For a start, the screen has been lengthened in the picture, as indicated by the talk of moving the microphone - this would result in either a modified (increased) screen resolution with a different aspect ratio, or a stretched display - both of which are clearly stupid and don't even need explanation as to why.
Words can't even begin to describe how newsworthy this isn't. If your desperation for content so outweighs the need for substantiation, I can send you some not-from-Apple-HQ renders of a cigarette-pack-sized handset that folds out to an A4 tablet running OSX Bornean Clouded Leopard.
With the hardware iPhone has inside of it at present I seriously doubt that they'd be able to make it that thin. It's more likely that its just a fanboi vision
The menu buttons white detail is to sqaured, the corners on the 2G and 3G are more rounded that this.
Plus the phone needs a better camera. I cant see how they can make the phone smaller/ thinner, but add a better sensor to bring the camara up to the standards of other phones (5mp or 8mp)
I thing it is more lightly to be the new ipod touch if anything. I don't see how they can get all the tech in an iphone into a body that thin, where as the touch dose not need a lot of space. Could be wrong but i think this is not the new i phone
Created by an enthusiast with no brains more like. Unless Apple were to surprise the world with some miracle leap forward in battery technology, a device that thin would last a couple of hours between recharges at most. Considering how heavily the average iPhone gets used (email, web, music, games, phone) that would render it almost useless.
How many iPhones have there been. Lets count them together, shall we:
1: "The iPhone"
2: "The iPhone 3G"
3: Oh dear. We seem to have run out after 2. Perhaps you would like to explain precisely which arcane method of numbering you have used to divine the name "iPhone 4G"?
"3G" is a type of cellular connectivity, not a model number. To the best of my knowledge, no 4G networks yet exist.
..I thought the reason the 3G had a solid back, and the 2G had a part-plastic rear was because of the radio antenna? Ie solid metal not being that condusive to radio signals?
...do fanboiz keep wasting their lives modelling and rendering these mockups and why do news sites like this keep encouraging them? Surely you're not that desperate for material?
Perhaps Cadbury's should introduce a slightly different shape of Curly-wurly every spring. Losers could then spend the winter designing, colouring and texturing plausible photo-realistic next-generation Curly-wurlies to impress each other with. If they do really really well then Cadbury's might offer them the 2011-season Curly-wurly design gig...
That's my guess - someone's playing a joke on the gadget sites and it's got out a day early.
Though it would be in line with Apple's attitude to comments on their products:
"You don't give enough mouse buttons"
- we'll get rid of them completely
"We don't want a phone with a fixed battery"
- you can have laptops with fixed batteries as well
In which case this model would be the answer to complaints that the iPhone 3G doesn't have enough battery life - a version which has no battery life at all..
Surely this is the 3rd generation iPhone, which will also be 3G, as opposed to an iPhone with 4G cellular wireless technology (which isn't due for another few years yet)?
Come on, El Reg, get your act together!
Paris, cos even she'd know the difference between 3G and 3G!!
For the enthusiast that does not want a bluetooth dongle, there will be an official internal bone-conduction version available at your nearest Apple center (minor skull surgery required, subject to an EULA).
Video calling is planned for iphone 6G. Apple has already filed all appropriate patents for phone cameras, video calling, etc.
Ms. Hilton was not available for comments.
Rear side of the device also acts as a fingerprint scanner, that shares this data with Apple for Your Own Benefit. You can be sure this data will not be shared freely ('cos nothing is free).
Anonymous Coward
Just in time for April 1st #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 18:35 GMT
I smell a hoax
Ewen Bruce
Someone's been busy in Photoshop #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 18:35 GMT
And where is the headphone jack supopsed to go? Bluetooth only ? (joke!)
Sebastian Brosig
no way #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 18:35 GMT
nonsense.
There is no room in that design to fit any of the required bits in.
Wishful thinking of an iTard(TM).
Adrian
Battery #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 18:35 GMT
is now strapped to your belt since there is no room in the phone anymore
dudeskinn
OMG! #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:36 GMT
OMG!!!111oneoneoneelevenm
QUICK LET ME HAVE A WANK!!!!!
EEEEEEUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Anonymous Coward
Droolworthy? Really? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:36 GMT
Okay, I admit it, it totally is.
The previous iPhones look obese in comparison.
If this is real, then wow, just, wow.
I expect it will be very overpriced, but hopefully prices will fall over time.
Anonymous Coward
Nice and shiny #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:36 GMT
But wasn't the metal back dropped because it impeded the signals from the GSM/3G/WIFI and BT antennas?
Lack of mute button, seems odd too.
Nice mockup though, their Photoshop skillz rulez OK
D@v3
and the point in this is................? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:36 GMT
Looks fairly nice, but also looks like a decent fake (some one getting their days mixed up maybe).
Also why iPhone 4G? is this suggesting it would be used on a 4G network? What 4G network? The current 3G network is barely usable by most people.
Anonymous Coward
FAKE #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:36 GMT
The home button looks very fake, the corners look badly rounded on the legend. Looks even worse if you compare it to a real iPhone.
Dan Wilkinson
Fake... #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:36 GMT
For a start, the screen has been lengthened in the picture, as indicated by the talk of moving the microphone - this would result in either a modified (increased) screen resolution with a different aspect ratio, or a stretched display - both of which are clearly stupid and don't even need explanation as to why.
moonoi
This is news....? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:36 GMT
I thought that El Reg is supposed to be an IT News sight and not an enthusiasts blog, this crap is getting annoying
Efros
Looks like #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:36 GMT
The iShuriken, any slimmer and you will need a box of elastoplast.
Efros
Mark Rendle
Utterly pointless #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
Words can't even begin to describe how newsworthy this isn't. If your desperation for content so outweighs the need for substantiation, I can send you some not-from-Apple-HQ renders of a cigarette-pack-sized handset that folds out to an A4 tablet running OSX Bornean Clouded Leopard.
Ben Rose
iPod Touch? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
Clearly an iPod Touch if anything, not enough room for an iPhone battery.
Paris - cuz she has plenty of room inside.
Darren
iphone 4G #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
this would support the rumours of an OLED screen though, allowing for a thinner iPhone and an even thinner iPod Touch.
It's the Kate Moss of mobile phones surely, just without the drug addled boyfriend...
Geoff Johnson
3.5mm socket? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
Surely they wouldn't lose that would they?
James Wilkinson
Looks like a new iPod Touch #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
There's no ringer/silent switch, so it's more likely that this - if it exists - would be an iPod Touch rather than an iPhone.
Patrick
headphones? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
I wonder if there's a headphone socket or do they expect us to use Bluetooth headhpones?
Anonymous Coward
Eating one's cake #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
Not wishing to be rude but if El Reg suffers such ennui from Apple rumours, why does it run so many of them?
A. H. O. Thabeth
Headphone socket? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
See title
Andrew
So.... #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
where does the headphone jack go?
Anonymous Coward
doubtful #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
With the hardware iPhone has inside of it at present I seriously doubt that they'd be able to make it that thin. It's more likely that its just a fanboi vision
Matt K
"Probably fake" iPhone pictures #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
Slow news day then?
Anonymous Coward
i think its a fake #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
The menu buttons white detail is to sqaured, the corners on the 2G and 3G are more rounded that this.
Plus the phone needs a better camera. I cant see how they can make the phone smaller/ thinner, but add a better sensor to bring the camara up to the standards of other phones (5mp or 8mp)
Adam
Fake #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
You'd cut yourself with that and if it is real where do you plug the battery in?
Anonymous Coward
Or it might be... #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
I thing it is more lightly to be the new ipod touch if anything. I don't see how they can get all the tech in an iphone into a body that thin, where as the touch dose not need a lot of space. Could be wrong but i think this is not the new i phone
Yorkshirepudding
i hope its true! #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
cause it means i can snap one in two when some apple fanboi waves it in my face
kevin king
oh welll move along nothing to see #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
"which shows white and black versions of the iPhone – was probably created by an enthusiast." = Apple Fan Boy with too much time on there hands!!!
Tony Chandler
If that's the real design... #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
...then neat.
If you don't like it as a phone you could use it to shave with.
Macka
Looks over substance #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:37 GMT
Created by an enthusiast with no brains more like. Unless Apple were to surprise the world with some miracle leap forward in battery technology, a device that thin would last a couple of hours between recharges at most. Considering how heavily the average iPhone gets used (email, web, music, games, phone) that would render it almost useless.
censored
Fake. #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
Clearly and totally fake.
Steve Copley
Wired Headphones? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
Might struggle to plug in headphones anywhere with that razor-thin profile...
Or it it stereo BlueTooth only?!
Anonymous Coward
HUUUUUUUR #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
How many iPhones have there been. Lets count them together, shall we:
1: "The iPhone"
2: "The iPhone 3G"
3: Oh dear. We seem to have run out after 2. Perhaps you would like to explain precisely which arcane method of numbering you have used to divine the name "iPhone 4G"?
"3G" is a type of cellular connectivity, not a model number. To the best of my knowledge, no 4G networks yet exist.
Andrew Moreland
Given you pretty much admit this is a fake.. #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
Why do you bother publishing it? You might as well take a photo of Jesus and stick it up here.
Euan Ramsay
Radio #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
..I thought the reason the 3G had a solid back, and the 2G had a part-plastic rear was because of the radio antenna? Ie solid metal not being that condusive to radio signals?
My vote goes to "fake"!
Frank Wilson
Yeah, Right! #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
Never mind about the mute switch, where's the dock connector and earphone socket?
Horridbloke
Why... #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
...do fanboiz keep wasting their lives modelling and rendering these mockups and why do news sites like this keep encouraging them? Surely you're not that desperate for material?
Perhaps Cadbury's should introduce a slightly different shape of Curly-wurly every spring. Losers could then spend the winter designing, colouring and texturing plausible photo-realistic next-generation Curly-wurlies to impress each other with. If they do really really well then Cadbury's might offer them the 2011-season Curly-wurly design gig...
Paris, because she likes Curly-wurlies.
Jason Hall
Useable Landscape? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
Looks pretty - but how would it work if placed on a surface landscape - it would be a right pain to type on?!?
Alan Watson
Early April Fools #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
That's my guess - someone's playing a joke on the gadget sites and it's got out a day early.
Though it would be in line with Apple's attitude to comments on their products:
"You don't give enough mouse buttons"
- we'll get rid of them completely
"We don't want a phone with a fixed battery"
- you can have laptops with fixed batteries as well
In which case this model would be the answer to complaints that the iPhone 3G doesn't have enough battery life - a version which has no battery life at all..
fluffy
Why are people such idiots? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
There was no "iPhone 1G," as the 3G refers to the network interface. Unless this iPhone is expected to use WiMax, why would it be called the 4G?
Paul
iPhone 4G vs 3rd gen iPhone? #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
Surely this is the 3rd generation iPhone, which will also be 3G, as opposed to an iPhone with 4G cellular wireless technology (which isn't due for another few years yet)?
Come on, El Reg, get your act together!
Paris, cos even she'd know the difference between 3G and 3G!!
jai
that's damn sexy #
Posted Tuesday 31st March 2009 19:38 GMT
obvious photoshop is obvious
why would they move the mute switch, that'd make the interior design and also assembly much more complex, wouldn't it?
if this is an actual apple product, it's much more likely to be the next ipod touch than iphone
Tankut Erinc
External battery #
Posted Wednesday 1st April 2009 12:42 GMT
This one has an external battery, but works with induction so no unsightly cables are required.
It has no need for a earphone jack, because it works with a proprietary bluetooth dongle that has an Apple© authentication chip that degrades non DRM'ed content and conversations with non-iphone-blessed philistines.
For the enthusiast that does not want a bluetooth dongle, there will be an official internal bone-conduction version available at your nearest Apple center (minor skull surgery required, subject to an EULA).
Video calling is planned for iphone 6G. Apple has already filed all appropriate patents for phone cameras, video calling, etc.
Ms. Hilton was not available for comments.
Rear side of the device also acts as a fingerprint scanner, that shares this data with Apple for Your Own Benefit. You can be sure this data will not be shared freely ('cos nothing is free).
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