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* Posts by john doe

32 posts • joined Friday 9th November 2007 04:36 GMT

john doe

heh  

In Ten of the best... noise-isolating earphones

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Only a tosser would spend that much money on a pair of earphones

john doe

it is on piratebay  

In Copyright cops launch MS-happy software compliance tool

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grab a copy from piratebay

john doe

iTwat  

In Man buys $1,000 worth of iPhone pixels by accident

enough said

john doe

Steve  

In Net shoppers bullied into being Verified by Visa

dude, you should stop being a anal retentive and just enrol. Resistance is futile!

john doe

another example of  

In Unencrypted traveler data laptop disappears then reappears

war-on-terror gravy train.

john doe

Anonymous v. Scientologists  

In Anonymous relaunches fight against Scientology

a bunch of morons v another bunch of morons

john doe

Sarah Bee  

In Wünderbra! German policewomen take 'Action Brassiere'

is the last person in the world to talk about boobs, or the lack thereof

john doe

irrelevant  

In Only 'unlawful threats' would invalidate McKinnon extradition

what the courts decide, or if there is a court; Americans get what Americans want. If not at court with a black helicopter.

john doe

6 years's not enough  

In US man cuffed for executing lawnmower

It is was the lawnmower this time. What if he was 'pissed' with his neighbour next time? Lock him up, lock him up for good.

john doe

40 fictitious eBay and PayPal identities?  

In eBay auction fraudster jailed for four years

business as usual at the market place then?

@Franklin

"...and I don't make anywhere near $138,400 a year!"

maybe because you have the mentality to prefer a jail cell over hard work to earn a living?

john doe

someone at AVG  

In How to beat AVG's fake traffic spew

pissed of some el reg guy badly me thinks. That is the 3rd article in a week :)

john doe

French are a bunch of lazy, smelly, bunnyloving bastards.  

In New York talks net giants into child pornography crackdown

"Today, the French government ordered ISPs to block ...content involving ... racial hatred."

So by that measure, French ISPs must blocks access to this post.

Politicians of all countries should be banned from making any decisons regarding Internet and the related technologies, which clearly they don't understand. They should also refrain from making any statements related to Internet so not to make obvious the cluless clowns they are!

john doe

how about...  

In Mobile operators team up against child abuse

snuff, beheading videos, hate speech, political propaganda?...Total BS. Filters do not work; ask any teenager. Besides, who would be the authority to decide what goes in the list and what doesn't, who keeps it up-to-date?

john doe

@AC  

In eBay gets negative feedback about ban on negative feedback

"...It's a real sh't forcing all sellers to display physical addresses, ..."

Not all sellers. Business sellers only. If you are really selling odds and ends only the winning bidder will see your address, otherwise... welcome to the business world. Next you will start paying Taxes as well, rightly so.

john doe

like Paris  

In Exploding Flash catalogue rocks Dutch e-commerce site

all show, no substance

john doe

heh  

In Google approaching world domination

small change for Gates

john doe

look @@  

In Is this the world's most expensive desktop PC?

I took a dump and stuck a stick of RAM on it. On sale for $500K

john doe

boohoo  

In VOIP and the web baffle Brit spook wiretappers

"...ability to intercept conversations and messages is seriously undermined by internet-protocol (IP) communications..."

Awww! we will stop using it then so you snoops can do a better job. FO!

john doe

are you feeling lucky punk?  

In Spammers dive into Google's lucky dip

what is the purpose of it anyways? save a click after searching? Just remove the damn thing and be done with it. Also give the most useless idea award to whoever came up with the idea!

john doe

the key phrase is  

In Skype Trojan wiretap plan leaks onto the net

...eBay subsidiary. nuff said

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no data was taken?  

In Data centre looted in multimillion pound overnight heist

yeah, right. Did they scrub the data before removing the hardware?

john doe

...Vista, which was designed  

In Microsoft readies seven patches for Tuesday

from scratch to be Microsoft's most secure OS...." roflmao

john doe

Come on people...  

In Wikipedia black helicopters circle Utah's Traverse Mountain

let Jimmy Wales and his henchmen teach the 'truth' to the next generations.

john doe

you gotto be kidding...  

In Tiscali in shock customer satisfaction win

who did they ask? penguins?

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a pathetic attempt by...  

In Codemasters sets legal dogs on file-sharers

Logistep. Shame on CodeMasters for involving with those snake-oil dealers

john doe

all are equal....  

In Secret mailing list rocks Wikipedia

but some are more equal than others...pompous asses...

john doe

secret/ private mailing list?  

In Secret mailing list rocks Wikipedia

typical illuminati syndrome. the wikipedia should be completely transparent. I spent a couple hours every week to contribute what I can but now learning all this "behind the closed doors" activity, I will never ever contribute anything. I call everyone to boycott wikipedia until these power hungry, corrupt, self-righteous, hypocrites are removed completely, that is, everyone who were registered on that mailing list!!!!!!!

john doe

...advert can appear... (just like this article)  

In Kindle ain't no e-book reader

hah! you gotta be kidding! ever heard of AdBlock Plus?

john doe

Gene, KISS my ass  

In Gene Simmons blames college kids for ruining music biz

you talentless freak

john doe

Tina Farrel from Levenshulme is a moron  

In Camelot pulls scratchcard amid numerical anarchy

one day her grand children will read about this incident and hide in shame their relationship to her

john doe

honeypot my as*!  

In Website for computer security experts hacked

well and truly pwned

john doe

so Javaid has carte blanche now...  

In 16,000 namesakes cry foul over US terror watch list

"...And Javaid's passport now contains a sticker saying he has undergone highlevel security checks...."

So the terrorists can now employ namesakes and end up with one operative with warrant and another one with a cool sticker on his passport.