As Mr Page would no doubt tell you, nobody got any sort of commerical or military shipping ticket without learning to navigate the hard way (dead reckoning, compass bearings, stars, radar).
"a car driving off the edge of a high building to the tune of "Layla" by Eric Clapton?"
Classic! That'd make me buy one of their shitty cars...
I object to ski helmets anyway. Unless you are racing, doing huge air or very gnarly off-piste, you don't need one. But because more people are getting them, you've got all these semi-oblivious people hurtling about with plastic clubs attached to their heads, forcing others to get helmets to protect themselves. Plus one day we'll get made to have them, in the same way as bike helmets.
Just to be constructive for once, I like the way you can make functions constant. Handy in embedded programming where you want minimal codesize and readability.
The guys who built StartPanic.com could stop whinging, download the source and make a fix. (Like making it impossible for script to discover link highlight states).
You can load any app onto a Windows Mobile device, and that isn't changing, so they can run open source or commercial apps that do anything you want.
However, they or the operators do have a switch to change that. I doubt Microsoft will, because it'll bring on court cases - individual operators can (and I think have, believe T-Mobile locked their phones down). But with so much of Windows Mobile market share in enterprises, they need to support the loading of arbitrary enterprise apps or drive this away.
Callaghan's last date for an election was October 1979 (5 years after October 1974). He lost a motion of no-confidence in March after losing the support of the SNP. Had this not happened, he could have voluntarily called an election that spring, or waited until the early autumn.
Doubt the pax lists are ever very accurate. They'll have the people who booked, minus those that met Mexican guys and stayed in Cancun, plus the people the reps sold cheap tickets to in the pub, etc, etc.
If they have ISPs monitor whether people watch the BBC content and demand payment, then only those who watch the content will pay.
That's the same model as encoding the feeds and giving subscription keys to anyone buying a license, or in the traditional world, making it an paid option on Sky, etc.
Either way, they only get pounds from those who actively want the service.
Or, they just get the government to pay them out of general taxation, like the (Australian) ABC.
What's he gonna do for the rest of his life? Twoc cars? Hack cash dispensers?
There's this concept of *rehabilitation*. Anyway, the judge rightly thought that making work for a few geeks wasn't up there with violent crime, and gave him the lowest penalty available (conviction and discharge) that would stop the 'merkins from extraditing him. (Double jeopardy and that).
SLAM/Pluto *was* a Tory aircraft. The reactor was called the Tory.
Interestingly, it produced 30,000lb of thrust according to the reference, which isn't very impressive by modern standards (the Rolls Royce Trent that takes you on your holidays manages at least 53000lb).
Bank sites and anything else that accesses money should use two-factor authentication. Making people generate obscure passwords and change them every 5 minutes is less secure, not more.
For a bunch of sites (like Nature), the password is securing their data, not mine. So they get a very simple password - if they try to force me out of this, chances are I won't use the site at all.
I so want a job there. I'd love to be able to just call customers out as wankers, particularly the sort of pedantic twats that spend their time seeking niggles and security holes in websites.
If I could give Ryan a tip, they could put some code in the site that detects Firefox/Macs/Linux and throws up a message:
"F..k off. Our passengers don't want to fly with sad geeks like you. Stay at home and play on your computer, or get IE6 like a normal chav".
Where maybe they allow casinos, but don't give them special legal protection against those wanting to even up the odds. Then again, if you tried on card counting at Sun City Victoria Falls you'd probably be fed to the (conveniently close by) crocodiles.
I've never acquired any malware in a way that could be prevented by UAC.
My machine is patched and running antivirus and spyware checkers, I've got a firewall - moreover I know what an executable file is and how to assess the risk. I turned off UAC on my Vista box, coz I don't want two or three warnings every time I install software.
Of course, if Microsoft really wanted to secure things, they could move to the iPhone/XBox model - everything has to be tested and approved by Microsoft before it will run. I think that would create much wailing and complaint, though.
Isn't the reason for stuff like the Zune just a holding action to keep Microsoft in the market in case anything comes from that direction to threaten the core OS business? Same with MSN, Windows Mobile, XBox, etc, etc.
Bit of a waste of money though, but it isn't that much money that's being thrown away in terms of MS overall profits. (Online services and devices together lose USD2.7bln. The rest of the business makes USD20bln.)
When IT was fun, I used to stay in the Paramount in New York on my regular trips. It was great, Comme des Garcons clad hotel staff, amazing totty, cocaine fueled drug binges (for others, allegedly).
Made up for spending my day trying to sort out HDLC datalink interfaces at JP Morgan.
(Tried staying in the Royalton once. Real log fires in the rooms. Too snotty though, and accounts banned us from staying there after they got the USD350/night bill. The Paramount came in cheaper than shiteholes like the Marriott, so that was fine with the beancounters).
I had a Powerbook 170 when I worked briefly in marketing. That trackball was the biz. I don't understand why it was the first and last machine to have one.
But all you really need to deal to chavs is a landmine designed to fit under cars of regulation rideheight, but be set off when a lowered Vauxhall Nova or similar passes over it.
What happens if you're going abroad to help people rather than kill them?
If the MoD wants, it could offer to pay its people for things like mobile phone contracts.
I'm more inclined to get my phone from Virgin & O2. I wonder if any Middle Eastern operators give you a contract holiday if you go off to join the Taliban.
(Also, for those demanding that people "support our troops", could I mention that this is a global site. Note everyone reading this is a subject of the New British Empire).
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Rich
Needs a quirk mode → #
Posted Wednesday 10th June 2009 04:04 GMT
In Companies to be Bob the Builder with Firefox 3.5
So that SAP and all that legacy crap will display properly. That's the main job of a browser in most corporates, the Internet is just an extra.
Rich
Enough, really → #
Posted Thursday 4th June 2009 09:19 GMT
In Data-sniffing trojans burrow into Eastern European ATMs
"A secondary menu also allows the person to force the machine to dispense all its cash."
I mean, isn't that enough without all the fluffing around.
Rich
Blanket man next → #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 00:01 GMT
In Her Maj honours NZ wizard
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Hana)
Not to mention cammo lady...
Rich
@mindbrane → #
Posted Tuesday 2nd June 2009 00:01 GMT
In Cisco joins Dow, as GM jettisoned
Sorry, you just failed your Turing Test.
Rich
Quoting Tojo → #
Posted Wednesday 27th May 2009 21:24 GMT
In Summer debut for Judge Dredd computer smart-rifle
"When will people learn that it's not technology that wins wars but brains, daring and a bit of luck"
That's a quote from Japanese Prime Minister Hideki Tōjō, August 5th, 1945.
Rich
Try using a map/chart → #
Posted Thursday 21st May 2009 04:40 GMT
In Worldwide GPS may die in 2010, say US gov
As Mr Page would no doubt tell you, nobody got any sort of commerical or military shipping ticket without learning to navigate the hard way (dead reckoning, compass bearings, stars, radar).
Rich
Where? → #
Posted Wednesday 20th May 2009 23:31 GMT
In NZ Telecom in 'deep' with Apple
Christchurch! Sheep and bogans. TCNZ is run out of Wellington and Auckland.
Rich
Americans *do* eat rabbits → #
Posted Tuesday 19th May 2009 01:22 GMT
In Taking a first bite out of Wolfram Alpha
I had rabbit in a New York restaurant once. It was yum.
The system is obviously being populated with incorrect axioms already.
Rich
Like! → #
Posted Thursday 14th May 2009 00:45 GMT
In Watchdog bans Natasha Richardson ski helmet ad
"a car driving off the edge of a high building to the tune of "Layla" by Eric Clapton?"
Classic! That'd make me buy one of their shitty cars...
I object to ski helmets anyway. Unless you are racing, doing huge air or very gnarly off-piste, you don't need one. But because more people are getting them, you've got all these semi-oblivious people hurtling about with plastic clubs attached to their heads, forcing others to get helmets to protect themselves. Plus one day we'll get made to have them, in the same way as bike helmets.
Rich
So it's a crime to waste time at work → #
Posted Wednesday 13th May 2009 00:06 GMT
In Court upholds 'hacking' charge against smut-surfing worker
So the US didn't abolish slavery after the Civil War then..
Rich
Are we talking slow or fast zombies → #
Posted Tuesday 12th May 2009 08:15 GMT
In London cab & bus trials for satnav speed-governor kit
It's an important distinction, really?
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/916040
Rich
Constant functions → #
Posted Monday 11th May 2009 09:11 GMT
In An unthinking programmer's guide to the new C++
Just to be constructive for once, I like the way you can make functions constant. Handy in embedded programming where you want minimal codesize and readability.
Rich
Firefox is open source → #
Posted Monday 11th May 2009 04:40 GMT
In Site schools world+dog in browsing history pilfering
The guys who built StartPanic.com could stop whinging, download the source and make a fix. (Like making it impossible for script to discover link highlight states).
Rich
What people said → #
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 09:20 GMT
In Microsoft blocks dirty dozen apps from mobile store
You can load any app onto a Windows Mobile device, and that isn't changing, so they can run open source or commercial apps that do anything you want.
However, they or the operators do have a switch to change that. I doubt Microsoft will, because it'll bring on court cases - individual operators can (and I think have, believe T-Mobile locked their phones down). But with so much of Windows Mobile market share in enterprises, they need to support the loading of arbitrary enterprise apps or drive this away.
Rich
IT overloading → #
Posted Tuesday 5th May 2009 09:40 GMT
In Unicode bloat blights SAP upgrades
A terabyte disk costs a few hundred bucks. That's enough for 4000 unicode chars on everyone in the UK.
It's hard not to include that this is another instance of the IT industry making a huge meal of a very simple problem.
Rich
Further correction → #
Posted Tuesday 5th May 2009 09:05 GMT
In How to turn votes into tax free cash
Callaghan's last date for an election was October 1979 (5 years after October 1974). He lost a motion of no-confidence in March after losing the support of the SNP. Had this not happened, he could have voluntarily called an election that spring, or waited until the early autumn.
Rich
Charter flights → #
Posted Monday 4th May 2009 08:14 GMT
In Home Office 'ring of steel' fails the pig plague test
Doubt the pax lists are ever very accurate. They'll have the people who booked, minus those that met Mexican guys and stayed in Cancun, plus the people the reps sold cheap tickets to in the pub, etc, etc.
Rich
He could always talk to the Koreans → #
Posted Wednesday 22nd April 2009 22:26 GMT
In Branson mothership bottom smacked in 'touch & go' incident
The Huge-Dong 3 or whatever it's called seems to be close to working. They could blast rich people into space on that..
Rich
It was devolution → #
Posted Monday 20th April 2009 10:32 GMT
In Facebook vote a 'massive con trick' says privacy advocate
Not independence that was on offer.
Rich
It's a subscription model each way → #
Posted Wednesday 8th April 2009 09:14 GMT
In BBC Trust moots new licence laws to cope with net
If they have ISPs monitor whether people watch the BBC content and demand payment, then only those who watch the content will pay.
That's the same model as encoding the feeds and giving subscription keys to anyone buying a license, or in the traditional world, making it an paid option on Sky, etc.
Either way, they only get pounds from those who actively want the service.
Or, they just get the government to pay them out of general taxation, like the (Australian) ABC.
Rich
Would you guys mind? → #
Posted Tuesday 7th April 2009 09:08 GMT
In A Geeks Guide2 ...Hacking
If I order a copy using a credit card number that isn't my own?
Rich
In the olden days → #
Posted Tuesday 7th April 2009 08:58 GMT
In How gov scapegoats systems for man-made errors
In the 70's, my skool had 800 kids and one school secretary who handled all the admin without benefit of computers. Not sure why they need them now?
Rich
That is very clever → #
Posted Thursday 2nd April 2009 23:03 GMT
In UK operation patents DVD lockdown
One of the few patents that actually deserve to be granted.
It might not actually work in the real world, but it's a really elegant solution.
Rich
Interesting → #
Posted Friday 27th March 2009 10:28 GMT
In Oracle and HP proposed joint Sun dismemberment deal
That it would be ok for Oracle to kill the only free database option? Can you imagine the comments if Microsoft was trying to acquire Firefox..
Rich
Don't panic Mr Mainwaring → #
Posted Friday 27th March 2009 04:24 GMT
In Firefox exploit sends Mozilla into 'high-priority fire drill' mode
Don't Panic! Fix Bayonets! They don't like it up em Mr Mainwairing, they don't like it...
Rich
If he doesn't get a job → #
Posted Tuesday 24th March 2009 20:36 GMT
In Kiwi telecom inks contract with convicted hacker
What's he gonna do for the rest of his life? Twoc cars? Hack cash dispensers?
There's this concept of *rehabilitation*. Anyway, the judge rightly thought that making work for a few geeks wasn't up there with violent crime, and gave him the lowest penalty available (conviction and discharge) that would stop the 'merkins from extraditing him. (Double jeopardy and that).
Rich
Pr0n → #
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 11:24 GMT
In Microsoft's Silverlight for mobile to muscle iPhone
Deep zoom eh?
It'll be the tool of choice for mobile pr0n..
Rich
Tory aircraft → #
Posted Monday 23rd March 2009 10:54 GMT
In DARPA orders hypersonic Nazi Doodlebug engine
SLAM/Pluto *was* a Tory aircraft. The reactor was called the Tory.
Interestingly, it produced 30,000lb of thrust according to the reference, which isn't very impressive by modern standards (the Rolls Royce Trent that takes you on your holidays manages at least 53000lb).
Rich
+1 to Charles → #
Posted Friday 13th March 2009 12:51 GMT
In Nature security breach prompts password reset
Exactly Charles.
Bank sites and anything else that accesses money should use two-factor authentication. Making people generate obscure passwords and change them every 5 minutes is less secure, not more.
For a bunch of sites (like Nature), the password is securing their data, not mine. So they get a very simple password - if they try to force me out of this, chances are I won't use the site at all.
Rich
Not just mics → #
Posted Monday 9th March 2009 23:01 GMT
In Ofcom plots out wireless mic future
You also have radio pickups on guitars and stuff.
I think you can engineer around the latency, but it's an expensive hobby for short run equipment - much easier to use an old fashioned analogue radio.
Rich
Wrong terminology → #
Posted Friday 6th March 2009 01:42 GMT
In Israelis develop 'safe' plutonium: good for power, bad for weapons
Americium isn't a rare earth, it's an actinide.
Rich
"than other codes" → #
Posted Thursday 5th March 2009 05:14 GMT
In Developers more 'satisfied' with PHP than other codes
Is this sun-speak or something? It's a programming *language*.
Rich
Range of 80's Suzuki motorcycles → #
Posted Monday 2nd March 2009 10:40 GMT
In DARPA orders 'Katana' monoblade nano-copter
Katana was used for Suzuki's "futuristic" range of high-end bikes in the 80's:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzuki_Katana
Rich
Or worse? → #
Posted Thursday 26th February 2009 22:19 GMT
In Cambridge security boffins slam banking card readers
What, you're harmlessly taking a hundred quid out the cashy and a chainsaw springs out and takes your legs off at the knees?
Rich
Giz a job → #
Posted Wednesday 25th February 2009 22:12 GMT
In Ryanair trades blows with 'idiot blogger'
I so want a job there. I'd love to be able to just call customers out as wankers, particularly the sort of pedantic twats that spend their time seeking niggles and security holes in websites.
If I could give Ryan a tip, they could put some code in the site that detects Firefox/Macs/Linux and throws up a message:
"F..k off. Our passengers don't want to fly with sad geeks like you. Stay at home and play on your computer, or get IE6 like a normal chav".
That should get them a bit more publicity.
Rich
If the troops weren't in someone elses country → #
Posted Tuesday 24th February 2009 01:29 GMT
In Gadget-buying Taliban 5th column in Blighty - shock!
They wouldn't have the people who live there trying to kill them.
Rich
Certificates → #
Posted Thursday 19th February 2009 22:36 GMT
In Hacker pokes new hole in secure sockets layer
"the tool uses a proxy on the local area network that contains a valid SSL certificate"
You'd have to identify yourself to get such a certificate, right?
Rich
I think they modified GSM → #
Posted Thursday 19th February 2009 22:36 GMT
In Airline pilots told to switch off mobile phones
I believe the GSM system was modified many years ago to deal with high-altitude/high-speed devices attempting to connect.
Apparently (GA) pilots here in NZ use phones quite a lot, sometimes with unfortunate consequences:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10552399
Rich
There are countries other than the US → #
Posted Wednesday 18th February 2009 02:53 GMT
In US gambling capital bans iPhone card counter
Where maybe they allow casinos, but don't give them special legal protection against those wanting to even up the odds. Then again, if you tried on card counting at Sun City Victoria Falls you'd probably be fed to the (conveniently close by) crocodiles.
Rich
I've never had a problem → #
Posted Monday 16th February 2009 05:42 GMT
In Wanna see how to use Win 7 UAC to pwn a PC?
I've never acquired any malware in a way that could be prevented by UAC.
My machine is patched and running antivirus and spyware checkers, I've got a firewall - moreover I know what an executable file is and how to assess the risk. I turned off UAC on my Vista box, coz I don't want two or three warnings every time I install software.
Of course, if Microsoft really wanted to secure things, they could move to the iPhone/XBox model - everything has to be tested and approved by Microsoft before it will run. I think that would create much wailing and complaint, though.
Rich
Not the point? → #
Posted Wednesday 28th January 2009 05:36 GMT
In Time to axe Microsoft's Zune
Isn't the reason for stuff like the Zune just a holding action to keep Microsoft in the market in case anything comes from that direction to threaten the core OS business? Same with MSN, Windows Mobile, XBox, etc, etc.
Bit of a waste of money though, but it isn't that much money that's being thrown away in terms of MS overall profits. (Online services and devices together lose USD2.7bln. The rest of the business makes USD20bln.)
Rich
Back in the day → #
Posted Tuesday 27th January 2009 04:07 GMT
In Iron Maiden
axecut ribbon on 'rock’n’roll' hotelWhen IT was fun, I used to stay in the Paramount in New York on my regular trips. It was great, Comme des Garcons clad hotel staff, amazing totty, cocaine fueled drug binges (for others, allegedly).
Made up for spending my day trying to sort out HDLC datalink interfaces at JP Morgan.
(Tried staying in the Royalton once. Real log fires in the rooms. Too snotty though, and accounts banned us from staying there after they got the USD350/night bill. The Paramount came in cheaper than shiteholes like the Marriott, so that was fine with the beancounters).
Rich
Mac IIe's were good machines → #
Posted Monday 26th January 2009 03:05 GMT
In 25 years of Mac - the good, the bad, and the cheese grater
Especially with the CPM plug in card.
I had a Powerbook 170 when I worked briefly in marketing. That trackball was the biz. I don't understand why it was the first and last machine to have one.
Rich
Yeah, right → #
Posted Thursday 22nd January 2009 01:18 GMT
In C dominated 2008's open-source project nursery
So basically, their PR department, which compiled this press release, doesn't know the difference between C, C++ and possibly C#.
Rich
You would have to → #
Posted Thursday 22nd January 2009 01:18 GMT
In Airline ticket receipt scam spreads malware
- Not have a virus checker running in your email chain or PC
- Not have a mail rule that bans ZIP files with EXEs (ok, these are annoying)
- Ignore all the warnings that any recent system shows about running an EXE.
Rich
@David S → #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 21:12 GMT
In DHS deploys undercar Kraken tentacle-bombs
I read that as DHSS too.
But all you really need to deal to chavs is a landmine designed to fit under cars of regulation rideheight, but be set off when a lowered Vauxhall Nova or similar passes over it.
Rich
Tiny? → #
Posted Monday 19th January 2009 21:00 GMT
In Addonics NASU2 micro USB NAS adaptor
75x30x25 isn't tiny. The size of a USB key would be tiny. The size of a plug would be really tiny.
Also, given it needs powering, wireless would be cool.
Rich
I reckon a shotgun would deal to one of those. → #
Posted Friday 16th January 2009 10:11 GMT
In Brit forces get hoverstare ducted-fan droid
You can just see some of the posher bits of the army putting an order in for a brace of Purdeys.
Rich
What about other workers → #
Posted Friday 16th January 2009 00:22 GMT
In No military mobile bill-waiver from O2 and Virgin
What happens if you're going abroad to help people rather than kill them?
If the MoD wants, it could offer to pay its people for things like mobile phone contracts.
I'm more inclined to get my phone from Virgin & O2. I wonder if any Middle Eastern operators give you a contract holiday if you go off to join the Taliban.
(Also, for those demanding that people "support our troops", could I mention that this is a global site. Note everyone reading this is a subject of the New British Empire).
Rich
Plenty of pros around → #
Posted Thursday 15th January 2009 02:41 GMT
In Wikimedia taps mystery sugardaddy for advisory board
In a typical 5* Mexican hotel..
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