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PunkTiger

You know what they say...   

In Trojan armed with hardware-based anti-piracy control

Pirate

No honour among thieves, and all that.

PunkTiger

Decade twaddle  

In Today is not New Year's Eve - or the end of the decade

Megaphone

As far as I'm concerned, as soon as the tens digit in the year changes, it becomes a new decade. I don't give a leaping G-d damn about the Year One/Year Zero people.

Happy New DECADE, El Reg!

PunkTiger

Ceci n'est pas une Pope.  

In Vatican awards self 'unique copyright' on Pope

Pint

Carole Pope of Rough Trade should have something to say about that.

...not to mention Sinead O'Connor.

PunkTiger

Snakes?  

In Federal boffins: 'Giant invading snakes' will soon rule USA

Alert

Where's St. Patrick when you need him?

It's a Good Thing (tm) that I live in New England. let's see one of those slithery tropical beasties last through a good New England winter.

Point and laugh, boys. Point and laugh.

PunkTiger

Extra-Large Hadron Collider  

In New antimatter atomsmashers 'may destroy themselves'

Pint

Combining matter and antimatter... I don't see what the big deal is. Right now I'm combining pasta and antipasto in my stomach and I haven't blown up yet.

As Magnus Pyke would probably say, "SCIENCE!"

PunkTiger

Hmmm...  

In Asus' Eee keyboard out next month - official

Welcome

It's like a modern day C64 (Speccy, Amiga 500, Atari, *your favoured retro computing platform here*). It's cute, but I'll have to see how much it is before I think about giving up my hard-earned dosh for it.

PunkTiger

Volare?  

In Designer draws hydrogen-powered Aston Martin

Coffee/keyboard

Wasn't that the Plymouth equivalent to the Dodge Aspen back in the 1970s?

PunkTiger

Ugly?  

In Communist car given electric overhaul

Alert

Hey, now! Whoa! Let's step back from this for a moment. I'm looking over the comments here, and I can't believe what I'm reading. You mean to tell me that this Trabant-based automobile looks _UGLIER_ than some of the other "futuristic," day-glo bubble-cars that many other automobile manufacturers have been saying are the Next Big Electric Thing?

Just compare some of the other electric car designs that have graced the pages of The Register's 'Leccy Tech, and you'll find the Trabant design isn't that bad at all. At least you can fit more than just the lead to charge it in the boot space. I'd like to see one of those when it's made (but living in the US, I have every doubt in the world it would even be seen on this side of the pond).

PunkTiger

@Michael Fremlins  

In KDE 4.3 promises polish, polish, polish

I beg to differ. KDE has been my desktop of choice for years. There hasn't been any difference in speed with KDE vs. Gnome, for instance. On that note, I've found the lack of personal configuration with Gnome to be maddening at best. I may be a Debian user, but I make sure it installs KDE rather than Gnome, and I couldn't be happier with it.

PunkTiger

Cherry picking  

In Ballmer not so bullish on Bing

Paris Hilton

I'll stick with Google, thanks. Whenever I hear Bing, I think "cherries" or "Crosby," not "search engine."

Paris, because when it comes to cherries... oh snap, I went there!

PunkTiger

Opera lover  

In Microsoft fans call for Opera boycott

Paris Hilton

I've used Opera for years (even paid for a license key back in the day). I found it worked best for me. And that's what a browser should be, a personal choice. You like IE? Use it! You like Firefox? Use it! You like Safari? Use it! You like Mosaic? Use it (if you can)! Just don't have the audacity to point at me and say my browser choice is wrong, because I'll tell you to piss off.

That being said, that blogger needs the WAAAAAMBULANCE desperately.

Paris... because even SHE doesn't want to be limited in her choices.

PunkTiger

@Joe Blogs  

In Comet opens e-car power car park

Joke

"Chavs & Scallys"... Why does that sound like a department store chain?

I got this great Burberry strap for my Rulex watch at Chavs & Scallys. It was a steal!

PunkTiger

Bebop, eh?  

In Renault intros e-MPV

Coat

Not bad, really, but it looks nothing like a warthog. I'll wait and see what their Rocksteady concept looks like before I have a final opinion.

Mine's the one with the tortoise shell buttons.

PunkTiger

I can't see you, I don't need you.  

In Bye bye BlackBerry mail

Thumb Up

NICE Move reference! Full marks for that one.

PunkTiger

Old News  

In New non-volatile memory promises 'instant-on' computing

Paris Hilton

Turn on the computer and it's ready to go... "instant-on" computing without boot-ups or hard disks... Wasn't this the norm years ago? I mean, my C64 did that.

Paris... beause everything old is new again.

PunkTiger

Jaguar, eh?  

In Hybrid Jaguar XJ en-route?

Paris Hilton

I'll bet the petrol generator will be driven by a 5.3 liter double overhead cam V-12... just because they can.

Paris... because Jags aren't the only ones that are fast.

PunkTiger

To the left, to the right...  

In Swedes mash Japanese pop pineapple

Paris Hilton

AAAAA-GAAAAA-DOO DOO DOO! Push pineapple, shake the tree...

Geez, you people at The Reg are slipping. This was a perfect story to break out that old Black Lace song.

Paris... because she'd look pretty darn hot in black lace.

(What's a nice pineapple like you doing in a place like this?)

PunkTiger

Small Cars, BIG Price  

In Wallet-stretching li-ion G-Wiz e-car goes on sale

Pirate

As a septic (I know how much you love us 'Merkins), it does my heart good to see such righteous indignation over specialty small car prices. The same shock and horror you feel for paying £15000 for a G-Wizz electric is pretty much the same as the shock and horror Americans feel paying $15000 for a Smart ForTwo. And don't convert the Dollars to Pounds. The Dollar isn't twice as easy to get in the US as the Pound is to Britain, nor do Americans make twice as much as UK citizens. Getting/making 15000 in either denomination is just as difficult no matter which side of the pond you're on. Just my 2¢ (or 1p).

PunkTiger

A part of the whole  

In Copyrighted mice give OK on vat-grown organs

Paris Hilton

I think I have some cells on me that aren't doing anything special right now. Put me down for a kidney and a pancreas, please... hold the liver.

Paris...because even she'd want some replaceable parts.

PunkTiger

1500 Valves  

In Bletchley Park fires up replica Turing Bombe

Heart

No love for Tommy Flowers, then? ...just kidding.

I'm always amused that our friends across the pond call vacuum tubes "valves." It's an apt description for what they do, sure, but it sounds very steampunk-y to my ears.

"I bought an old valve radio at the boot sale!"

"Well, fire up the boiler and tune in Radio 2, then."

PunkTiger

Shopping Trip  

In Hong Kong supplier punts Mac-alike netbook

I'd really like to spend three months in Hong Kong if only to check out the examples of counterfeiting and knock-offs that are available there; that almost-Apple branded notebook, for example. Could you imagine what could be flying under the radar there that we'd never hear of? From the laughable to the ingenious, and all of it inexpensive.

PunkTiger

Thomas Flowers' 1500 Valves  

In Bletchley Park attracts £300k extra funding

Heart

As an Anglophile American who has yet to visit the UK (I will someday, I vow), Bletchley Park is high on my list of "Places to Visit Before I Die," if only for its historical importance.

PunkTiger

Slightly Cynical  

In Ford roadmaps electrics for 2010, 2011, 2012

Flame

"Ford is heading in the direction America and our customers want us to go..."

Oh, NOW they're heading in that direction. It bloody well took them long enough.

I think Ford took a bit of a PR hit when, in the middle of ever-increasing fuel prices, word got out that they had a 65 mpg Fiesta in Europe that would never be brought into the US. They claimed the engines would be too expensive to build here and gave various other excuses. Mm-hmm...

Keep building those F-350s, Explorers and Excursions, Ford, you're right in tune with what the American people want. Goodness knows we don't want an inexpensive econo-box, or a car that gets over 25 mpg city driving. Oh! And make sure the cars you do build are all boring and feature the same cookie-cutter styling. You don't want to disappoint your American customers for yet another model year. [/sarcasm]

PunkTiger

@Martin  

In Chrysler turns on Circuit at Detroit Motor Show

Go

A long-range compact or sub-compact EV is a bit more tricky to produce than a mid-sized vehicle, mainly because of the batteries. You have more room in a mid-size vehicle to store all the batteries needed than you do in a sub-compact design. Well... you could have as many batteries, but you wouldn't have any usable boot/trunk space... and possibly no back seat... and maybe no passenger seat.

That being said, I, too, am waiting for a compact or sub-compact EV that has a decent range and able to do (US) highway speed without breaking into a sweat. I'll even go for an extended range vehicle (you know, the ones with the petrol-powered electric generator). I'm willing to give auto makers some slack on this. They've only seriously started to produce electric vehicles in the past couple of years, and they're still trying to get the technology right. (Yes, I know of the EV1, thank you.)

PunkTiger

I must be odd man out...  

In Swiss Mindset reveals E-Motion sports EV

Thumb Up

...because I like it. Granted, if that rear quarter above the wheel was filled in, it would look much better. Still, compared with some of the other quasi-futuristic, bulbous affronts to good taste usually seen in the 'Leccy Tech section, this one, actually, is pretty nice.

PunkTiger

@b  

In US utilities moot massive EV order to boost car biz

Boffin

In 1904, with lead-acid batteries, a relatively unsophisticated motor, and a chain-driven transmission, the Columbia Automobile Company had an electric car on the market that had a 40-mile range before needing to be charged.

100+ years later, with advances in battery technologies, electric motors, drivetrains, and automotive design, there are new electric cars coming out on the market... that have a 40-mile range before needing to be charged.

Why does this strike me as immensely funny (and not in a good way)?

PunkTiger

Road Music  

In Lightning to thunder with speed-creep beating V8 roar

Unhappy

Great... All we need now is some yobbo to hack the sound generator so he can pump his iTunes Drum'n'Bass playlist through the engine at "V8 roar" levels.

PunkTiger

Words of Wisdom  

In Storm botnet blows itself out

Stop

"It may stop, but it never ends." - Matt Howarth

No truer words have ever been spoken, especially when it comes to spam. I hope I'm proven wrong, but this is probably just the calm before another (more massive) storm.

PunkTiger

Debian User  

In Debian all business with Lenny and Squeeze

Linux

Debian has been my distro of choice since Etch went stable. I was a solid Mandrake user from 6.0 until 10.1 (after which their quality had tanked so hard I couldn't stand it anymore). Some other distros were OK (Sabayon, SuSE before they joined forces with Satan, Xandros, SimplyMEPIS was a strong contender), while others made my teeth itch ([K]Ubuntu, Gentoo, Slackware). Then I thought if the one I liked (Mepis) and the one that's most popular (Ubuntu) were both Debian derivatives, why not try the original? Etch had just gone stable a few days prior to me installing it, and I liked the system that it set up. I've been using it ever since. Sure, there are one or two odd things that I have to work around (mostly in the scanner department), but I'm happy with my choice.

Best of luck to Mr. McIntyre and all the Debian developers/volunteers. I hope Lenny improves on a great distro.

/Tux, obviously.

PunkTiger

Enough with the BIG cars already!  

In Chrysler intros electric trio

Flame

While I applaud car makers bringing more electric vehicles on the road, why oh why are they focusing on these ghastly vans, SUVs and sports cars? Soccer moms and guys with small willies aren't the only people in the market for an electric vehicle. When I saw "Jeep" in the headline, I was hoping for something along the lines of the 2-door Wrangler. You know... something small-ish. Even the Chevy Volt is a big 4-door sedan. Let's see some smaller electric cars go into development.

And, as for the 40-mile range, in 1904, electric cars with more primitive batteries had a 40-mile range. After 104 years and improvements in battery technologies you'd think they'd be able to go a little further than that by now.

Fire, because even steam cars would be an improvement over petrol.

PunkTiger

Ohhh... Mercedes.  

In First Merc hybrid first to use laptop battery tech

Unhappy

When I saw "Merc" in the headline, I automatically thought "Mercury," then "Ooo! Are they bringing back the Comet as an electric car?" Imagine my disappointment.

PunkTiger

@Bounty  

In Chrysler plans electric car production model

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It's something Chrysler likes to call "cab-forward design" (http://www.allpar.com/corporate/cab-forward.html), but it's taken to the extreme with this car (the bottom corner of the windscreen is over the center of the front wheel, for crying out loud).

I agree with the others here who think the design is a bit too radical for a production car (which is a nice way of saying it's butt-ugly).

My guess is that these all-electric cars are large because of the space needed to store all the batteries and still give you a usable boot/trunk.

PunkTiger

Hurrah for the Volt!  

In GM shows off production electric car

Go

I would really, really like to get the Volt, but the problem is I don't have a garage and park on the street. Getting the power to plug in the car means running a heavy-duty extension cord from the outside power tap to the car.

The plus side is, my daily commute to work is about 8 minutes... which means I can run on battery power there and back again for a few days between plug-ins.

If I start saving for it right now, I can probably put a down payment on it when it becomes available.

PunkTiger

I've seen this before...  

In NASA mulls nuclear Moon reactor

Coat

Will Martin Landau be the commander of the moonbase?

Mine's the one with the Eagle insignia on it.

/13 September 1999 -- Never Forget!

PunkTiger

*facepalm*  

In Bush makes last-minute grab for civil liberties

Unhappy

Please, for the love of All Things Good In The World, isn't there a way we can get this twat out of office early? Send him on an extended cruise to Nowhere? Lock him in the bog until January? Give him a "Time Out" in the corner for the next few months? The man has been a source of hideous embarrassment and outrage to Americans since 2000, and I'm tired of it.

Can't we just tell him to please go away?

/Sad face, because I am.

PunkTiger

Mrs. Peacock was a slag in her youth  

In Hasbro kills Colonel Mustard in the corporate office with the marketing ploy

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So much for my favourite answer: "Miss Scarlet did it in the Conservatory with Colonel Mustard!"

That being said, it matters not a bit to me. I still have my original Clue game from when I was a teen (PRE-HASBRO) that has the Revolver, Lead Pipe and all. For all its simplicity, that game was loads of fun.

PunkTiger

Two worlds, one mind  

In US judge says University can ignore Christian course credits

Heart

Religion does have its place in today's world as part of the _spiritual_ side of humanity. Meditating upon the tenents of your chosen religion, finding wisdom while coping with day-to-day life, finding the strength of will to get you through adversity, and gaining inner peace in today's modern society are all well and good, and perfectly suited for religion.

But, if you need to learn about the workings of everyday life. the "why"s and "how"s, the real, deep-down system of this thing called Life, then you need to learn about Sciences, History, and analytical thinking. Believe me, reality is complex enough without introducing Supernatural red herrings into the mix.

If more prople understood this, we'd ALL be better off.

The heart, because Science without heart is just as bad as Religion without brains.

PunkTiger

This will end badly...  

In The IT Crowd goes west

Unhappy

As a New England Yankee that has the first two seasons of Look Around You on DVD (yes, I imported the Region 2 DVDs from BBC Video... I love my region-free DVD player), let me say that I found the first season to be the some of the funniest television I had seen in ages. The dry-as-toast delivery and the absurd takes on the subject matter were absolutely fecking brilliant.

Sadly, my biggest fear is that the American producers of the show will be convinced that the average American will be totally unable to "get" the jokes and dumb them down, or worse, include a LAUGH TRACK (*cringe*), obliterating any semblance of fine humour... making it "yet another British television import that mysteriously flopped once it got to American telelvision, why-can't-we-get-another-Monty-Python-damnit."

No, I don't hold much for American television, and if you lived here, you'd understand why. Please, God, don't let them make a mockery of "Look Around You."

PunkTiger

One Blue Screen Per Child  

In Microsoft readies XP for One Laptop Per Child computer

Coat

I wonder if Microsoft will put "Vista-Capable" stickers on them.

Mine's the green and white one.

PunkTiger

@Edward Noad  

In Ballmer upset by Apple cart

Linux

I believe I know what you're getting at...

Microsoft "does" software like Debbie "Does" Dallas

Tux... because it rhymes with "does."

PunkTiger

I'd walk a mile for a calomel.  

In Rogue SF sysadmin coughs up passwords

Alert

I can only imagine how part of the conversation went...

"What's the password?...And if you say swordfish, I'LL LOSE IT!!"

PunkTiger

@Brent  

In Missing Webroot founder found dead

Dead Vulture

Cause of death? Google for images of "Pali Lookout." He essentially jumped off a cliff. The cause of death was most likely shock and trauma from sudden deceleration.

...most likely.

...unless they really *did* get him.

PunkTiger

Ad blocking?  

In Big TV flips ad blockers the bird

Linux

Hmmm... I may have to try this from my home machine. I don't have any ad blocking software installed, but I *DO* have a Hosts file with just about every ad server under the sun pointed to 127.0.0.1.

Let's hear it for old-school ad blocking.

Tux, because my Hosts file in Debian is easily accessible.

PunkTiger

Spam - It's pink and it's oval  

In MySpace wins $6m judgment against Spam King

Flame

Why all the hating against Spam (the meaty snack)? Fry up a couple of slices to have with your egg and toast for breakfast and it's quite tasty.

Meanwhile, DEEP frying the spammers (junk emailers) is being too good to them.

PunkTiger

@dervheid  

In Whaling fraudsters harpoon 15,000 victims

Joke

Cream isn't the only substance that rises to the top. I felt it's my doody... err... duty to let you know.

PunkTiger

Everything old is new again  

In World's first Blu-ray record pressing

Boffin

Now if there were only some way to get the Quadraphonic mixes of classic albums on 5.1 (4.1?) surround discs, that would be pretty nifty. Of course, they'd probably have to be remastered a bit more attentively than the original releases to get the separation just right.

PunkTiger

Don't have a cow, man.  

In Stem cell researchers claim victory in battle with Church

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I, for one, welcome our new minotaur overlords!

PunkTiger

I've only one thing to say...  

In Xbox 360 'eaten' by alligator

Joke

What a croc.

(I'm surprised no one else had said it.)

PunkTiger

Hmmm...  

In Rootkits on routers threat to be demoed

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From TFA: "Muniz doesn't intend to release his software."

Yup. He only intends to show that it can be done, and leave the door open for some other unscrupulous hacker to reinvent his wheel and start infesting routers with rootkits.

BRILLIANT!

Time to invest a little time with DD-WRT.

PunkTiger

Tidying up  

In Hitachi slips past Fujitsu with speedy 320GB laptop drive

Alert

@Chris C: "Why is it that when there's any article about hard drives, you have a load of people bashing the manufacturer or the drive... And why is it only hard drives that you guys do this for?"

Apparently, you haven't seen some of the Windows vs. Mac vs. Linux "discussions" around here. This HD bashing is baby tame by comparison.

@everyone else: And, OK, fine, I got my facts about the "DeathStar" crossed. Mea culpa. My only real complaint about all the TravelStar drives I have (2 6GB and 2 20GB) is that they're all fairly loud; even when they're idling. I stay away from them when I'm searching for replacement drives for that reason. If they've quieted them down (like the Samsung and *shudder* Seagate laptop drives I have... and I have my own misgivings about Seagate in general, but that's not important now), will someone please tell me? I'll be willing to give them a sporting chance.

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