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* Posts by Jango

12 posts • joined Friday 1st February 2008 15:38 GMT

Jango

Engineer ?  

In Vote, vote, vote for Barbie the computer engineer

Paris Hilton

But Barbie's blonde ....

Paris - cuz she's in the same league

Jango

iPad  

In Steve Jobs re-invents the portable telly

Megaphone

iPad .... reminds me of the Mad TV skit I saw a few years ago. A must watch if you ask me

Jango

Workarounds ?  

In Windows 7's dirty secrets revealed

Boffin

The author speaks as though only Windows kernel is full of workarounds ... give me a break! Look around you .... anyone who has worked on the Linux source code will know that it is full of workarounds and magic numbers and all that jazz.

Workarounds are the way software is written, so as not to sacrifice backward compatibilty . Its a necessary evil, albeit one that could be avoided with a very well planned design. Get used to it!

Jango

Epic Fail  

In WarMouse pushes gamers' buttons with OOMouse

FAIL

Did they really have to make it as clumsy as OpenOffice? Haven't they heard of Keep It Simple Stupid

Jango

Strange Case  

In Google sued for super-skinny Chrome polishing

WTF?

I remember working on the exact same algorithm a few years ago. The patent in question was based upon a research paper 'Compressing differences in executable code'. One of the co-authors of this paper Udi Manber now works for Google I think. So the original author has helped write Courgette, but a different company holds a patent ... interesting to see how this will pan out given the pathetic US patent system

Jango

The Reg losing quality!  

In Steve Ballmer's Windows 7 dance party

Dead Vulture

Is it just me ? Lately I see unwarranted criticism of anything MS on the reg.

C'mon reg, you are supposed to report, not just launch into mindless ranting about something MS has pulled off. The world would indeed be a sad place if MS was just like Apple.

Infact, it just seems like reg has become the Apple tamed press lots of other sites report about!

Jango

Hooray for KDE!  

In Mono man accuses Mac Gtk+ fans of jeopardizing Linux desktop

Thumb Up

With the slick KDE-4 now released, I hope to see more developers switching sides.

To quote Linus Torvalds - "I personally just encourage people to switch to KDE. This 'users are idiots, and are confused by functionality' mentality of Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it. I don't use Gnome, because in striving to be simple, it has long since reached the point where it simply doesn't do what I need it to do. Please, just tell people to use KDE."

Jango

Game Console  

In Apple buys chip maker

Could it be for the game consoles that Apple reportedly filed a patent application for as reported a few months ago ??? But I'm not sure if the acquired chip makers can design processors of that Calibre

Jango

About time ...  

In Hacker blasts Mac clone maker's licence 'violation'

Jobs Horns

About time somebody gave Apple the bird. Maybe they are afraid people will realize how they have been dishing out more bucks just for the half eaten fruit logo when something cheaper is better or more likely they'll start seeing how crappy OSX is once it needs to run (or more likely crash) on other non-Apple hardware. But who can reason with them mactards - "In the land of the blind, Stevie is the king".

Jango

Sounds good but ...  

In Rock rolls out 12in, 1kg sub-notebook

Thumb Down

... how fast will the memory hogging OS run on 1GB RAM and a non-core2duo processor ?

Jango

Why on Earth ?  

In Pregnant man to hit Oprah with ultrasound

Now that sounds as a shock !!!

Jango

This is what happens when you get stinking rich ....  

In Ballmer! explains! hostile! Yahoo! bid!

You had better spend those billions rectifying and optimising your crappy softwares Ballmer