Another middle aged man acting like a spoiled kid.

Just what the IT industry needs.

I can't wait to see how this turns out, it's as if Apple is paying him as well to completely screw Google-up too.

Paris, because it's been too long without her and she knows acting like a complete buffoon in public won't do you any harm.

a Nelson off The Simpsons pointing and doing a "ha-ha" icon.

Another company trying to lock us into their hardware and crappy OS.

Samsung have the WORST user experience of all phones and now they expect us to buy one because it does Twitter?

I think not.

I seem to remember Vodafone was doing a similar thing with 360, but that seems to have dies too.

I knew they were the reason for all this trouble.

Again, Samsung seem to miss the simple things that are the difference between a good and a great product.

Colour temperature on the sample shots were all over the place.

Nice for weekend snappers, but it's not as good as a flip.

Also, no 25fps?

6 Music needs to be sold not closed.

Commercial stations are appeased because they have a ready-made (tiny) audience and can then stop moaning like spoiled girls about how The BBC takes all their listeners because their programmes are so much better - oh boo hooo!

6Music Listener(s) is/are happy because they get to keep all the "really great" content and fab presenters like Gideon "I'm so hip and down with the kids that I still take the bus into work, but refuse to acknowledge people saying hello to me because I'm also very cool as well" Coe

BBC happy because they get to save money + a few quid spare, BBC staff happy because they get to keep a job.

Daily Mail happy because they ... what am I thinking? DM readers will never be happy until the Nazi party takes over and executes anyone who isn't like them,

Motorola (once the lame duck of the mobile world) seem to have found their way again.

I hope the actual form is a good as it looks.

It's always cold here, IBM could build a DC in Cardiff or somewhere in Northumberland.

Finally I can see the future becoming bright again (or is that the glow of the raid clusters?)

Who in the strategy department came up with this one then?

Face it; people use Facebook for friends and Linkedin for business.

If Linkedin got of their lazy corporate arses and released a whit label version, every intranet in the world would be fare game.

Sorry Google, your world domination looks like it's stuck at search and maps.

Nice to see the human hunger to solving problems is still alive and well!

It'll be interesting to see what can be done with the iPad.

Seems strange that such a simple change to the player functionality isn't standard (as on iProducts).

What about all of us that like long playing albums or dance mixes?

I hope the product turns out better than their website.

It seems that this song has been around for nearly 30 years, I'm amazed that someone from the clearing arm of this publisher didn't bring the case before.

Poor old MAW, they never seem to be able to get any luck with their work.

I feel the most sorry for the rest of the band who reportedly got virtually nothing from all the songs.

Sorry, when did the UK get taken over by the East German government circa 1973?

...are the reason the human race is so adaptive, we see a challenge and we try to beat it.

Good work that man.

I think it shows that even in an environment hostile to change it can be overcome

10/10

The mayor of this town is a complete genius.

Imagine Darling authorising the payments of speeding fines to Honda Jazz drivers.

It's a nice idea, but wouldn't work here.

Well written and with clear thinking to boot.

We've all know for ages the end is near for newspapers, let's hope the same can be said for 24 hour news channels one day.

I yearn for the day of "just the facts" and the comments are reserved for the editor's page.

Regulate it through legislation and we'd see a drop in sex slavery overnight.

Do I have to think of everything?

The same goes for some controlled substances like cannabis, MDMA and other leisure-based substances.

Paris, because she knows that money really can buy you love.

I wonder if this report was funded by them?

Nukes in space? Hasn't Hollywood shown us anything in their films? You have to "nuke the *planet* from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

How much more will the average traveller need to endure?

And when this current level of security is decreased, will that mean the scanners will be decommissioned?

What these ships really need is a proper 'watch' to look out for these marauders.

A

s Ross Kemp explains to us [Ross Kemp on Pirates $ky 1], the boats they use are tiny and they attack at the rear of the larger vessel over powering the crew once they have climbed aboard.

Maybe the days of a convoy are soon to return?

Vomit cannon? - you're having a giraffe.

The South Koreans are indeed a skilled and ingenious people.

How quickly they have become such a serious global manufacturer.

It's not India that others need to watch closely.

Good for them!

Now it will be shit chocolate and outsourced staff to Eastern Europe.

Remember when Nestle changed the Kit Kat chocolate?

Still SE haven't managed to put gap-less playback on any of their phones as standard.

I wonder why?

Their media players have this working, so what's the problem SE?

Electric cars are all well and good, but maybe if they were built a bit lighter.....

If the average car journey to work is usually made as a solo event, one would ponder why bother with 3 extra seats/doors etc.?

'Hugo' or 'Giles' drive like maniacs along the M4 every day pulling their body weight, fuel, golf clubs and 3 unused seats, doors etc. Wouldn't the better plan be to make a luxury solo car for commuting? This would save weight and production costs.

Just an idea.

The most difficult to deal with bunch of chancers I have ever had the misfortune to deal with.

Please can we have a Nelson [Simpsons] doing a "Ha Ha" icon.

Paris because she usually gets satisfaction from 12 people at once.

That's less than some companies spend on internal comms.

I can't wait to see the finished project.

On the Space 1999 suggestion, Moonbase Alpha was almost destroyed by the angry inhabitants of a planet the Queller Drive inadvertently destroyed.

You can get all-excited about it by reading the synopsis here:

http://www.fanderson.org.uk/epguides/spaceyr1eg3.html#Episode%20Twelve

The episode after next is better because Brian Blessed is in it.

So instead here's a link:

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa39/snud/nelson_ha_ha.jpg

I am troubled by the idea of the amount of effort to lift the aeroplane and the amount of fuel it can carry, won't VTOL from a ship greatly reduce the range the pilot can operate at?

Did we think this one through?

Bono sez:

"The immutable laws of bandwidth tell us we’re just a few years away from being able to download an entire season of 24 in 24 seconds."

Get back to moaning about the environment and write some decent songs for once you self religious [ill-informed] fuckwit!

How shallow?

As someone who spent ten years behind the mic, I can't say I'm sorry to hear he got canned.

Nice bit of PR for the station, however, I would wonder if he'll be working in the UK market for a long while.

If radio is his main source of income I'd think he may need to retrain for a career in I.T.

A stupid thing to do, even on a supposedly hip and groovy station.

Even though you think it, you don't say anything about the Queen or Royal Family on radio. There are scores of estabilshment-crazed zealots (and even worse) automated logging stations all over.

What a dick head!

Excellent news about this project.

I think the project will be fraught with problems caused by NewsCorp's PR department, but it's a good step forward.

Now all we need is for an IP backbone that can stand all this additional traffic.

but I do worry about the relevance to IT....

Oh, of course..

*slaps forehead*

Merry Xmas

Yes yes, that's all very well, but I bet the UX is as bad as all the other Android phones..

It's no wonder Apple do so well, instead of getting engineers to design their stuff, they work on the UX first.

Whenever I see some EU-based crapness based around security and other bollocks its usually Sir Hiss who's got his fingers on it.

Massive fail and we can't even vote him out now.

My friend is still going.

I expect to watch his progress on badly shot video shown on Al-Jazera.

Poor lamb!

Thank goodness they had the good sense to get A&B to do the DJ work.

The track is Buzz by Tranquillity Base trance fans.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-xirUAWj9w

That's the attitude that brought Stalin's secret service so much power.

What an utter c*nt!

Someone must have put LSD in the tea at Labour Central.

Quote:

"While Redmond schemes of making the Xbox 360 a complete media hub for households by adding more and more popular third-party services,"

They could also go a long way to making this happen if they sorted out the fans that make more noise than any other console on the market, awful overheating and reliability issues etc..... just a thought......

Finally we can have cars that sound like the ones in THX 1138.

Actually, I'm surprised nobody came up with this idea earlier.

I hope someone like Saab (Koenigsegg) or Audi will have a go and see what could really be achieved.

I think the earlier comment about EA was a bit rough.