As the husband of a writer, and barring security concerns, I am actually happy to hear this story and that the writer's rights were successfully protected thanks to technology. :)
The article says that the malware is undetectable to its victims, which makes sense, considering that the victims of said malware are going to be people with unpatched machines running with no AV software.
I could imagine a story like this being run on the nightly news programs, but I certainly hope El Reg's readership at least takes basic security steps.
Experience breathtaking worlds! TRAVEL BACK to the USSR! Stroll down the long and winding road to PENNY LANE. We GUARANTEE you'll never finish exploring the STRAWBERRY FIELDS!
CONVERSE RHYTHMICALLY with ENGAGING NPCs like Lucy, Eleanor Rigby, Jude, and Doctor Robert!
Find EPIC MOUNTS like the YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Play from over 40 character classes, including WALRUS, NOWHERE MAN, POSTMAN, HEARTS CLUB BANDIT, and LITTLE GIRL!
Collect DIAMONDS to ASCEND into the SKY!
Do you want to know a secret? Everybody's got something to hide - they're playing the Beatles MMORPG! Don't wait until you're sixty-four, shout for Beatles MMO now!
And don't forget to get a little help with your friends, too.
"Barred from using computers." That's like a living death sentence in today's modern world.
No ATM.
No pin pads.
No modern cards.
No mobile phones.
No modern TVs.
No video game consoles.
No CD, DVD, or BD players.
No e-books.
No modern-day appliances.
No job (what, you think you can clock in? HA!)
Start researching the 1960's, because that's how you'll be living (except worse because any modern conveniences have computers inside of them now).
Oh, sorry, you can't even do research. No wikipedia, no public library (the card catalog is on a computer these days, you know). Nope, you can't get the librarian to look it up for you, because that would make him or her an accomplice.
What can you do? Get pissed every day at the pub. Eh, not too bad.
Because of the massive number of patches that Windows requires, Microsoft came out with patch Tuesday so sysadmins would only have to restart every Windows computer once a month for patching.
Of course, sysadmins still have to restart every Windows computer 20 times a month for crashing.
Rarely do I get a good laugh out of the commenters on El Reg, but today, my thanks go out to The Other Steve with this down-to-earth comment:
"For a start, not one in a thousand people have the skills, shit, not one in a thousand programmers have the skills, to read through the source listing of a hypervisor and spot a bug like this, unless it's something really glaringly obvious like a great big commented section that says "THIS CODE WILL CAUSE THE SYSTEM TO FAIL ON AUGUST 12"."
If I had a PS3 and I was in prison and barred from playing 18+ games, I'd get something like Barbie Horse Adventures and play it nonstop. I wouldn't say a word to everyone else unless required, just play Barbie's Horse Adventure with the volume as loud as allowed.
In other news, the Classification Board is of the opinion that the use of mushrooms in the game has the positive effect of enabling Mario to increase in size. This ability to progress through the game more easily is the incentive to take the drug while the reward is in the character's abilities.
I just finished scouring the corners of the internet to find information about this controversy, and what I found was hilarious, shocking, and mind-numbing.
Steve Bovis even goes as far as to pretend to be a beta-tester AND his daughter in forums. You can tell it's him because of the excessive "..................." and "hahahahahaha" remarks found in posts.
For a good archive of every game he stole from, including side-by-side comparisons:
Circuit City is still gradually weeding out the smart people.
We live in Richmond. My roommate works for their tech support hotline, Firedog. He says it's always a struggle to avoid being the one that gets fired that week (apparently competence can do that).
Just recently he had to train a 65 year-old woman who has never used a computer before how to use their hackeneyed programs. Two weeks ago, he also caught his boss (who had left early because he wasn't feeling well) at an OTB parlor.
On another note, I was one of the people who got canned back in the great employee purge. I learned that I didn't have a job when I came in for work one day and all the workstations at the NOC were gone. All of them.
"How would you feel if you had been born out of a need for your tissue, spare parts supply."
I wouldn't, because I'd be genetically altered to not feel anything as I was being harvested. Pretty convenient, and we already harvest stuff from nearly every living thing except humans these days anyway. At least the humans wouldn't be inhumanely treated. Oh ho!
Screw this debate, mine's the one with the squirrel tail!
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Anonymous from Mars
Ouch → #
Posted Wednesday 12th August 2009 11:29 GMT
In Texan judge outlaws Word
That's harsh.
One simple mistake can make commercial software cost a ton more. :(
Anonymous from Mars
Hooray! → #
Posted Saturday 25th July 2009 01:41 GMT
In Amazon Kindle doomed to repeat Big Brother moment
As the husband of a writer, and barring security concerns, I am actually happy to hear this story and that the writer's rights were successfully protected thanks to technology. :)
Anonymous from Mars
Thanks! → #
Posted Wednesday 22nd July 2009 07:02 GMT
In Cutting the cord: future mobile broadband tech
Very informative!
Anonymous from Mars
Hay boffanz → #
Posted Wednesday 29th April 2009 09:15 GMT
In Boffins pump out pop-up touchscreen
Dear Boffins,
You forgot the 0 in your horrible prototype.
Love,
Everyone with a 0 in their PIN.
Anonymous from Mars
It's the perfect size. → #
Posted Tuesday 18th November 2008 09:19 GMT
In Linux weaktops poised for death by smartphone
A phone is too small and a laptop is too big.
End of story.
Anonymous from Mars
Comedy goldmine. → #
Posted Tuesday 18th November 2008 04:52 GMT
In French record labels sue, um, SourceForge
Thanks, France, I needed the laugh!
Anonymous from Mars
Technologically apt? → #
Posted Saturday 15th November 2008 07:28 GMT
In Obama inaugurates YouTube-side chats
Technologically apt? In my White House?
It's more common than you think.
Anonymous from Mars
Thank you internet → #
Posted Saturday 15th November 2008 07:26 GMT
In Brit couple divorce over Sadville infidelity
Thank you internet for keeping these people away from me.
Anonymous from Mars
Sudden Interstitial Assault → #
Posted Saturday 15th November 2008 03:41 GMT
In Reg readers in Firefox 3 lovefest
IE6 is mandatory where I work. Sorry.
Anonymous from Mars
Undetectable? Of course! → #
Posted Friday 31st October 2008 23:26 GMT
In Undetectable data-stealing trojan nabs 500,000 virtual wallets
The article says that the malware is undetectable to its victims, which makes sense, considering that the victims of said malware are going to be people with unpatched machines running with no AV software.
I could imagine a story like this being run on the nightly news programs, but I certainly hope El Reg's readership at least takes basic security steps.
Anonymous from Mars
BEATLES MMORPG → #
Posted Friday 31st October 2008 10:31 GMT
In Beatles game is go
Come JOIN Sgt. Pepper's LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND!
Experience breathtaking worlds! TRAVEL BACK to the USSR! Stroll down the long and winding road to PENNY LANE. We GUARANTEE you'll never finish exploring the STRAWBERRY FIELDS!
CONVERSE RHYTHMICALLY with ENGAGING NPCs like Lucy, Eleanor Rigby, Jude, and Doctor Robert!
Find EPIC MOUNTS like the YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Play from over 40 character classes, including WALRUS, NOWHERE MAN, POSTMAN, HEARTS CLUB BANDIT, and LITTLE GIRL!
Collect DIAMONDS to ASCEND into the SKY!
Do you want to know a secret? Everybody's got something to hide - they're playing the Beatles MMORPG! Don't wait until you're sixty-four, shout for Beatles MMO now!
And don't forget to get a little help with your friends, too.
Anonymous from Mars
@Almost SFW and I'm surprised... → #
Posted Tuesday 7th October 2008 10:41 GMT
In Sergey Brin descends from Mount Sinai with Android API
Taking the middle ground doesn't please anyone. I was eagerly awaiting another Dziuba piece, but this one fell flat.
Either rein it in completely, or don't hold back, Ted.
@Bob Scratchit
Perchance your name comes from a Christma episode of a 90's cartoon?
Anonymous from Mars
If a simple bot can do it... → #
Posted Saturday 4th October 2008 04:00 GMT
In Blizzard awarded $6m in WoW bot case
If a simple bot can do it, then there's obviously a problem with the gameplay.
I'm glad I'm immune to MMORPGs.
Anonymous from Mars
Barred from using computers. → #
Posted Tuesday 23rd September 2008 11:31 GMT
In TJX hacker breaks ranks with guilty plea
"Barred from using computers." That's like a living death sentence in today's modern world.
No ATM.
No pin pads.
No modern cards.
No mobile phones.
No modern TVs.
No video game consoles.
No CD, DVD, or BD players.
No e-books.
No modern-day appliances.
No job (what, you think you can clock in? HA!)
Start researching the 1960's, because that's how you'll be living (except worse because any modern conveniences have computers inside of them now).
Oh, sorry, you can't even do research. No wikipedia, no public library (the card catalog is on a computer these days, you know). Nope, you can't get the librarian to look it up for you, because that would make him or her an accomplice.
What can you do? Get pissed every day at the pub. Eh, not too bad.
Anonymous from Mars
0.2 is not a title → #
Posted Tuesday 16th September 2008 12:09 GMT
In Reg readers rage at comment icon outrage
Needs a web 0.2 icon.
Anonymous from Mars
Awesome! → #
Posted Wednesday 10th September 2008 06:56 GMT
In Amazon flash mob mauls Spore DRM
Okay, I lied.
THIS is the only other Spore article I want to read.
The Amazon reviews are gold!
Anonymous from Mars
It's about time. → #
Posted Tuesday 9th September 2008 08:45 GMT
In Big and bendy e-ink displays on way
It's about time we got this. Please don't screw it up, guys.
Anonymous from Mars
I love sandbox games. I hate Spore. → #
Posted Monday 8th September 2008 08:54 GMT
In EA Europe struggles squeezing out Spore
I love sandbox games. I hate Spore. To even call it a game is a laugh.
May this be the only article I ever read about it.
Anonymous from Mars
@AC → #
Posted Monday 8th September 2008 08:49 GMT
In MS preps four critical updates for September
Because of the massive number of patches that Windows requires, Microsoft came out with patch Tuesday so sysadmins would only have to restart every Windows computer once a month for patching.
Of course, sysadmins still have to restart every Windows computer 20 times a month for crashing.
Anonymous from Mars
This was already done before → #
Posted Monday 8th September 2008 08:47 GMT
In Employee has no privacy on company computers, US court rules
A US court has already ruled that employees have no privacy on company computers. It happened, like, over a year ago.
Anonymous from Mars
August was a quiet month → #
Posted Wednesday 3rd September 2008 10:44 GMT
In NebuAd CEO quits
Eagerly awaiting the "NebuAd and Phorm are dead" headline.
Anonymous from Mars
Rooting for Apple to win (lose) → #
Posted Wednesday 27th August 2008 00:54 GMT
In Hackintosh maker bites back at Apple
I'm rooting for Apple to win this case because that means I'll see less MacOS.
Anonymous from Mars
I lol'd @ The Other Steve → #
Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 09:54 GMT
In Date bug kills VMware systems
Rarely do I get a good laugh out of the commenters on El Reg, but today, my thanks go out to The Other Steve with this down-to-earth comment:
"For a start, not one in a thousand people have the skills, shit, not one in a thousand programmers have the skills, to read through the source listing of a hypervisor and spot a bug like this, unless it's something really glaringly obvious like a great big commented section that says "THIS CODE WILL CAUSE THE SYSTEM TO FAIL ON AUGUST 12"."
Anonymous from Mars
@Too much Abba → #
Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 09:16 GMT
In Swedish men left frustrated by state sex aid policy
Too much Abba? More like too much Basshunter.
Anonymous from Mars
Limbo of the Lost → #
Posted Wednesday 13th August 2008 09:06 GMT
In UK.gov pushes £50,000 fine for online copyright infringement
So this means the guys who made Limbo of the Lost are now looking at a bill of £50,000,000,000,000, right?
Anonymous from Mars
I see box art. → #
Posted Wednesday 6th August 2008 08:40 GMT
In Wünderbra! German policewomen take 'Action Brassiere'
It looks like Sarah Bee is up for a rousing game of Gauntlet!
Anonymous from Mars
Since nobody did it yet... → #
Posted Wednesday 30th July 2008 10:21 GMT
In Ex-Googlers reinvent web search
Paris because she's good at reducing loads.
Anonymous from Mars
@sheesh, louise → #
Posted Tuesday 29th July 2008 08:07 GMT
In Oops - SF prosecutors put city passwords on public record
You mean "Geez Louise?" (it rhymes)
So what were the passwords?
Anonymous from Mars
Logical step. → #
Posted Monday 28th July 2008 10:43 GMT
In Doctors: Third babies are the same as patio heaters
See you on the next planet!
Anonymous from Mars
The old in-out in-out. → #
Posted Monday 28th July 2008 09:14 GMT
In Gov pulls plug on prison PlayStations
If I had a PS3 and I was in prison and barred from playing 18+ games, I'd get something like Barbie Horse Adventures and play it nonstop. I wouldn't say a word to everyone else unless required, just play Barbie's Horse Adventure with the volume as loud as allowed.
Anonymous from Mars
Solution! → #
Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:52 GMT
In American data pimper exposes ad equation
Use their medicine against them.
Put on your website's privacy policy that NebuAd / Phorm / etc. must first purchase a license of $5,000 per webpage accessed.
Then, have one of your buddies from an opt-out locale view roughly 1,000 pages of your website.
Finally, sue for $5,000,000.
Problem solved. :D
Anonymous from Mars
@Johnathan Tate & @Ste(v?)en Hive → #
Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:52 GMT
In The FDRs of Green explain the gentle art of planet saving
""Economics is not a zero-sum game."
Proof please. Rigorous, and not by micro-economic example, thanks."
The sun. It's freely available for (almost) everyone to harvest energy from, constantly introducing a commodity into the market.
Kind of like MMORPGs and gold. We just don't have the NPC goldsinks.
Paris because she's a goldsink (but possibly not an NPC).
Anonymous from Mars
"Step forward NetIDme. Under cover of a suitably unpronounceable brand name" → #
Posted Monday 28th July 2008 08:28 GMT
In Proof of age system moves net ID a step closer
"Step forward NetIDme. Under cover of a suitably unpronounceable brand name"
I stared at NetIDme for about 20 seconds, gave up, and decided to call it "Net Dime."
Then I read the above quote. My sentiments exactly!
Anonymous from Mars
GROUP ONE ZERO → #
Posted Saturday 26th July 2008 08:47 GMT
In US nuke missile crew falls asleep on the job
GROUP ONE ZERO
GROUP ONE ZERO
TEXT
TEXT
TEXT
YANKEE HOTEL FOXTRAUT BRAVO INDIA ALPHA GULF SIERRA OHSCAR ZULU NOVEMBYR KILO JULIET
MESSAGE
MESSAGE
REPEAT
Anonymous from Mars
@Not my PC it won't! → #
Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 08:59 GMT
In Banking Trojan hides in fake Alonso F1 crash story
Don't feed the troll, everyone.
Anonymous from Mars
@That "... much publicised but still unspecified DNS cache poisoning vulnerability ..." → #
Posted Wednesday 23rd July 2008 08:56 GMT
In Pwnie Awards celebrate best and worst of security
Right now you can read it cached, second result.
Anonymous from Mars
Go to the Moon → #
Posted Tuesday 22nd July 2008 10:08 GMT
In Scientists ponder future Moon mission activities
Yes, yes, go forth, colonize, and get off my planet!
Anonymous from Mars
The ninth word of the third paragraph on page eight is: Daventry → #
Posted Wednesday 16th July 2008 08:11 GMT
In Street-savvy Microsoft tries to pop the pimply face of piracy
Don't copy that floppy.
Anonymous from Mars
Silly. → #
Posted Tuesday 15th July 2008 10:14 GMT
In Oz censor, gamers fall out over Fallout 3 ban
In other news, the Classification Board is of the opinion that the use of mushrooms in the game has the positive effect of enabling Mario to increase in size. This ability to progress through the game more easily is the incentive to take the drug while the reward is in the character's abilities.
Anonymous from Mars
Hooray → #
Posted Tuesday 15th July 2008 07:51 GMT
In Judge sides with eBay in fake jewelry spat
For once, I'm glad eBay won something. The judge must have been competent. This case should have been common sense for two reasons:
-Trademark owners must defend their trademark.
-Content posted by users on websites is the responsibility of the users.
Anonymous from Mars
@GATTACA → #
Posted Tuesday 15th July 2008 07:51 GMT
In Intel bets millions on speedy DNA sequencing chips
WAITING IN LINE TO ENTER THE BUILDING
ANNOYED BY TECH TRYING TO FIX THE MACHINE
*PONK* OW
INVALID?!?!
Anonymous from Mars
Content → #
Posted Tuesday 15th July 2008 05:04 GMT
In Google releases serialization scheme
You're all surprised because this is how Americans slang it up.
Anonymous from Mars
More time means a better product. → #
Posted Tuesday 15th July 2008 04:40 GMT
In Google plays Hide and Seek with Android SDK
I will be ever patient for our Overlord Google to deliver.
Anonymous from Mars
That looks delicious! → #
Posted Tuesday 15th July 2008 03:59 GMT
In Ubuntu trumpets aromatic pistou of borage
That looks delicious!
I want everything on the menu!
mmm open source food
Anonymous from Mars
Wow. → #
Posted Tuesday 24th June 2008 08:19 GMT
In Limbo of the Lost music not stolen, claims composer
I just finished scouring the corners of the internet to find information about this controversy, and what I found was hilarious, shocking, and mind-numbing.
Steve Bovis even goes as far as to pretend to be a beta-tester AND his daughter in forums. You can tell it's him because of the excessive "..................." and "hahahahahaha" remarks found in posts.
For a good archive of every game he stole from, including side-by-side comparisons:
http://lotl.wikia.com
Seems he's been stealing since 1995.
And dear god, watch the ending movie.
Anonymous from Mars
@Anya → #
Posted Saturday 21st June 2008 02:12 GMT
In Circuit City reports Q1 loss as US shoppers unplug
Circuit City is still gradually weeding out the smart people.
We live in Richmond. My roommate works for their tech support hotline, Firedog. He says it's always a struggle to avoid being the one that gets fired that week (apparently competence can do that).
Just recently he had to train a 65 year-old woman who has never used a computer before how to use their hackeneyed programs. Two weeks ago, he also caught his boss (who had left early because he wasn't feeling well) at an OTB parlor.
On another note, I was one of the people who got canned back in the great employee purge. I learned that I didn't have a job when I came in for work one day and all the workstations at the NOC were gone. All of them.
Anonymous from Mars
Bisexuality → #
Posted Wednesday 18th June 2008 09:13 GMT
In Lesbians like straight men, researchers find
I am disappointed in the lack of attention or even acknowledgement of bisexuality by the researchers. That would be very insightful.
Anonymous from Mars
Women → #
Posted Wednesday 21st May 2008 11:15 GMT
In A videogame that truly takes the p*ss
"BTW is there a version for the girls? There's discrimination laws you know."
With practice, women can pee standing up just as well as men. The only discrimination is that they haven't tried.
Anonymous from Mars
@Thats Why I work Naked covered in whipped cream → #
Posted Wednesday 21st May 2008 10:13 GMT
In Teapot backdoor probed by German telescope boffins
Best first comment ever.
Although the whipped cream might cause a reflection!
Anonymous from Mars
@Slavery is back with a Vengeance (Saviour Siblings) → #
Posted Wednesday 21st May 2008 07:28 GMT
In Stem cell researchers claim victory in battle with Church
"How would you feel if you had been born out of a need for your tissue, spare parts supply."
I wouldn't, because I'd be genetically altered to not feel anything as I was being harvested. Pretty convenient, and we already harvest stuff from nearly every living thing except humans these days anyway. At least the humans wouldn't be inhumanely treated. Oh ho!
Screw this debate, mine's the one with the squirrel tail!
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