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Asus waves farewell to (laptop) fans

VespertineStar

Problems? 

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Oh I can see so many things wrong with this there's too many to list but Ill name a couple.

Instead of putting mainstream laptop parts in it I reckon they will be cut down versions; that's not important in a netbook but if it's marketed as a "laptop" I can't see it taking off.

Things can and will get spilled/stuck underneath the hinge. One good knock to that keyboard and it will probably break :(

I'm not saying it wouldn't take off but I can't see it happening with the current implementation.

b166er

Vespertine Start 

I reckon you're just hankering for the Panasonic Toughbook version :)

adnim

Thermodynamics 

Hot air rises... So a hot keyboard? I guess they would realise that rising hot air will suck cooler air in from the base... I do hope there are holes in the bottom. Er no I don't, I will never own one so I don't care.

Anonymous Coward

Thermal Holes 

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Thermal holes are different from "vents" how?

Ball boy

@A/C 'Thermal holes' 

Paris Hilton

Speaking as a man who's 'invested' in plenty of wonderful-sounding tech. over the years, this is easy to explain:

Vents is a term that's simple to understand and thus has no place in modern hardware designs. Thermal holes, on the other hand, sound like someone's really designed them....like, you know, they really, totally must need something that's just more radical than anything else: 'Hey, homie! You seen the thermal holes on this mutha? It's the one for me'.

Believe me, this approach works. Especially with technology, doubly so when the audience is mainly men.

Paris, if only for an audience

sT0rNG b4R3 duRiD

eeeew... 

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looks ugly as sin.

Eddie Johnson

Typical of "Modern Technology" 

Flame

Take an existing concept like convection.

Slap a trendy new name on it like "thermal holes" or better yet a ridiculous acronym like ICE (Integrated Cooling Environment).

Hire patent and trademark lawyers.

Profit!

Anonymous Coward

more drink disasters 

Coffee/keyboard

oh great..with all those holes a spilled drink just gets even worse. thanks but no thanks

Bounty

nah 

I'm waiting for the hinged heatpipe, then the whole top behind the screen can be a heatsink.

Sly

@Thermal Holes 

round instead of slats maybe? Technicality yes, but it's good marketing hype I'm sure.

Anonymous Coward

That looks so cool 

Heart

I would buy one tomorrow. It makes my MacBook look really really old. And unlike the Mac I would definitely prefer one of those in white.

As for horsepower, who cares? I get all the performance I need out of my Eee. Mind you, I mostly use it to ssh into the real computers in the office. :-)

Ian Michael Gumby

Where's my Grid computer? 

FAIL

Yeah, I'm dating myself here...

The grid laptop system developed back in circa '83-84 time frame didn't have a fan.

So going fan-less is been possible for the past uhm 25 years or so.

Nothing new here except that if you're drinking coffee and using the laptop, you're going to be in for one hell of a surprise when your cat spills your cup of coffee on your keyboard!

Jon 27

@Ian Michael Gumby 

Jobs Horns

486's 386's P1 (w/o mmx) were able to run fanless... So I agree that it was possible. But this is a modern processor we are talking about. Many more hertz's and celsius's in these badboys.

Jobs, because the flaming devil must be in my apple laptop, its burning my legs.

James Minney

Vents / air-moving? 

If they want to get the air to move, shouldn't they make the back of the screen into a chimney-effect environment? Suck hot air up from the bottom by convection?

mightyrajh

Spilled coffee on any notebook lately 

Sure those holes will let coffee in. So will the gap around the keyboard and speakers on your current notebook.. I haven't seen any consumer equipment that likes a bath. If these guys can use convection to cool a modern CPU (CPUs in 83-84 didn't even have heat sinks) with less power and no noise I'll buy one.

Stuart 2

Speed holes 

Happy

Reminds me of the episode of the simpsons where a car salesman tries to sell a car to Homer that has "speed holes"

Andy 70

hmmm 

wouldn't look out of place on the set of battle star galactica.

the 70's version. athena ftw :)

pedrodude

Apart from all of the previously mentioned flaws... 

FAIL

... that creaking squeaking sound it makes when opening or closing the hinge is simply ridiculous! Hardly fits with the futuristing image they're trying to give it.

Bloody inadequate engineering...