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* Posts by Jaowon

146 posts • joined Wednesday 21st November 2007 09:03 GMT

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Jaowon

re: re: phone-home chip in all online equipment   

In X-Box 360 theft suspect busted after online gaming sesh

Joke

Simples, you can't sell it 2nd hand cos you don't own it, you merely have a licence to use it :)

Jaowon

In other news...  

In Can anyone explain the chunnel fiasco?

... I was delayed by 2 hours on a 10 minute trip yesterday morning.

Snow happens, expect to be delayed when it does!!!

Jaowon

How to delete   

In Facebook screams at users: 'Sort your privacy. NOW'

You've always been able to delete your facebook account. You go here http://www.facebook.com/help/contact.php?show_form=delete_account

Your account will be deactivated for 2 weeks, and then if you DO NOT log in, it will be deleted. If you really want out, stay out, otherwise if you log back in, you cancel the delete request.

Jaowon

Only one thing for it...  

In 'World's largest' BitTorrent tracker Mininova kneecapped

... Make Google the first port of call for your Heroes, V and Stargate Universe torrents. Let's see em take them on :)

Jaowon

"Browser maker Opera has already said..."  

In Win 7 users shout: Where's my bloody ballot screen?

"...it is unimpressed with the choice screen option.".

Could say the same with the IE8 search engine choice page. Bing is (always) at position 1, and Google is on the 2nd page. Bing always seems to have higher "ratings" than Google too. As long as microsoft are the creators of the menu, the menu's will always try to discourage you from using the biggest competitor.

Jaowon

So how do you pronounce...  

In WTF is this country called America?

... The would "About" :p

Jaowon

If cars couldn't speed...  

In Tories oppose charges and speed cameras

...there'd be no need for the cameras!

Jaowon

Wasn't this kind of thing common...  

In Database containing 1.8m UK postcode locations leaks online

...on Mr Blobby disks back in the mid 90s?

Jaowon

Netbook!  

In Disney sued over Pixar lamp 'copy'

I don't see how this is any different to PSION's claim to the name "Netbook".

Come on PSION, set em in your sights.

Jaowon

Forced hypermiling?  

In BMW unveils futuristic Vision

Just a thought. Most cars nowdays have computer controlled engine management right down to the rate the fuel is squirted into the engine. In my car the accelerator seems to have no analogue control over acceleration, simply slow, medium or fast. To maintain a speed of 30mph requires the same depression as to maintain a speed of 70. So how come no-one has invented a forced-hypermiling-chip-kit yet for existing cars, that won't let you slam your foot to the floor and reach those high revs quickly.

My onboard computer tells me I average 32mpg with my normal driving, if I try to hypermile I get around 52, my guess is that like using cruise control, I'd get better MPG if the car wouldn't let me treat the accelerator like a morse code button.

Come on boffins, invent my idea for all current modern cars, then we wont need to trade-in just to keep driving costs down.

Jaowon

SHHHHHH  

In NZ woman sacked for SHOUTY EMAILS

All my BASIC and Pascal programs were shouted at my computer for about a decade. It never complained!

10 PRINT "PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN "

20 GOTO 10

Jaowon

My last house purchase....  

In UK population to abandon Midlands

...was based on the location being 15 meters above sea level. Then when global warming makes the sea rise 10 meters, I'll have a nice beachside house :)

Jaowon

They should do what The Pirate Bay has done..  

In Mininova flattened by Dutch court

..but go one stop further, and give instructions on how to use Google to do the same thing.

Would love to see Google given the same ultimatum.

Jaowon

@ODFO and @John G Imrie  

In Liberty launches McKinnon paper plane campaign

The issue isn't that he's admitted to hacking. The US have not asked for him to be extradited to face hacking charges, they have asked for him to be extradited for causing damage in the hundreds of thousands of $$ values (i can't remember the value exactly).

These values are clearly false as they happen to match exactly the figures required to bring someone to justice in the US.

The conversation will have gone something like:-

Lawer A:"how much damage would he have to have done for us to prosecute?"

Lawyer B: "at least $500000"

Lawer A to the UK: "We'd like to extradite him on the basis he's commited $500000 of damage".

They have provided no evidence that there was any damage other than to the Sysadmins reputation.

Anyway, how do you prove that your PC that's protected by the password "Password1" wasn't hacked and "damaged" by someone other than Gary? Just because he admitted he logged on, doesn't mean he was the first and last, and they can't prove otherwise (They arn't competant enough to change the password, they apparently had to pay $500000 to a consultants to come in and do that).

Jaowon

Pointless really  

In Campaign for official Turing apology gathers steam

It's not going to make him feel any better. That and was Gordon there at the time? A bit like asking me to apologise for something my predecessors predecessors predecessors predecessors predecessors predecessors predecessors predecessor did at work once.

Jaowon

@ Cool#  

In Robo autopilot 'digital parachute' lands light plane hands-off

The last time I went to the Canary Islands (on a 767-200 I think, drank much since then) the captains voice came over the speaker ".... because of bad weather we can't see the runway, but the autopilot can, so we'll let the plane take the strain and land itself".

The only thing that indicated we'd actually touched down was the brakes coming on. Didn't feel the touchdown at all. And that was bad weather! There was a certain level of panic tho in the cabin, so maybe announcing auto-landing wasn't a good thing.

Jaowon

Better landings?  

In Robo autopilot 'digital parachute' lands light plane hands-off

Every flight I've been on that's had an auto pilot landing has been the smothest landing i've experienced. People pilots just seem to rock the plane from side to side to side as tho they're strafing in Unreal Tournament.

Jaowon

Political Prisoner?  

In McKinnon lawyers vow to take fight to US Supremes

Grenade

Just a thought. Considering that the leader of the opposition (who by all accounts will be the next Prime Minister) is in support of Gary, and the current government (who by all accounts won't survive the next election) isn't in support of him. Doesn't this put his case on par with that of a political prisoner, which is illegal under EU law?

The nu-labs want to fry him, the tories want to set him free. All his legal dept have to do is delay the extradition until the tories take over government, then he's in the clear.

Come on legal team, come up with something that will ensure he doesn't get deported until after the next election. It could be anything, fake death perhaps?

Jaowon

Eugene Goodrich said...  

In EU court rules 11-word snippets can violate copyright

WTF?

... Paris - because anything more might be copyright infringement.

If he'd said another 3 words, the above would have been illegal :p

Jaowon

Beer cos I'm drinking it  

In Wii and PS3 sales slide

Pint

So from this article I deduce that in this recession, people are looking for a bargain. If you take a look at my crude sales V buying price (based on Tesco prices (for those outside the UK, Tesco is the Uk's biggest comptetitor to the company you know as Walmart (or as we call it Asda))) chart below:-

Wii 2.33m sales - Tesco Price £175

PS2 1.6m sales - Tesco Price £99 (although there is a shop near me in Preston selling the non slim versions still for £35)

PS3 1.1m sales - Tesco Price £299

At December 2008 the official lifetime sales figures for the above were

Wii 44.96m

PS3 21.3m

PS2 somewhere between 90m and 140m (This isn't "official" per se, Sony have announced different figures many times when it comes to PS2 sales, if you google like I did, you get them all, I've just reported the 2 most extreme, i think they just don't like to own up to the fact the PS2 is outselling the PS3)

So, my conclusion:-

Everyone+Dog still "really" wants a Wii, even now tho it's 2/3 of the cost of a PS3

If you compare PS2 and Wii graphics they are the same. Those that can't afford a Wii are getting a PS2. Identical games different controllers. Personally I have a Wii, but I'm getting my son a PS2 too, because he wants some of the "prequel" games to what he has on his Wii. I was in GAME (UK gaming store) last night, PS3 games are still being released with equivalent PS2 versions. So, identical game, different graphics, but the console cost is 1/3 of the price of a PS3 (and the PS2 games work on the PS3, which is all that matters for the parents buying the consoles and games)

PS3, erm, a PS2 with better graphics, but the same titles are available.

I wouldn't be surprised if El Reg's April Fool became true. If I go into town I still see that PS2 titles have more rack space than PS3 ones. Wii titles take up more space than PS2, PS3 and Xbox combined

So my Conclusion Conclusion

Wii - Everyone still wants one

PS2 / PS3 same games, different graphics, whopping difference in sales price.

Jaowon

Badum tshhhhh!!  

In Windows 7 Ultimate product activation hacked?

Pirate

"...harm or permanently destroy data and often expose users to identity theft and other criminal schemes"

Yep that sounds like Windows. So what about pirate software?

Jaowon

Fake!!!!  

In Swedish devil girls fingered on Street View

Pirate

I call fake!!

I think these pics have been photoshopped.

In Sweden they've driven on the right since 1967, and there's some seriously dodgy shadows going in multiple directions.

Jaowon

What did he inflate his mattress with?  

In Airbed-fixing German blows up mattress flat

Grenade

... Hydrogen????

Jaowon

@Steve Balmer  

In Ballmer gets tough with girly Microsoft partners

Jobs Horns

"Last time I checked, you don't need two client operating systems."

No, we apparently need 4. Home Basic, Home Premium, Business, Ultimate........

Why don't people heckle at these presentations and just shout out when contradictions and plain untruths are made.

Jaowon

oh and I missed....  

In Ballmer gets tough with girly Microsoft partners

Starter and Enterprise!

N Anyone?

Jaowon

I for one welcome....  

In Robot land-steamers to consume all life on Earth as fuel

Flame

.... nah not going there!

Jaowon

Common sense  

In Firms must go to court to stop all counterfeit hauls

Finally a bit of common sense. I used to work for a company that was always getting goods stopped, ultimately they were always proved to be the real deal, but rights holders for too long have been lying to authorities in order to gain a commercial advantage, or even just to spy on their customers.

Jaowon

Milkfloat  

In Green GT motors through trial run

When I hear it pull away, I'm waiting for the jingle of milk bottles to follow.

Jaowon

In other news...  

In Imagine! Government to legislate against badness

...The government has announced an end to unemployment. Everyone is guaranteed a job. Anyone who doesn't have a job must not have a desire to work, and is no longer elligible for state benefits.

Jaowon

Patiently waiting...  

In Futurama back from dead again

...for them to bring back B5 and Firefly.

Jaowon

@ I AM THE LAW  

In BSA urges London companies to check for pirate software

BSA rarely do the enforcement themselves, they use good old Trading Standards. By doing so they are protected against any recourse should a visit and inspection turn out to be caused maliciously i.e. a disgrunted employee tells the BSA some porkies about you having a warez copy of photoshop on every machine, the BSA tell Trading Standards, Trading Standards then come and confiscate all your hardware for a month and find nothing. Action you can take against the BSA, nada. BSA just point to Trading Standards and say "not us" no compensation from us matey. Good luck trying to get anything from Trading Standards, they tend to be protected from litigation when their actions cause hardship during an investigation, even if it turns out to be a false alegation.

BSA have for a long time used Trading Standards, however TS have recently admitted that they now have the powers to do so, without a complaint from a 3d party. I.e. they can just turn up now without a complaint and do an audit, just like health and safety can turn up and audit.

http://www.channelregister.co.uk/2008/12/24/cardiff_standards/

Jaowon

This is why we need....  

In PC-pwning infection hits 30,000 legit websites

Joke

...PHORM!

Jaowon

@ Winkypop  

In Tory who claimed brother's tech gear on expenses quits

Pirate

you missed a couple of extra points there.

1. Expose them

2. Charge them

3. Sack them

4. Prosecute them

5. Make them pay it all back..

6. ???????

7. Profit!

Jaowon

Never say never  

In FBI and US Marshals laid low by mystery virus

"Each is downplaying possible fears that the breach might lead to the compromise of sensitive data"

Prove you havent been compromised.

Jaowon

@kyle  

In Windows 7’s XP Mode — Virtually worth the effort

Erm, just type "ver" (without the quotes) into the command prompt of any version of Windows to see the name of the OS.

NT4=4

2000 = 5

XP = 5.1

Vista = 6

7 = , erm, 7

Jaowon

Blue Peter badge holders  

In BOFH: Spontaneous Legal Combustion

Get to see everything!

Jaowon

Only problem with the XP virtualisation...  

In Windows 7 — It’s like Vista, only less annoying

..that I can see is going to be the speed. Last time I tried XP virtually hosted on top of another Windows, it ran at about 30% of the speed of the host system. Queue lots of "my database won't-run / is-crashing" on those apps where the minimum speed requirement is P4 2.5Ghz, and the virtualised XP is running at the equivalent of a P4 800Mhz.

Sage Line 50 will be one of those :)

Queue lots of "we don't support this product in Virtualised XP sessions" plastered all over the (virtual) packaging as a result.

Jaowon

Will achieve nothing...  

In IBM-led tech outfit backs EC in Microsoft browser fight

..or at least the results will be the same as the UE probe into bundling media player with XP. The results of that investigation led to Microsoft being forced to retail a version of XP without media player bundled. MS obediently did so as "XP 'N'", but at a retail cost that was greater than the bundled version.

Jaowon

That's just great..  

In Trekkies enjoy surprise Star Trek premiere

Coat

.. now I've gotta spend the month with my fingers in my ears humming loudly and staying off the internet to avoid all the spoilers that are no doubt out there.

Jaowon

Wow!  

In Florida cops taser satnav lake plunge woman

I think the Sarah Bee bot just passed the turing test :)

Jaowon

Desktop linux commercially ....  

In Which desktop Linux distribution?

... will never replace windows in my lifetime.

Jaowon

Still not as believeable...  

In Google to fund 'video Street View' for Central London

Joke

...as a continuancy Presidency

Jaowon

@all the holier-than-thou's  

In BMW driver follows satnav to edge of cliff

I'll happily accept criticism about my single driving-through-the-country incident from anyone that has never flouted driving laws.

Jaowon

Very easy to do in rural areas.  

In BMW driver follows satnav to edge of cliff

Having been a victim of a satnav taking me up a road over a hill, over the apex and suddenly finding myself rolling through a field down the other side. No amount of "should be looking where you are going" can account for a road disappearing without warning. Especially if there are no road signs indicating that the road ends 5 yards after the top of the hill. The last road sign I saw a mile back was the national speed limit sign. Turns out after the event, that the national speed limit road finishes once it reaches a house, then it becomes a private road for the last 100 yards up the hill. Only it's not marked.

This is a problem with rural roads. In densely popular areas you have lots of indicators that warn of impending danger, road signs, stripes in the road becoming closer together and longer. In the country you have nothing, and these are the most common road you'll find a national speed limit sign, but no signs to slow down, unless you are approaching a densely populated area.

Jaowon

Time-outs?  

In BT names first 29 exchanges for fibre rollout

This story keeps timing out, it's taken a dozen attempts for the page to complete (just this one out of all the ones I'm looking at so far). Could this be the most popular El-Reg story so far. So much so that the page is timing out? Show's people's priorities if it is. I can imagine everyone mailing the page to all their mates to check if they're on the list.

Jaowon

These things are useless  

In Blighty orders first 3 supersonic stealth jumpjets

Joke

John McLaine killed one.

Jaowon

@Re: Er, hang on a minute..  

In Metallica's Lars Ulrich illegally downloads own album

Joke

Satire and Aspergers don't go too well together.

Jaowon

I for one.....  

In One-eyed man creates prosthetic 'surveillance' eye

...welcome our G'Kar imitating overlords!

now if only the eye could be popped out and left on a shelf, whilst the owner can continue to watch from afar.

Jaowon

Psion own netBook, end of.  

In Psion countersues Intel in not-netbook spat

According to the hugely accurate Wikipedia, Ford discontinued the Thunderbird in 1997. So according to many of the posters into the Netbook topic, any other car manufacter could have brought out a car called the Thunderbird anytime between it's discontinuance, before it's revival in 2002.

Jaowon

So clearly...  

In McKinnon's UK trial bid rejected by DPP

...he hasn't commited a crime by any definition under UK law, and his extradition is a farce.

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