It's not just El Reg, I also noticed that my flag* has orange on it as well and on Paddies day too! For Shame.

*by "my flag " I mean the Irish one as opposed to the Oirish, whose flag probably has stars and stripes on it and ne'er a hint of green.

So they have an image of the student taken using the spy kit, which is only used when laptops are stolen or lost. So was the laptop reported stolen or lost? I assume not, so this make their statement complete and utter tosh.

that must make them unique among coffin nails

because they're all complaining. Once people are resigned to it then they will start to gauge responses.

"Passengers must not be selected on the basis of personal characteristics"

(i.e. on a basis that may constitute discrimination such as gender, age, race or ethnic origin)."*cut*

...

detailed protocols which are not published because,

we are told, they contain security sensitive information which includes selection criteria on those chosen for scanning*paste*

(i.e. on a basis that may constitute discrimination such as gender, age, race or ethnic origin)."

a single individual complained and a total ban didn't take place?!

Every sample image I've seen for full body scanners look like low quality photos with the colours inverted, but the image on that clip is just a useless red blob. So what is the quality of the images that these things show?

wow they really know how to crack down on animal cruelty. On a side note, I once considered spending $300 to enter a bird.

so the women is naked and users must drag and drop clothes on to her.

those who can do those who can't teach?

We can Henrys hand come out of the screen and slap us in the face. Ok it was two weeks ago, I'm over it and I swear I'm not bitter. Now if the FAI would just shut up we might be able to move on we some dignity intact.

Sony are releasing 3D-enabled Blu-ray players for the World Cup that's pretty cool but I think I'll wait for the 3D-enabled Blu-ray beach volleyball players myself.

Just tell me where they are and I'll let you have a share, I'm not greedy how does 50:50 sound? No? Ok Tell me or the kitty dies!

Not a problem we also provide a huge selection of,um, books on, eh, photography. I wait with bated breath for part 2.

Careful now.

She is a convicted felon, whereas I don't think Osama bin Laden is, so he's ok.

So if the publication can generate more than £10K profit from libeling someone why would they not do it?

on a plane.

There fixed that for you

type shithole,england into Google Maps?

or should that be ****! "****ing" can only be read as sucking right? cause using the "F" word doesn't really make sense. So why all the astericks?

Animal corpses ie dead people fuel figther jets. Fighter jets kill people. Perfect.

You have to keep moving your head to the music or it stops playing.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/dracula_caged/

The jukes of El Hazard?

"I shook hands with the door handle and it responded by opening the door, I was an invited guest your Honour."

Can't see that defence working but I look forward to hearing of the outcome of anyone who has tried it.

And I used to deride celebs for calling their spawn things like Fifi-pixie-belle-peaches-blossom-whats-her-face. Maybe they're on to something.

Yes it's important to maintain good relations with the media, such as not investigating or prosecuting them for listening to peoples voice mails. Otherwise the MET might really find themselves in trouble.