....it'll be quicker than the expericens I had with them...
What's that, people are running around with a knife threatening to kill someone? Ok we'll send someone around once the match is finished as we're short on officers at the moment.
Guess you get what you pay for...football clubs pay thousands per match, I mearly pay my council tax.
back in the late 80s North wales Police had a Mini 1000 saloon panda to patrol Deeside. Lovely and cute as it was it was a poor choice of motor for the area.
This motor reminds me far too much of that. Bt good to see that WMP will have it. The lying scum will have less opportunity to conduct their summary justice in those.
West Midlands cops to roll out Mitsubishi EVs
dunncha
100 miles range and 80mph top speed #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
Donut shop is 5 miles away. A few runs back and forward from there. Ohh and stop off and pick up the film from a few speed cameras
Other crimes. What other crimes?
Are you aware it's illegal to question an Office of the Law? I don't make the law son. I just kick your head in when you break it.
Excuse me Sir is this your camera? Did you just point it at my vehicle?
eJ2095
Come on lol #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
If police turned up in that around here (Yes am in teh midlands) the local yob population would just tip the thing over!!...
Think a playmobile needs doing!!
Georgees
A 1l corsa.. #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
Could outrun one of these no problem, and outrun them for longer.
1l corsas are the polices arch nemesis.
Anonymous John
Z Cars? #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
[pedant] That was set on Merseyside not in the West Midlands. [/pedant]
Pete 43
Perfect #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
For creeping up on the perps.
Valerion
Don't turn on the siren! #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
That'll reduce our range!
Anonymous Coward
The Force #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
The Electromotive Force ;-)
Scary
Ooops! #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
Looks like some idiot missed out an 'o' on the order form:
http://photocarsonline.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mitsubishi-lancer-evo-x-police-car-1.jpg
MrJP
Nice little article... #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
...you managed to crow-bar a Photoshop disaster *and* a Withnail&I quote in there.
Many, many thanks
brakepad
Marketing ploy? #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
Maybe they thought they were getting a really good deal on Mitsubishi EVOs.
Yorkshirepudding
that'll teach me #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
to not read headlines fully i thought brums finest were gonna be given EVOs not EVs
hark i hear the collective cackle of brums underworld laughing themselves stupid
Anonymous Coward
How long... #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
...before one gets the lifted up and "parked" between two trees treatment?
Matt_V
Misread the title #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
Thought they were buying Evo's :)
Anonymous Coward
Well Maybe.... #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 12:31 GMT
....it'll be quicker than the expericens I had with them...
What's that, people are running around with a knife threatening to kill someone? Ok we'll send someone around once the match is finished as we're short on officers at the moment.
Guess you get what you pay for...football clubs pay thousands per match, I mearly pay my council tax.
Just glad now under West Mercia...
Anonymous Coward
AS G&S said #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 16:11 GMT
A policeman's lot is not a happy one .... happy one
Shagbert
Same as everyone else #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 16:11 GMT
Thought they were buying EVOs, and was wondering why they didn't pick up some WRXs or STIs instead.. Need more caffeine!
Pete James
I remember #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 16:11 GMT
back in the late 80s North wales Police had a Mini 1000 saloon panda to patrol Deeside. Lovely and cute as it was it was a poor choice of motor for the area.
This motor reminds me far too much of that. Bt good to see that WMP will have it. The lying scum will have less opportunity to conduct their summary justice in those.
Grease Monkey
It's a another excuse... #
Posted Monday 12th October 2009 16:11 GMT
...for not responding to 999 calls in a timely fashion. "The batteries on the patrol car needed charging."
adam payne
The Police are now environmentally friendly #
Posted Tuesday 13th October 2009 09:17 GMT
Looks and sounds like the Police are trying to look all environmentally friendly. Maybe they should stop trying to look good and do the job.
Adam 52
Ever seen a police station car park? #
Posted Tuesday 13th October 2009 10:24 GMT
Good luck anyone trying to get this to the charging point.
Other than that, eminently sensible idea. Most police work consists of running about in a limited area ferrying forms to different locations.
adam payne
Stop Police! #
Posted Tuesday 13th October 2009 13:03 GMT
Oi! stop Police i've got to charge my car.
Alex 32
......A title is required, and must contain letters and/or digits. #
Posted Tuesday 13th October 2009 14:11 GMT
LOL!!!!
Seriously?? LOL!!!!
Mine's the one with "Transit Van Conversions for Criminals" in the pocket..