Since we have managed to get rid of some words, it seems there is a need for some new ones.

I personally buy laptops based almost purely on battery time and weight... i dunno call me traditional.

Anyway since these beasts that are often described as desktop replacements or i even heard of a portable server (probably here on el reg), so i think it is time find a new word for things like this pointless desktop wanna be above.

They only put it in a laptop because those japanese love everything small.

But its not a laptop, it would burn you and likely break your legs with the weight.

Please some suggestions or even a poll?