Glad Avatar got chuff all other than what it deserved. Fantastic looking crap film.

That being said, I don't think Hurt Locker was any more deserving, that's crap too. Honestly, a film about a guy who acts like a complete tit and continually gets his oppos into shite, up to and including one of them being shot. Yeah, thanks for that fucktard, this ain't CoD, I don't get to respawn somewhere with a pair of shiny new legs...

I would imagine that it was the tedious plot and atrocious acting what done for him...

...either...

And climb back under whichever rock it is you emerged from...

Insert your own gag...

...will rule the world one day, this is just the first of many stories that will surface. Mark my words, soon you'll be working for them...

...watch it someday.

I'm now thinking, that little old man I see coming and going from my block isn't there to see Bert & Ethel in 12a downstairs. He's actually disappearing through one of the many doorways in the hall and entering some dark, dank loft space in the building. Once there, he'll be plugging in a set of headphones, firing up some screens, and monitoring all internet activity...

...pass me the skins, I'm gonna choke another one before my front door gets kicked in and I get dragged off...

...trapped in a man's body.

Mine's the androgenous one...

That's your opinion, and you're entitled to it, just as I'm entitled to my opinion about Smackface-car-wreck.

It matters what she looks like, because not only I have I sold my soul, I'm a shallow fucker as well...

...needs to hurry up and OD before she gets this gig.

If we must have some retro-voiced starlett doing the tune, then surely Duffy is a better option. Her voice is the equal (better IMO) to Whingehouse's and she's far easier on the eye than the faux smack-hound...

Not wanting to appear as pedant or a gun nut, but a Mac-10 and an Uzi are very distinctly different weapons...

What kinda question is that? Are you on some form of hormone replacement therapy? My gods man, she's hot...

I concur most highly. Not much, if anything else on TV at the moment to touch it either, certainly not that Dr Who fanwank*...

* - Stolen and being used at every available opportunity, ta.

...I'd say leave it alone, it wasn't that good in the first place, or moan about a lack of original thought. However, one recent success does spring to mind, and in the hands of the same production team, such a remake might also succeed. Battlestar Galactica...

Why so funny? My download limit is errr ... unlimited ...

...as per, bandwidth and ISPs issue. Glad I shifted to an unlimited package fairly recently. Will be interesting to see what format/size/etc these films come in...

...there's a certain logic it getting gamers involved, but you know it's going to disintegrating into an Angry-German-Kid screaming match.

"Fuckin n00b lagger, I fuckin shot u, y don't u just die b1tch?? I pwnd ur ass!! Check my l33t haX0r skillz" ad infinitum...

...Ms Smith's backbench subjected to a good hard revolt...

Crazy Swedes. Don't ever STOP

Most, if not all, recent Sony Ericsson Walkman phones do utilise standard 3.5mm headphone jacks, via the handsfree kit. Ok, you can't plug a 3.5mm jack straight into the phone, but you can still use one.

http://www.sonyericsson.com/cws/products/accessories/overview/hpm-77?cc=gb&lc=en

You're not in a minority, I've been reading his books for years, and the chap has a chronic problem with completing a story. How often have I gotten to the end of one of his works, and thrown the damn thing across the room? Often enough. Like a crack-whore, I keep going back for more.

I concur with the rest of your points though, as well as AC's sarky ones. It's unprecedented that someone of 'fame' says something remotely sensible...

I know you're cribbing someone else's work, however, this statement isn't strictly true;

"customers who do not use an "@btinternet.com" address for outgoing mail must verify it to avoid a 553 SMTP error"

I use BTYahoo..!! mail, and don't have a "@btinternet.com", I have a "@btopenworld.com" address, I don't have to verify every outgoing mail...

Did you mean "beast" me to it..??

I'm stealing it anyway, even if you didn't...

Can I be the first to call ... FAKE!!!!11!!one

"Happy Capping", bravo Sir, had me chortling into my coffee..!!

I'm grazing the top end of 640GB already. That's shouldn't be taken as some sort of boast, because you could naturally argume that I've too much shite on my PC..!!

...successor to the W880i, which makes me a happy chappy as my contract is up relatively soon...

...of the good old days playing BHD. Someone (who got copy catted many times over) called themselves "A 6 Yr Old Girl".

Long and short, when you got whacked by them, it would read;

<playername> was killed by A 6 Yr Old Girl...

Surely they've missed a trick here. I thought the usual party line these days was to cite terrorism?

“Apparently, stations are also used to communicate with terrorists, by playing specific songs to indicate attacks, and to fund the religious funda-mental-ism.”

Bunch of bollocky-wank...

Still not as good looking as my W880i...

You sound like the sort of plebe who should be stopped and inconvenienced on a regular basis...

...doesn't sound good enough phone for me to relinquish my brushed ally W880i...

Back off Dave, they show the World Rally on Sunday nights, and frankly, repeats of TG, QI, Whose Line Is It, etc, etc, make for far better day-time TV than Jeremy Kyle and Trisha..!!

A bit of originality please folks, stop 'rehashing' shite and come up something of your own back..!!

Oh, and Lester, if you still haven't seen Transformers, go watch it, it's a chuckle.

BR appears to be whooping HD DVD without Poos3 sales being included.

Can you hear that? That high pitch whining. That's the death keel of HD DVD...

Honestly. The more draconian you get, the more likely people are to kick out, and do exactly the opposite.

I'd wager that if they'd left out the lock-in, etc, more people may well have bought this piece'o'pish...

That's duly been forwarded to my Xbollox fan-boi mate, I'm sure he'll be foaming at the bung-hole after watching it...

...I'll have to wait until i get home to watch this, stoopid firewall...

...with my HP Pavilion dv9340 rather than this Apple wank cheers...

● Intel® Core™ 2 Duo processor T5500

● 2048 MB (2 x 1024 MB)

● 160 GB SATA Hard Disk Drive 5400 rpm

● 17" WXGA+ High Definition BrightView Widescreen

● NVIDIA® GeForce™ Go 7600 with 256 MB dedicated video memory

● IEEE 1394 FireWire® Interface

● Lightscribe Super Multi DVD Writer (+/-R +/-RW) with

Double Layer support

● Bluetooth® wireless networking

● Intel® PRO/Wireless 3945 802.11a/b/g Integrated

Wireless LAN

● TV Tuner DVB-T, with remote control

● 5-in-1 integrated Digital Media Reader for Secure

Digital cards, MultiMedia cards, Memory Stick,

Memory Stick Pro, or xD Picture cards

Ports

1 VGA port

1 HDMI port

4 USB 2.0 ports

1 IEEE-1394

1 RJ 11 modem connector

1 RJ 45 Ethernet connector

S-video TV out

Remote control infrared port (Remote Control optional)

2 Headphones-out one w/ SPDIF Digital Audio, 1 Microphone-in port

Cable docking connector

Weight: 3.56 kg (7.8 lbs)

Dimension: 28.50 cm (L) x 39.60 cm (W) x 3.16 cm (min)H /

4.18 cm (max)

Is downloading TV theft..?? I live in the UK, and have to pay a TV Tax (sry, "License Fee"). And those channels that aren't taxed are riddled with advertising.

I already pay for my TV, regardless of whether I watch what's on. Soap Operas, reality TV, scaremongering Docu-Dramas, etc, etc. I don't actually watch this shit, but I HAVE to pay for it, otherwise I'll go to jail ... PERIOD.

So if I download the odd TV show from the net, TV shows that ultimately will be bought by the networks and broadcast at some point on my TV, am I actually 'stealing' anything..?? Eventually, in an arse-about way, I've paid, or will have paid for it. Be that via BBC Tax, or having to sit thru advertising...

...that Otto has no friends on Faceache, and people leave derogatory comments on his uploads on n00btube...

...to wonder about that..??

I was mocking this much-hyped deba...Oh, fuck it, why am I even wasting my breath* on you..??

* I know I'm typing and not speaking and thus wasting skins cells, it's just a figure of speach...Oh, fuck it, there I go again, wasting my preciouse fucking breath on you...

...I'm not in the slightest concerned. Frankly, this Gov doesn't know what the fuck it's doing on a daily basis, what makes them think the can keep up with the l33t kidz and their hax0r skillz..??

This is nothing more than Bandwagoning by The Liebore Party, and they want to be seen as 'doing something about it' in front of their Colonial Cousins...

...can this please be buried once and for all. I'm not sure I really care which way it goes, I do own a Poos3, but honestly don't care which format wins out, just as long as one does, and then we can all get on with our lives...

...a right David Brent...