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* Posts by LINCARD1000

35 posts • joined Sunday 30th March 2008 11:34 GMT

LINCARD1000

"lol" is not a form of punctuation.   

In How FBI, police busted massive botnet

Terminator

Just makes you look stupid when you post like that in a forum run by and for technically literate people. That is all.

LINCARD1000

C'mon guys, really?  

In Controversy rages over robot vasectomy reversal in Florida

Coat

Am I going to have to be the first person to say it? In 2010 for crying out loud?

"I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that..."

LINCARD1000

Yes, culture   

In France floats Google music-and-movie tax

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France has plenty of culture. They're well known for their cheese and yogurt aren't they?

LINCARD1000

@Moss Icely Spaceport   

In Accused phone thief snared after phone sends pic to victim

Troll

...for the same reason certain people of a specific miniature genitalia demographic like large/expensive sports vehicles.

LINCARD1000

Norway =/= Privacy  

In Norway warns Amazon against Kindle launch

FAIL

Yeah, this is the country where everyone's tax records/earnings can be simply looked up without restriction on publicly available websites...

And they're worried about privacy. What a freakin' joke. FAIL Norway, FAIL HARD.

LINCARD1000

80 miles, really?  

In Volkswagen unveils Yorkshire-friendly e-car

FAIL

Geeze, that's pretty crap. The 'Think' e-cars we have in Norway can do better than that and they're not that wonderful. Real-world driving, 170 km on one battery charge (albeit that takes about 9 hours from whoa-to-go). That being said, they're still shite cars.

Either get the charging of these battery packs down to 20 or so minutes to 80% charge or something realistic, or vastly increase the range of them.

This is the 21st century - if we cant have our freakin' flying cars, at least give us something fully electric that's not complete pants.

Ta muchly.

LINCARD1000

@Jean-Luc  

In NASA review: Forget about boots on Mars by 2030

Alien

Spot on, mate. Although getting disgusting human flesh-bags onto other planets (be it the moon or Mars) might be all romantic and sexy in the public imagination, it is horribly, *horribly* inefficient. Unmanned missions all over the place are a much cheaper, quicker and better proposition.

Over time while more experience and expertise with robotic missions is gained, technology will advance. At that stage when we have the proper technology and expertise to sustain human life (safely & easily) in those extreme environments, automate the construction of suitable transport and habitation.

Much better than flinging our pudgy, squidgy, delicate selves out beyond the protection of our planet in the short term. Think of all that payload weight that can be used for scientific packages, new experimental propulsion methods (etc) instead of being wasted on life-support and habitation. Humans may be able to do some things better than machines, but at what cost?

LINCARD1000

Fixing Friends/Relatives computers  

In BOFH: Hammer time!

Grenade

Funny because it's true. Even attractive young people who know nothing about electronics can have crap machines. Nice one, Simon :-)

Grenade for what happens to my sinuses every time I tried in the past to fix a friend/relative's computer and ended up inhaling glub only knows what sort of spores and crud from the orgy of horror inside the case.

LINCARD1000

The French Government Are The Terrorists  

In Explosive French workers threaten second factory

Flame

Cast your mind back to the 80's when French secret service agents bombed and sank the Greenpeace ship 'Rainbow Warrior' while it was tied up at the Wharf in central Auckland (NZ), killing a crew-member onboard at the time.

Although the culprits were caught, they were later handed over by the NZ Govt to the French Govt who would ostensibly incarcerate them on their native soil. Instead they were released and given commendations (anecdotal I believe). The NZ Govt caved under immense pressure from the French Govt who threatened to blockade NZ agricultural exports into Europe, one of the bigger markets for NZ produce at the time.

As for France? Bulldoze the whole goddamned country and turn it into a bloody parking lot, I say. Bolshy workers, the Government, all of it.

PS: French wine blows goats.

LINCARD1000

@AC "Yeah RIght"  

In NZ lad punts nude mum snaps on net

Badgers

TradeMe might not be an internationally recognised name, but it's NZ's biggest internet auction-site, that was bought out by some Ocker media conglomerate for a rather boggling (for NZ) sum of money a few years back.

It's doing very well for its buyer, also. Much easier to use/navigate than eBay.

LINCARD1000

I'll pass...  

In Smera tilting e-car debuts in Paris

Stop

Wake me when Carver come up with an electric version of their stunning Carver-One.

LINCARD1000

Who needs tastebuds?  

In Welsh mum amazed by Marmite Messiah

Coat

THE POWER OF CRUST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CRUST COMPELS YOU!

LINCARD1000

Who needs tastebuds?  

In Atomsmasher boffins probe duff whisky deluge

Flame

SCIENCE!

LINCARD1000

Worse than MS vs Mac vs Linux tards  

In General Atomics unwraps new, Stealth(y) robot war-jet

Flame

Gah! Save us from the aircraft/engineering/physics geeks!

LINCARD1000

Obviously not *enough* research done  

In Naming the Palm Prē: Strategy Boutique OD's on joss-sticks

Boffin

In many circles (don't ask) 'pre' is used as a shortened version of 'pre-cum'.

Not entirely sure that I would have been brave enough to try and name a product after something like that, but it'll be somewhat amusing to see men and women proudly showing other people their 'Prē'...

*snigger*

Boffin with safety glasses because getting that stuff in your eyes stings.

LINCARD1000

NOMS?  

In Failed probation system 'masterclass in sloppy management'

Coat

C'mon guys, you missed a prime opportunity here. Cost overruns etc? Surely the byline should be "Om nom nom nom NOMS"?

Thank you, thank you, you've been a great audience, I'll be here all night...

LINCARD1000

Calling Satan...  

In Sexy Namir sportster to rewrite fuel economy rulebook?

Go

One soul for sale.

GIMME GIMME GIMME!! O_O Do want.

I don't care if you have to feed this thing kittens, puppy-dogs or babies to make it go...

LINCARD1000

AC can die in a fire  

In Street View vehicle kills Bambi

Flame

"What if this had been a young child? Will no one think of the children?"

Anyone who uses phrases like this needs a good, swift kick in the bollocks. Just go die in a fire. There are too many people thinking of these bloody children as it is - YOU are the reason so many stupid and inane laws get put on the books in the first place.

Will no-one think of PERSONAL BLOODY RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR OWN ACTIONS?

Children shouldn't be playing on the roads. And they should be taught basic road safety. And if they are too young to be left unsupervised in the first place.

Will no-one think of PARENTS WHO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY?

So AC - Shut. The. Hell. Up.

Accidents happen you lot. It's unpleasant but it's life.

That is all.

LINCARD1000

@ Trevor Watt  

In US Army working on 'exploding marmalade' missile tech

Boffin

Dude, at the velocity and force it will arrive at on your toast, you're worried about the *taste*?

LINCARD1000

Hmm...  

In Oz cops cuff Jungle Jane pump-and-dump perv

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Judging by that picture, no wonder he was shagging inflatable sex-toys. What real woman (or man, for that matter) would want to shag *that*?

LINCARD1000

Finally!  

In Flab-fighting EV powered by pizza

Heart

All that exercise rubbish aside, FINALLY we have a sexy NIC* powered vehicle. Kudos on the design, but what's the bet if anything like that is put into production it will be altered to look like arse.

*Non Internal Combustion powerplant

LINCARD1000

Vegetarians  

In Mixed reviews for semen-based recipe book

Go

Well, *some* vegetarians have no problem with it at all.

LINCARD1000

@A.N Other  

In Mercedes reveals plug-in, fuel-cell concept cars

Boffin

Here in Norge, most businesses that offer employee or customer parking in covered garages actually have reserved carparks with electrical outlets specifically for 'leccy powered vehicles.

Those vehicles are also allowed to use the bus/taxi lanes on the motorways.

So, the Norweegies are actually quite progressive in that respect. Who'd a thunk it?

LINCARD1000

Huh, not completely hideous  

In Mercedes reveals plug-in, fuel-cell concept cars

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Actually that design for a hybrid (etc) vehicle isn't as butt-awful as some of the other designs that various manufacturers have come up with. After all, you can always swap out those wheels for something less ugly.

Perhaps the Germans have a bit more design sense than some of their fruitier neighbours, go figure.

LINCARD1000

@TeeCee  

In Swiss Mindset reveals E-Motion sports EV

Joke

Spot on comment about the Gerry Anderson theme...

The 1970's called, they want their design back.

Joke icon, because whoever designed this is definitely pulling *someone's* leg.

LINCARD1000

Reluctant agreement  

In Pininfarina B0 production schedule slips

Go

While not overly attractive, and *not* something that I'd probably ever look at buying were it to become available, you have to give our Italian friends credit for designing something that doesn't look it was designed by an escapee from the 1950's on acid.

As so many others commentards have harped on about, why not design electric cars that are actually attractive. And if they can't be sexy, how about at least make them look somewhat ordinary.

LINCARD1000

SharkPC  

In Intel, Asus plead with Web 2.0 for notebook of the future

Coat

Guys guys guys (and Gal, sorry Sarah)... you forgot to picture that shark being jumped over...

Mines the one with a remora clinging to it..

LINCARD1000

@ Fluffykins  

In NASA probe finds opals in Martian crevices

Paris Hilton

There's a... err... "technical" term for those. They're called 'sootikins'.

I hate to think about the girls you've known... gross.

LINCARD1000

Yeah... scary  

In HP Monsters spew data center ad jargon

Coat

It is frightening.. Frighteningly BAD.

Mine's the one with skidmarks in the undies...

LINCARD1000

Somebody send...  

In Coming soon: Spider-Man - The Musical!

Flame

...that man a huge box full of angry Katipo spiders. Or funnel-webs, or brown recluses, or something...

LINCARD1000

Nice - flash drive upgradeable?  

In Samsung unveils Small, Cheap Computer

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All criticisms at the price and availability of XP aside, this is actually one of the best looking netbooks of the lot I reckon... Question is, would it be relatively easy to 'upgrade' to one of those flash drive thingamies at a later date?

LINCARD1000

ebay.co.nz?  

In NZ in 'Old Bo***ck Road' balls-up

Alert

Screw bloody ebay. Bunch of feckin' pricks. trademe.co.nz for the win!

LINCARD1000

Kill me *first*  

In Coming soon: Facebook - The Movie!

Dead Vulture

I couldn't imagine anything more frackin' boring. Are these people really that hard up for material?

LINCARD1000

@ AC - You think Phorm's bad...  

In US Congress questions legality of Phorm and the Phormettes

Unhappy

Mate, nicely said. When visiting the US a few years back, I gave up trying to get any *real* news on the TV there. It was all either local (US only) stuff, or mindless fluff. But having said that, it's not just the US. It's happening in a lot of other Western countries as well, as they all feed off the same teet. Please don't think I am US-bashing here, either. Hell, I can even appreciate why some Americans are quite ignorant about international affairs, when it's not that easy for them to get access to unbiased international (or local!) news without a lot of effort and searching on their part.

Australia is probably one of the worst, but then I can see Oz becoming the 53rd (or whatever) US state, in my lifetime.

LINCARD1000

Re: Stickle-Bricks  

In El Reg reconstructs Heathrow T5 chaos

Happy

My favorite toy growing up. Not just limited to guns, either :-) Ah, trip down memory lane. Do they still make them?