Sounds like the first thing to be switched off if I were ever to buy one. A bit like the growing collection of crap I have to switch off every time I reinstall Windows.
After screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" a few times at it, I think attention in the form of some wire snippers may be required. Or remove the optical storage banks while in zero G. "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do."
You know, adding a simple "ON-OFF" to the feature and a short menu of topics (like "restaurants", "gas stations", "malls", "car features", etc.) would turn this from a useful but intrusive feature into a "must have". My cell phone comes with a navigation feature that lets me find "things" based on location: I find this to be the second most useful application on the phone (after voice calls, ahead of SMS).
This could be a win-win for Toyota: the revenue stream from providing product placement for advertisers could be enhanced by improved targeting (you get to charge a whole lot more for adverts that actually generate a sale than the usual AM radio kind of "spam") and you convert an (annoyed) customer into a sales force with the "Hey, Bubba, watch this!" effect.
Someday someone will figure out this simple formula to use location-based services effectively. Until then we'll have to put up with sorting one more set of voice mails each morning before we have had our coffee...
"You seem to have parked on the Golden Gate Bridge, a well known suicide hotspot. Would you like me to connect a funeral director to arrange a pick up?"
God help us if they see fit to break in over the in-car CD player with these 'service announcements' - I can see myself going back to the bicycle in *very* short order....and getting run down by someone rushing to the 50% sale on at PC World they've just heard about.
Bad idea - but be honest: you could see it coming...couldn't you?
I bought a Toyota and raised hell when they tried to get me to sign a waiver to allow them to sell my personal information to "third parties." Eventually they agreed to let that slip, but then when I tried to register to view the loan details online, one of the terms of service was that they'd be allowed to sell my online habits as well.
I shudder at the thought of the spam I'd be getting from my damn car.
Toyota USA goes all chatty
Dale
Where do you want to go today? #
Posted Friday 9th January 2009 21:03 GMT
Sounds like the first thing to be switched off if I were ever to buy one. A bit like the growing collection of crap I have to switch off every time I reinstall Windows.
Richard
Title #
Posted Friday 9th January 2009 21:03 GMT
After screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" a few times at it, I think attention in the form of some wire snippers may be required. Or remove the optical storage banks while in zero G. "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do."
Ian Michael Gumby
Oh come on! Its a money maker.... #
Posted Friday 9th January 2009 21:03 GMT
They'll sell you a subscription service to not send you these voicemails. Now that's the money maker!
Brett Brennan
It could be a good thing... #
Posted Friday 9th January 2009 21:03 GMT
You know, adding a simple "ON-OFF" to the feature and a short menu of topics (like "restaurants", "gas stations", "malls", "car features", etc.) would turn this from a useful but intrusive feature into a "must have". My cell phone comes with a navigation feature that lets me find "things" based on location: I find this to be the second most useful application on the phone (after voice calls, ahead of SMS).
This could be a win-win for Toyota: the revenue stream from providing product placement for advertisers could be enhanced by improved targeting (you get to charge a whole lot more for adverts that actually generate a sale than the usual AM radio kind of "spam") and you convert an (annoyed) customer into a sales force with the "Hey, Bubba, watch this!" effect.
Someday someone will figure out this simple formula to use location-based services effectively. Until then we'll have to put up with sorting one more set of voice mails each morning before we have had our coffee...
Charles Manning
After a few days of this... #
Posted Friday 9th January 2009 21:03 GMT
"You seem to have parked on the Golden Gate Bridge, a well known suicide hotspot. Would you like me to connect a funeral director to arrange a pick up?"
Herby
Another use... #
Posted Saturday 10th January 2009 17:51 GMT
"Your lease payment is due. Would you like directions to the bank"
"Your lease payment is overdue. Please wait for our collection agent at your location"
"Your lease payment is way overdue, executing self destruct sequence"
The list goes on...
pctechxp
could be useful #
Posted Sunday 11th January 2009 18:24 GMT
if it just reported if you had an accident when you may not be able to but the sales stuff needs to go
Shame we don't a similar telematics system in the UK.
Anonymous Coward
Oh heck! #
Posted Monday 12th January 2009 09:14 GMT
God help us if they see fit to break in over the in-car CD player with these 'service announcements' - I can see myself going back to the bicycle in *very* short order....and getting run down by someone rushing to the 50% sale on at PC World they've just heard about.
Bad idea - but be honest: you could see it coming...couldn't you?
druck
Spy in the car #
Posted Monday 12th January 2009 09:48 GMT
Does it also come with the ability to listen in to conversations in the car as OnStar is reputed to do?
peter garner
could be useful (2) #
Posted Monday 12th January 2009 11:56 GMT
"You seem to be having an accident - shall I direct you to your nearest BUPA hospital?"
Colin Millar
Calm down dears #
Posted Monday 12th January 2009 12:53 GMT
Its only Toyotas - who cares what they do to Toyotas
Bob
Oh hells #
Posted Monday 12th January 2009 14:50 GMT
I bought a Toyota and raised hell when they tried to get me to sign a waiver to allow them to sell my personal information to "third parties." Eventually they agreed to let that slip, but then when I tried to register to view the loan details online, one of the terms of service was that they'd be allowed to sell my online habits as well.
I shudder at the thought of the spam I'd be getting from my damn car.