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Posts by HKmk23

11 posts • joined Friday 12th October 2007 11:24 GMT

HKmk23

What they do not understand..... → #

Posted Monday 12th October 2009 13:15 GMT

In Android to overtake iPhone in 2012 - analyst

1/. Do you want to buy a phone that is designed by people who think it is fun to; take off their clothes and pile into a wooden hut where they throw water onto the barbecue until they cannot stand it anymore, then rush outside into the snow and beat each other with birch twigs?

2/. Or would you rather buy a phone designed by a world leading company who make computers that even jounalists can use?

For 1/. read Nokia, for 2/. read Apple.

I bought the Apple because I just wanted a PHONE.....not a wannbe computer with a menu system more convoluted than my intestine.

HKmk23

Pah...newbies → #

Posted Friday 11th July 2008 19:30 GMT

In MS takes Windows 3.11 out of embed to put to bed

What was wrong with the Commodore PET 64k ram and you had to write all your own software.........

That was computing!

HKmk23

Ha Ha Ha → #

Posted Wednesday 28th May 2008 19:14 GMT

In Handset sales drop for first time in mobe history

At last the penny is dropping.....The Iphone has stuffed them all.

Motorola is sacking execs. Now Nokia is going down the tubes....

About time too

HKmk23

Well what did youexpect? → #

Posted Monday 17th March 2008 12:39 GMT

In BT admits misleading customers over Phorm experiments

BT have been known as the Bastard Thieves or just plain the Thieves for over 30 years to my knowledge.....

HKmk23

People you are not trying are you? → #

Posted Sunday 10th February 2008 19:18 GMT

In French motorwonk savages hybrid cars

Hybrids -6

Hydrogen -5

Horse and cart +10

simple is it not?

HKmk23

Nokia is going t**s up → #

Posted Friday 25th January 2008 19:04 GMT

In Nokia grabs 40% of phone market for first time

Forget it

no one is going to but a phone anymore where you have to be dyslexic to use it.

the iphone is what we all wanted

HKmk23

If you really want to take action.... → #

Posted Thursday 17th January 2008 09:53 GMT

In Japanese whalers lash protesters to mast

Just stop buying Japanese products.....TV's, computers, cars etc

They will soon stop the whalers then.

Personally I don't care about the whales, I have no time for people who worry more about animals, than for example, homeless humans.

HKmk23

Why all this high tech? → #

Posted Tuesday 15th January 2008 17:06 GMT

In Tag-a-lag: Chip implants mooted for UK prisoners

A devils island (St Helena?) solution.

No death penalties.

No escape.

The found not guilty can be recompensed...(with the death penalty it's no good digging them up is it/)

Reduces the housing/NHS/ problem.

It's a win win

HKmk23

And I just found out about Father Christmas as well....... → #

Posted Friday 7th December 2007 11:56 GMT

In Wikipedia black helicopters circle Utah's Traverse Mountain

It seems that you CAN fool some of the people some of the time, but you cannot foll ALL of the people all of the time....hooray!

I for one will never waste time on Wikiwacky again.....

Just hope that teachers are NOT using this peversion.

HKmk23

Sage.....Make Microsoft look like philanthropist's → #

Posted Friday 16th November 2007 12:26 GMT

In Microsoft stuffs Sage with free accounts software

Anything that stuffs Sage is good.

I have never come across a more uncaring, liberty taking bunch of software suppliers that actually don't even know anything about accounting let alone their "products" in my life.

HKmk23