HEADLINE: SERIAL KILLER ARRESTED FOLLOWING GAMEPLAY
A court heard today that a lifetime of contract killing lead teenager Zorknik Krvblit to play a video game. A neighbour said "We knew he did a lot of assassinations, much more than is normal for a boy his age, and perhaps his parents should have stepped in - but now it's too late."
Krvblit will be tried on a charge of Possesion of a Copy Of Horace Goes Skiing. If convicted, he could be required to eat jelly and ice cream after every Sunday lunch for 25 years.
Somebody ALWAYS blames the culture. Believe it or not, most people have guns to defend themselves against criminals, who - GASP - tend to pack heat. Fun fact: every big massacre in this country happens in a gun free zone(read: shooting gallery). His psychosis made him a killer, not daddy's gun. Remember that many homes have a knife block WITH A BIG HONKING KNIFE IN IT.
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Lionel Baden
just wait #
Posted Wednesday 14th January 2009 13:46 GMT
Somebody will blame it on the game
Not the possible fact his dad actually has a gun in the house. and is brought up in a gun culture.
Gerard Krupa
How many family friends now regret... #
Posted Wednesday 14th January 2009 13:46 GMT
...saying something like "That kid spends how long playing video games? His parents should be shot for letting him get away with that"?
Anonymous Coward
Classic example. #
Posted Wednesday 14th January 2009 16:17 GMT
Of how separated from reality Xbot zombies actually are..
Anonymous Coward
Meanwhile, on the Bizarro Planet #
Posted Thursday 15th January 2009 10:13 GMT
HEADLINE: SERIAL KILLER ARRESTED FOLLOWING GAMEPLAY
A court heard today that a lifetime of contract killing lead teenager Zorknik Krvblit to play a video game. A neighbour said "We knew he did a lot of assassinations, much more than is normal for a boy his age, and perhaps his parents should have stepped in - but now it's too late."
Krvblit will be tried on a charge of Possesion of a Copy Of Horace Goes Skiing. If convicted, he could be required to eat jelly and ice cream after every Sunday lunch for 25 years.
BioTube
Re: "just wait' #
Posted Thursday 15th January 2009 17:10 GMT
Somebody ALWAYS blames the culture. Believe it or not, most people have guns to defend themselves against criminals, who - GASP - tend to pack heat. Fun fact: every big massacre in this country happens in a gun free zone(read: shooting gallery). His psychosis made him a killer, not daddy's gun. Remember that many homes have a knife block WITH A BIG HONKING KNIFE IN IT.
Anonymous Coward
Why was he let out in the first place #
Posted Thursday 15th January 2009 20:24 GMT
Have you seen him, doesnt look the sharpest tool in the box.
Anonymous Coward
Lag ? #
Posted Tuesday 27th January 2009 10:09 GMT
Shot his old man in the head but he survived ? Blame it on the lag now...