Look at the distance between the people... there is no way they could be that close without their knees being half way through the driver, and that is without the thickness of the seats!
Oh, I'm so sorry, I've... UUUUUURRRRRKKKGKGKGGHH... and again... so sorry... I've BLUUUK UK UK I keep being sick KUUURKKK sorry, sick on your comment board...
...actually, I think it's pretty snappy. Hell, I think the Smart's not too bad-looking, either, as far as that goes.
Either one's light-years sharper-looking than your average 1970s American e-car concepts, which look as if they were designed to deliberately sabotage e-car sales.
Of course, if y'all _really_ want to talk fugly, let's talk about the 1952 Nash Metropolitan which, imho, pretty much set the standard for absolutely butt-ugly two-seat urban runabouts:
"Bet that's fun when trying to check your blind spots."
If you'll look closely you'll notice that the chose a female for the front left seat... (surely its a LHD, French car on show in Frankfurt & Berlin.)
They really should have chosen to show it of a couple of days earlier... looks light enough to chuck on a bonfire. Actually I think these will be fun on the roads.. for everyone else at least... in a, hahah look at this tit, sort of way. looking at the half opening windows I think there could be some highly amusing cctv footage coming from McD's Drive thru in the near future...
Then get it Vinyl Wrapped with a picture, like those ones you see on the busess of headless people that line up with the internal seats, but this car would need all sorts of contortion positions... maybe playing Twister...
I like it. Technical info a bit lacking, and guaranteed it'll be slow (obviously aerodynamics has been deemed irrelevant), and the range will be exactly 2 miles short of my round trip, and those A pillars will be the curse of cyclists/bikers across the land, and it'll be massively overpriced, but....I still like it.
I want a steering wheel and pedals though. Oh yes.
Looking at that photo[shop] I'm wondering how the two in the back can sit there. I think they're either hogtied or don't have any legs so it's the perfect runaround for environmentally conscious bondage fans or amputees. I wonder what they'll call it when and if it arrives on our shores.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Peugeot Little Britain
@Francis Offord Wednesday 4th November 2009 12:54 GMT #
Posted Friday 6th November 2009 23:55 GMT
Dude. You haven't _seen_ ugly. You're obviously slightly younger than I.
To my previous comment re: '52 Nash Metro, I'll add only one word: "Isetta"
When I was a young service kid, while our family was stationed in Germany in the early '60s -- and again in the late '60s -- I saw nothing on the road as nasty-looking as the Isetta, even beating out said '52 Nash -- along with those dorky little rear-engined Renault sedans -- for sheer concentrated ugliness. Also, while I'm sure the Isetta was intended as an urban runabout, I saw them regularly on the Autobahns doing upwards of 70+mph, and remember thinking that the people driving them out there were absolutely batshit.
Peugeot's bulbous BB1 e-car bound for Blighty
Valerion
Yuck #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 16:54 GMT
Looks like an elephant sat on a Smart Car.
Steven Raith
Fat C pillars #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 16:54 GMT
Bet that's fun when trying to check your blind spots.
Steven R
Adam Salisbury
Hmmmm #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 17:24 GMT
I guess the French threw any concept of aerodynamics out the window designing that thing with a front end like that.
Anonymous Coward
@Yuck #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 17:24 GMT
Looks like an elephant crapped out a Smart Car-shaped steamer!
Code Monkey
Fugly #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 17:24 GMT
Appropriate that such a butt-ugly car should be named after the postcode for Blackburn *
* I come from Blackburn so can say that - you can't!
Simon10
Leg room #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 17:24 GMT
Look at the distance between the people... there is no way they could be that close without their knees being half way through the driver, and that is without the thickness of the seats!
Anonymous Coward
POWER!!!!! #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 17:24 GMT
Looks like the pillars need a bit of steel not plastic as they seem to have collapsed forward first time they put the brakes on.
Or is that supposed to signify blistering speed when in reverse gear ;)
Ian Ferguson
BLEEEEUUUUUUURGGGGHHH #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 17:24 GMT
Oh, I'm so sorry, I've... UUUUUURRRRRKKKGKGKGGHH... and again... so sorry... I've BLUUUK UK UK I keep being sick KUUURKKK sorry, sick on your comment board...
Please don't show that again.
Anonymous Coward 3
Beaten by the British Weather! #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 18:17 GMT
So how are they going to fit windscreen wipers to that bulbous front window then?
WinHatter
"Human head" shaped headrests #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 18:17 GMT
What a strange idea.
There is noway the heads at the back are attached to a human body.
Fluffykins
Looks like something out of a whales nose #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 18:17 GMT
also, is it actually a little low sportie number that's been parked the wrong way round in a shopping trolley?
david 63
Why... #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 18:17 GMT
...do the people in the back have significantly smaller heads than the people in the front. Not Photochopped shirley?
SirTainleyBarking
well it certainly has a style all of its own #
Posted Tuesday 3rd November 2009 18:17 GMT
It looks like its just been used in a crash test,
and failed
Its not good is it?
Shonko Kid
It's almost as if... #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 01:10 GMT
They want it to fail!
Mike Flugennock
Jeez, you guys; it's not _that_ bad-looking... #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 01:10 GMT
...actually, I think it's pretty snappy. Hell, I think the Smart's not too bad-looking, either, as far as that goes.
Either one's light-years sharper-looking than your average 1970s American e-car concepts, which look as if they were designed to deliberately sabotage e-car sales.
Of course, if y'all _really_ want to talk fugly, let's talk about the 1952 Nash Metropolitan which, imho, pretty much set the standard for absolutely butt-ugly two-seat urban runabouts:
http://barbersshopauto.com/_mgxroot/1957-Nash-Metropolitan.jpg
Anonymous Coward
I wonder how many pints it would take to make that thing look half-way decent... #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 01:10 GMT
It looks like the hideously deformed child of a Mini and a SMART. The French should have confined that thing to the bell tower of Notre Dame......
Frank Haney
What was the design brief? #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 01:10 GMT
Make a car that's uglier than the Fiat Multipla? I think they succeeded.
Anonymous Coward
Wait until the first lorry meets it head on #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 01:10 GMT
And then just broom up and drop in a hole.
Mike Richards
Oh that's nasty #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 01:10 GMT
Had it just been punctured at the front and the photo was taken before it completely deflated?
Bracken Dawson
@WinHatter #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 10:15 GMT
Yea, made of the heads of the rear seat passengers.
When when when when when will someone make a normal looking electric car.
Anonymous Coward
@Steven Raith #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 10:15 GMT
"Bet that's fun when trying to check your blind spots."
If you'll look closely you'll notice that the chose a female for the front left seat... (surely its a LHD, French car on show in Frankfurt & Berlin.)
They really should have chosen to show it of a couple of days earlier... looks light enough to chuck on a bonfire. Actually I think these will be fun on the roads.. for everyone else at least... in a, hahah look at this tit, sort of way. looking at the half opening windows I think there could be some highly amusing cctv footage coming from McD's Drive thru in the near future...
Paris Hilton
I'm actually tempted to get one of these.. #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 10:15 GMT
Then get it Vinyl Wrapped with a picture, like those ones you see on the busess of headless people that line up with the internal seats, but this car would need all sorts of contortion positions... maybe playing Twister...
very tempted..
Toastan Buttar
As Captain Beefheart might say: #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 10:15 GMT
"Fast and bulbous !"
Andy 97
The french are great..... #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 10:16 GMT
at making some cars more ugly than they need to be.
Maybe the designers are also doing freelance for Kia.
Christopher Rogers
Its simply proving an idea #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 11:36 GMT
The Renault Vel Satis put pay to any ideas of 'out there' car design. It looked shit and therefore sales were shit.
This will never be a mass market car.
Anonymous Coward
Actually... #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 11:36 GMT
I like it. Technical info a bit lacking, and guaranteed it'll be slow (obviously aerodynamics has been deemed irrelevant), and the range will be exactly 2 miles short of my round trip, and those A pillars will be the curse of cyclists/bikers across the land, and it'll be massively overpriced, but....I still like it.
I want a steering wheel and pedals though. Oh yes.
TeeCee
Target market? #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 11:37 GMT
It's quite obviously the perfect small city runabout, if you are a BMW X6 driver.
They'd look perfectly matched parked side-by-side in the drive.
bygjohn
re: Leg room #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 13:24 GMT
A quick trawl through the comments to the original Reg article on the BB1 will find you the following link:
http://www.worldcarfans.com/109091421728/peugeot-bb1-concept-revealed--classic-scooter-name-revived/lowphotos#26
... where you'll find a picture showing how the rear passengers' legs straddle the front seats.
Will 22
What the fuck? #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 13:24 GMT
Looking at that photo[shop] I'm wondering how the two in the back can sit there. I think they're either hogtied or don't have any legs so it's the perfect runaround for environmentally conscious bondage fans or amputees. I wonder what they'll call it when and if it arrives on our shores.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Peugeot Little Britain
Francis Offord
Beholden beauty #
Posted Wednesday 4th November 2009 13:24 GMT
Bloody hell, it's uglier than a FIAT worse than death.
Mike Flugennock
@Francis Offord Wednesday 4th November 2009 12:54 GMT #
Posted Friday 6th November 2009 23:55 GMT
Dude. You haven't _seen_ ugly. You're obviously slightly younger than I.
To my previous comment re: '52 Nash Metro, I'll add only one word: "Isetta"
When I was a young service kid, while our family was stationed in Germany in the early '60s -- and again in the late '60s -- I saw nothing on the road as nasty-looking as the Isetta, even beating out said '52 Nash -- along with those dorky little rear-engined Renault sedans -- for sheer concentrated ugliness. Also, while I'm sure the Isetta was intended as an urban runabout, I saw them regularly on the Autobahns doing upwards of 70+mph, and remember thinking that the people driving them out there were absolutely batshit.