Sorry, I'll only be impressed by Jobs' reappearance if He shows His disciples His wounds (to prove it really really is Him) then ascends to the heavens from the top of a mountain, promising to return one day in the future to lead His people to the New Jerusalem.
Otherwise, he's a phony and the Jesus Phone should be renamed the L. Ron Hubbard Phone from now on.
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Jobs will return, says Apple's board
Anonymous Coward
Honorary status #
Posted Thursday 26th February 2009 00:46 GMT
I believe it is possible at Board level to confer an honorary status on a member.
That is a way to confer rights and respect to an individual over and above normal election or membership procedures and processes.
Maybe Mr Jobs could be a first Apple Honorary Board Member?
Lars
Jobs, get well #
Posted Thursday 26th February 2009 01:38 GMT
get decent too, if possible.
Anonymous Coward
Aww, what a lovefest ... #
Posted Thursday 26th February 2009 02:14 GMT
whatsa matter? Even the idiot shareholders lose all independent thought ability when in the company of App-holes?
goggyturk
When He returns.. #
Posted Thursday 26th February 2009 12:18 GMT
Sorry, I'll only be impressed by Jobs' reappearance if He shows His disciples His wounds (to prove it really really is Him) then ascends to the heavens from the top of a mountain, promising to return one day in the future to lead His people to the New Jerusalem.
Otherwise, he's a phony and the Jesus Phone should be renamed the L. Ron Hubbard Phone from now on.
Adrian Esdaile
Well may he say... #
Posted Thursday 26th February 2009 23:03 GMT
Jobbie may well say "I will return", but just what is his stance on Japan, and will he use nukes in Korea?
We demand answers.
Michael Greenhill
Jizzed in their pants #
Posted Friday 27th February 2009 00:49 GMT
I feel sorry for the janitor who had to clean up the soggy floors and chairs after that circle jerk...
richard
he'll return...in a box #
Posted Friday 6th March 2009 17:15 GMT
then the i-ashes can be scattered around the apple cafe, very nice too.