
totally padawan #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 15:45 GMT
This is clearly a Jedi starter kit.
Andrew
sounds familiar... #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 15:45 GMT
Isn't this the game from Star Trek TNG episode "The Game"? Mind the Ktarians...
Bad Max
@ If I was inventing... #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 17:29 GMT
Or use accelerometers (probably what Mattel did). All that straining to produce "brain waves" is certain to be accompanied by involuntary tossing of the head. And all but the living dead / even the living dead could learn to play it...
Mike Moyle
Apparently, I'm old... #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 17:29 GMT
...because my first thought was "A Krell headset".
Clearly, the ball is held aloft by monsters from the id.
...I guess that makes mine the baggy cardigan with the patches on the sleeves and the slippers and reading glasses in the pockets...
*sigh*
Peyton
@andrew #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 18:04 GMT
Psh - as if! To achieve the levitation, Mattel has obviously modified a Vulcan psionic amplifier. Parents had better hope their kids are full of only good intentions...
(oh man - I can't believe I just wrote that lol. In my defense, I was a TNG fan *as a kid* - I'm not the comic book guy from The Simpsons - I swear! 8)
Clint Sharp
@peyton #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 19:30 GMT
Geekiest comment, ever...
Paris, new year, new obsession.
Andy Bright
There's no substitute for a good blaster kid.. #
Posted Tuesday 6th January 2009 19:30 GMT
No doubt in my mind that version one failed because it lacked some sort of discipline feature for failure to reach out with the force and adequately defend yourself with a light saber.
Steve Roper
Prophecy from the 80s #
Posted Wednesday 7th January 2009 02:01 GMT
... If anyone remembers Back to the Future II, where Marty McFly is in the future (2015) in the "Cafe 80s" showing a young sprog how to work an old 80's cowboy gunman game. The kid replies scornfully, "You mean you have to use your HANDS? That's like a babies' toy!"
Here it comes, folks... still waiting for Mattel to come up with those hoverboards, though...
And WHERE'S MY FLYING CAR?!?
:)
Long Fei
Small parts should not be ingested. #
Posted Wednesday 7th January 2009 09:14 GMT
So it's okay to ingest the larger bits?