just the thing i just needed after a fubar night and morning at work: boss diarrhea. brilliant. they really should introduce... paperless catering... at my place of work! definitely saved my day - cheers, simon!
beep out "microsoft", "windows" and "office" (if "microsoft" comes in front of it), "vista" (following "windows"), "gates", "ballmer".......... the list would be long!
add some voice regoc and beep out every single word said by gates and ballmer (except "developer")
and another piece of personal information google is trying to steal from me: am i likely to get drunk and how badly do i booze... nice try, google, but...
does this world really need us krauts to start world wars? can't you do anything on your own without our help? if yall rely on us to start the next world war you'll have to wait for a loooooooooooooong time.
now we have schäuble. the big BUTs about this are:
it's only one step closer to their goal: total control over the ordinary mob
they will never ever catch a terrorist this way, they are not that dumb. they just need to boot from a usb stick, use an external hard drive, find an unencrypted wlan somewhere else and give heinrich müller*... sorry, i mean schäuble the finger.
*heinrich müller aka gestapo-müller was the gestapo-boss
... God placed the supernovae into other galaxies for us to watch some nice stellar fireworks and not into our own galaxy because they'd harm His creation if too close...
these blokes really are tiring... will they never learn that there is no and can be no protection that can't be broken? if you can read it you can copy it. what a waste of money! paris cos they are almost as stupid.
if ff executes bad code without checking it first it's an ff bug.
both sides are clearly involved and both sides need to patch their browser quick instead of passing on the responsibility to the other side. that's kinda childish.
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sauerkraut
all you death-to-the-ribbon-whiners... → #
Posted Friday 17th July 2009 20:16 GMT
In Office 2010 tech preview: Expect the expected
... learn how to use ribbonx and make your own ribbons. what's the big deal?
sauerkraut
hell YEAH → #
Posted Friday 12th June 2009 12:24 GMT
In BOFH: Stick this
i'll offer our secretary a carrot. and the boss, too. and i'll keep that extinguisher handy...
good ideas simply are good ideas!
sauerkraut
... if they had... → #
Posted Monday 25th May 2009 18:20 GMT
In iPhone apps - the 10 smartest and the 10 stupidest
if they had a bullshit-button instead of that wooo-thing i'd buy me an iphone just to run it.
not.
sauerkraut
i'll get right onto the job → #
Posted Thursday 14th May 2009 21:52 GMT
In Daydreaming? You're actually solving complex problems
... lemme daydream... does that include watching youtube flicks?
sauerkraut
i typed google into goole... → #
Posted Sunday 1st February 2009 14:54 GMT
In Google mistakes entire web for malware
... lo and behold: the internet was broken!
sauerkraut
uhm... → #
Posted Friday 21st November 2008 13:59 GMT
In Does it feel good when I twist your circuits?
you ask: will it blend?
i say: watch it shred!
sauerkraut
*sniff sniff* → #
Posted Thursday 20th November 2008 12:17 GMT
In Congratulations, Barack — Now fix your websites
smells like poxy obama-lovers around here... b ( o)( o) bs or gtfo!
not paris cos hers are ugly
sauerkraut
final score: 531 → #
Posted Tuesday 18th November 2008 08:42 GMT
In PETA cooks up gory game in Cooking Mama protest
yup, i'm a vegetarian.
what's your score?
sauerkraut
brilliant! → #
Posted Friday 14th November 2008 14:16 GMT
In BOFH: The paperless cafeteria
just the thing i just needed after a fubar night and morning at work: boss diarrhea. brilliant. they really should introduce... paperless catering... at my place of work! definitely saved my day - cheers, simon!
sauerkraut
there will be more now → #
Posted Wednesday 5th November 2008 06:53 GMT
In Barack Obama will be president
more abortions, more crime, more drugs, more corruption, more... not only them usa are doomed, no, we are doomed, too.
sauerkraut
wishlist for x-mas → #
Posted Tuesday 21st October 2008 09:14 GMT
In Holy f**k, Microsoft covers up ‘undesired’ words
beep out "microsoft", "windows" and "office" (if "microsoft" comes in front of it), "vista" (following "windows"), "gates", "ballmer".......... the list would be long!
add some voice regoc and beep out every single word said by gates and ballmer (except "developer")
sauerkraut
to all those who asked... → #
Posted Wednesday 15th October 2008 11:40 GMT
In Wikipedia plumbs the filthy depths of plumbing
why this thing was on el reg. simple: it was there to save my night, my sanity, my life.
thank you, el reg, you did. God bless you!
sauerkraut
and another piece → #
Posted Wednesday 8th October 2008 03:45 GMT
In Google takes aim at drunken messaging
and another piece of personal information google is trying to steal from me: am i likely to get drunk and how badly do i booze... nice try, google, but...
sauerkraut
polish this turd → #
Posted Thursday 11th September 2008 09:27 GMT
In Google smears Chrome on 'sacred' home page
by setting it's standard search to msn.
it's like combining the false prophet and the beast...
sauerkraut
did you know → #
Posted Friday 29th August 2008 10:11 GMT
In Finnish blogger amputates Google from Google
if you type google into google-minus-google you can actually break the internet!
sauerkraut
wo ist... → #
Posted Sunday 24th August 2008 10:01 GMT
In NASA test rocket explodes
... wernher von braun, wenn man ihn so dringend braucht...
sauerkraut
what else → #
Posted Saturday 16th August 2008 18:31 GMT
In French cough
into filthy restaurantswhat else did anyone expect from... ahem... frog and snail eaters?
yup, i'm a damn racist...
sauerkraut
sold... to them americans...? → #
Posted Thursday 14th August 2008 22:10 GMT
In The IT Crowd goes west
omg they are going to butcher it, rape it, ruin it, completely eff it up.
sauerkraut
up to us krauts again? → #
Posted Saturday 12th July 2008 16:05 GMT
In Malware authors declare start of World War III (again)
does this world really need us krauts to start world wars? can't you do anything on your own without our help? if yall rely on us to start the next world war you'll have to wait for a loooooooooooooong time.
sauerkraut
frenchman? → #
Posted Wednesday 2nd July 2008 08:47 GMT
In Swedish customs pull Frenchman with two asses
mmmmm i'd rather have had him examined by a vet ;) oh dang i'm getting racist again o0
sauerkraut
breast motion → #
Posted Sunday 29th June 2008 08:30 GMT
In US hackette ponders jub-powered iPod
i study breast motion, too. and breast size. and shape.
(o )( o)
sauerkraut
we had gestapo, we had stasi → #
Posted Friday 6th June 2008 00:41 GMT
In German government approves plod-spyware law
now we have schäuble. the big BUTs about this are:
it's only one step closer to their goal: total control over the ordinary mob
they will never ever catch a terrorist this way, they are not that dumb. they just need to boot from a usb stick, use an external hard drive, find an unencrypted wlan somewhere else and give heinrich müller*... sorry, i mean schäuble the finger.
*heinrich müller aka gestapo-müller was the gestapo-boss
... skull because the SS had that on their caps
sauerkraut
you could as well use a turd as a phone → #
Posted Monday 26th May 2008 07:44 GMT
In Vista on your iPhone - almost 'perfection'
who in his right mind would buy apple anything and put vista on it? what kind of parents must a person have to develop such a depraved character?!?
sauerkraut
eggcelent → #
Posted Tuesday 20th May 2008 20:10 GMT
In Ballmer eggs on Hungarian student
but next time someone should use m67 eggs ;)
"go" cos i don't see an egg symbol down there. reg, add that!
sauerkraut
or maybe... → #
Posted Thursday 15th May 2008 08:46 GMT
In Scientists discover galaxy's youngest supernova
... God placed the supernovae into other galaxies for us to watch some nice stellar fireworks and not into our own galaxy because they'd harm His creation if too close...
sauerkraut
how about the supervillain method → #
Posted Monday 5th May 2008 21:35 GMT
In How to destroy 60 hard drives an hour
a good old barrel smoking nitric acit in a darkened basement room ]:)
how will anybody recover data from a hd that no longer is?
and i could think of lots of stuff more to dispose of this way...
sauerkraut
bah that's nothing → #
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 23:54 GMT
In Japanese council worker in 750k smut site pornathon
I once worked for [insert name of company] and got through [insert impressive number] of Lindsay Lohan nipslip websites in just three weeks!
ban me from paris hilton stories. please!
sauerkraut
Z has to be between the A and S → #
Posted Friday 2nd May 2008 23:22 GMT
In Customers give Dell the finger over keyboard screw-up
bullshit, the z has got to be between t and u, 7 and h.
when will you blokes get yourself civilized keyboards?
sauerkraut
yawn → #
Posted Friday 21st March 2008 17:17 GMT
In Caribbean firm circumvents BD+ copy protection
these blokes really are tiring... will they never learn that there is no and can be no protection that can't be broken? if you can read it you can copy it. what a waste of money! paris cos they are almost as stupid.
sauerkraut
hello, it → #
Posted Thursday 31st January 2008 10:21 GMT
In Tech support gets religion
have you tried turning it off and on again?
are you sure it's really plugged in?
... have you tried sticking it up your arse?
sauerkraut
general principle → #
Posted Wednesday 19th December 2007 12:12 GMT
In Auction watchdog says eBay is illegal in France
shut them frog eaters up and let ebay do their business.
sauerkraut
both of them → #
Posted Wednesday 11th July 2007 05:53 GMT
In A serious browser vulnerability, but whose?
if ie passes on malicious code it's an ie bug.
if ff executes bad code without checking it first it's an ff bug.
both sides are clearly involved and both sides need to patch their browser quick instead of passing on the responsibility to the other side. that's kinda childish.
sauerkraut
what about the web surfer → #
Posted Wednesday 4th July 2007 04:03 GMT
In Yahoo! Unveils! New! Banner! Ad! Engine!
with improved advertising on the web always presenting me stuff i'm interested in they try to pull the last deutsche mark out of my empty pockets...
oh änd sohry for mah lausy englisch - me is a kraut