Thanks mate - I've got to have a root canal done in a couple of weeks time, and I was already dreading it!
Just reading this article made my toes curl and my bum suck in - I HATE going to the dentist. I had a tooth extracted on Monday morning - a very bad start to the week - it took two dentists almost an hour to get it out (the first had to stop because her arm was hurting - imagine how my face felt!).
Oh, and a dentist explained to me once that if having the injection is sore or uncomfortable, it's likely the dentists fault - if they squeeze too hard on the syringe, it builds up pressure in your gum. She was brilliant - she rarely made me wince, was dead patient with my pansy-like behaviour and almost made me stop worrying about the idea of a visit - then she retired!
I should have listened when my Mum told me to brush my teeth properly all those years ago :-)
Let's hope it's an improvement on the CrapBerry MKI. I've been lumbered with one of these for nearly a year now, and only in the last month or so have the software updates made the thing anymore use than a paperweight - albeit a paperweight with a battery that goes flat alarmingly quickly.
I'm not tempted, and my MKI effort will be going in the bin when my contract is up ...
P.S. On Vodafones contract, you can't even watch any educational Internet smut without paying Vodafone another £1, "to prove you're 18". Bloody cheek. Or so I've read ...
WHAT? I used (or tried to use) Sage for my self-employed accounts, and it was a complete pig for a non bean-counter type like myself ... then I read an article on El Reg about Microsoft Accounting, installed it, and very soon uninstalled Sage and never looked back.
Microsoft ACcounting had a definite place for some people, and was/is much more reliable and easier to maintain. I shall miss it.
The one thing about all this that I think is a little unfair is the short notice that Microsoft have given to users of the product.
speaking as someone who earns some of my living from selling photographs, if he took pictures of someone elses child, without seeking at the very least a nod of consent, it's hardly surprising that he got into trouble.
"It's good news for our customers who will increasingly benefit from a group that has consistently championed best value and award-winning customer service."
at least they bother to lube the rails in London. On the trains around the MiseryRail network up here, they can't be arsed, so we all get to go deaf as we trundle through the tunnel loop, stuck to our chewing-gum covered seats.
Mind you, they frequently can't be arsed running the trains either, especially on the Wirral Line, so that tends to keep the noise down a bit.
Her Ladyship, because even she could run a rail service better than MerseyRail, and she certainly wouldn't be tight with the lube ...
Will there ever come a day when the anti-MS fucktards will shut up? Fuck me, you lot are boring. Tha same drivel in the comments to any article that dares use the word Microsoft.
The iPod truly is the audio tool of the devil. If I could ban one item of modern life, it would be the f**king iPod.
As a poor sap that has to travel into work every day on Liverpools MiseryRail network, I can atest that there is very little of the 'personal' about the stereo from one of these devices. Why the fuck can't they design a pair of earplugs that keep the sound in the ear, rather than annoying the crap out of anyone within 20 feet?
You don't want to get on the wrong end of them. I had a 'run-in' with BT, who passed the debt to Moorcroft, despite having told me that they had cancelled the debt. Not pleasant.
It makes you wonder who would would want to work in a place like that, and if the rest of the staff are there on sufferance because it's all they can get, no wonder the business is so crap. They reduced an ex of mine to tears once, over a debt that had already been paid.
One of my small pleasures in life is knowing that I once got a debt collector (not from Moorcrofts, sadly) fired, because he phoned my house one afternoon and discussed the full details of my apparent inabilities to pay my bills with our cleaning lady!
B**tards, the lot of 'em.
*Mines the one with the CCJ's tucked in the pocket.
the chap sat opposite me was fed a breakfast of Vista SP1 first thing on Monday morning ... by elevenses time he was sat looking at a Blue Screen of Death ... first one I've seen in a good while.
His PC is now healthy again, but only because he was able to remove the SP1 update.
Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, that replaces Sage has to be worth a look.
Sage has to be one of the worst software applications that I have had the misfortune to deal with, and as for the cheek of expecting you to pay for support for a product you've bought ... they deserve anything they get IMHO.
I work part-time for a small business (Firstmile Community Broadband) supplying wireless broadband in a rural area. People beyond the reach of conventional broadband complain about the lack of service, and say how they'd love to have high-speed Internet Access.
So we tell them we charge £25 pcm - usually with a minimal installation fee - and they bitch about the cost!
There's something about the Internet that seems to make most people think it should be 'Free', and anyone attempting to make eke a living from it is some form of crook. It's the same attitude that drives P2P etc.
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Chris Young
@ Adam Trickett → # ↑
Posted Thursday 21st January 2010 14:26 GMT
In German dentists develop 'painless' plasma tooth-blaster
Thanks mate - I've got to have a root canal done in a couple of weeks time, and I was already dreading it!
Just reading this article made my toes curl and my bum suck in - I HATE going to the dentist. I had a tooth extracted on Monday morning - a very bad start to the week - it took two dentists almost an hour to get it out (the first had to stop because her arm was hurting - imagine how my face felt!).
Oh, and a dentist explained to me once that if having the injection is sore or uncomfortable, it's likely the dentists fault - if they squeeze too hard on the syringe, it builds up pressure in your gum. She was brilliant - she rarely made me wince, was dead patient with my pansy-like behaviour and almost made me stop worrying about the idea of a visit - then she retired!
I should have listened when my Mum told me to brush my teeth properly all those years ago :-)
Chris Young
Surely ... → #
Posted Monday 14th December 2009 11:04 GMT
In Privacy furore forces partial climb-down from Facebook
If you're that worried about it becoming public, don't put it on Facebook. I really don't understand the issue here.
Chris Young
CrapBerry → #
Posted Wednesday 2nd December 2009 14:34 GMT
In Blackberry Storm 2 9520 touchscreen smartphone
Let's hope it's an improvement on the CrapBerry MKI. I've been lumbered with one of these for nearly a year now, and only in the last month or so have the software updates made the thing anymore use than a paperweight - albeit a paperweight with a battery that goes flat alarmingly quickly.
I'm not tempted, and my MKI effort will be going in the bin when my contract is up ...
P.S. On Vodafones contract, you can't even watch any educational Internet smut without paying Vodafone another £1, "to prove you're 18". Bloody cheek. Or so I've read ...
Chris Young
@ "the superior product" → #
Posted Monday 2nd November 2009 09:59 GMT
In Microsoft smothers Sage and Intuit challenger
WHAT? I used (or tried to use) Sage for my self-employed accounts, and it was a complete pig for a non bean-counter type like myself ... then I read an article on El Reg about Microsoft Accounting, installed it, and very soon uninstalled Sage and never looked back.
Microsoft ACcounting had a definite place for some people, and was/is much more reliable and easier to maintain. I shall miss it.
The one thing about all this that I think is a little unfair is the short notice that Microsoft have given to users of the product.
Chris Young
@ Andy Morrell → #
Posted Wednesday 29th July 2009 12:02 GMT
In Foxconn pays suicidal iPhone engineer family for life
Smartarse ....
The guys name is (sorry, was) Sun.
You owe El Reg an apology :-)
Chris Young
@ David W → #
Posted Thursday 16th July 2009 13:07 GMT
In Microsoft hosts Feynman lecture series
I couldn't have put it better myself
Chris Young
other peoples children ... → #
Posted Tuesday 19th May 2009 12:26 GMT
In Charges against London tube tourist snapper thrown out
speaking as someone who earns some of my living from selling photographs, if he took pictures of someone elses child, without seeking at the very least a nod of consent, it's hardly surprising that he got into trouble.
He's either impossibly naive, or stupid.
Chris Young
@ AC → #
Posted Tuesday 19th May 2009 12:26 GMT
In Charges against London tube tourist snapper thrown out
"Morden day devolving Britain. What a sad sad place she is becomming."
The standard of English in her schools isn't doing too well either, by the looks
:-)
Chris Young
... award-winning customer service → #
Posted Friday 8th May 2009 09:19 GMT
In Carphone Warehouse buys Tiscali UK
"It's good news for our customers who will increasingly benefit from a group that has consistently championed best value and award-winning customer service."
Has Mary Turner been drinking?
I think we should be told.
Chris Young
Lucky b**tards .. → #
Posted Wednesday 11th March 2009 14:25 GMT
In Screeching rails close London Tube station
at least they bother to lube the rails in London. On the trains around the MiseryRail network up here, they can't be arsed, so we all get to go deaf as we trundle through the tunnel loop, stuck to our chewing-gum covered seats.
Mind you, they frequently can't be arsed running the trains either, especially on the Wirral Line, so that tends to keep the noise down a bit.
Her Ladyship, because even she could run a rail service better than MerseyRail, and she certainly wouldn't be tight with the lube ...
Chris Young
anti mS → #
Posted Monday 2nd February 2009 10:34 GMT
In Silverlight 3 and 4 to 'open up new areas' - Microsoft
Will there ever come a day when the anti-MS fucktards will shut up? Fuck me, you lot are boring. Tha same drivel in the comments to any article that dares use the word Microsoft.
Chris Young
news or advert ... → #
Posted Friday 19th December 2008 23:01 GMT
In Dogs and arson feature in top 10 data recovery disasters
how much did DiskLabs pay for this "article" then?
I work for Headland Media, maybe I coukd think up something interesting about our maritime news services that could qualify as a "news story".
I'll get my coat ...
Chris Young
F**king iPods → #
Posted Wednesday 3rd December 2008 14:03 GMT
In Apple unleashes not-crap
iPhoneiPod earbudsThe iPod truly is the audio tool of the devil. If I could ban one item of modern life, it would be the f**king iPod.
As a poor sap that has to travel into work every day on Liverpools MiseryRail network, I can atest that there is very little of the 'personal' about the stereo from one of these devices. Why the fuck can't they design a pair of earplugs that keep the sound in the ear, rather than annoying the crap out of anyone within 20 feet?
I truly, truly hate the iPod.
{Rant over}
Chris Young
@ Martin H → #
Posted Wednesday 12th November 2008 12:10 GMT
In Lads from Lagos target Facebook
I would alter that slightly to ...
"Anyone who uses Facebook deserves to have their PC taken away."
Chris Young
Moorcroft .. → #
Posted Friday 31st October 2008 10:31 GMT
In Data Protection the DVLA Way
You don't want to get on the wrong end of them. I had a 'run-in' with BT, who passed the debt to Moorcroft, despite having told me that they had cancelled the debt. Not pleasant.
It makes you wonder who would would want to work in a place like that, and if the rest of the staff are there on sufferance because it's all they can get, no wonder the business is so crap. They reduced an ex of mine to tears once, over a debt that had already been paid.
One of my small pleasures in life is knowing that I once got a debt collector (not from Moorcrofts, sadly) fired, because he phoned my house one afternoon and discussed the full details of my apparent inabilities to pay my bills with our cleaning lady!
B**tards, the lot of 'em.
*Mines the one with the CCJ's tucked in the pocket.
Chris Young
Never mind carpetbombing ... → #
Posted Wednesday 3rd September 2008 11:28 GMT
In Carpetbomb bug tarnishes Google Chrome
... try visiting a page on MSDN. If it renders many pages as badly as it does the MSDN site, most people will never use it enough to suffer an attack.
Paris, because at least her misrenderings are kinda cute.
Chris Young
@ dervheid → #
Posted Wednesday 20th August 2008 12:46 GMT
In Downing Street rejects 'Clarkson for PM' petition
"But the sad git still hates diesel!"
... and he's right.
Diesel sportscars - the bastard offspring of Jeremy Beadle& Noel Edmonds. I'll take my Vrs without the shower of black-soot, thank you :-)
Paris, because she prefers a decent ride.
Chris Young
@ GettinSadda → #
Posted Thursday 14th August 2008 13:23 GMT
In Yelp 'pay to play' pitch makes shops scream for help
and of course every small business has its own web server these days
Chris Young
Develop a rival ... → #
Posted Thursday 14th August 2008 13:21 GMT
In Twitter falls silent in the UK
Time to develop a rival UK service, I think.
I might call it "Twatter", and have people put a little "Twat Me" button on the bottom of their blog posts.
Paris, for obvious reasons ...
Chris Young
Vista SP1 Blue Screen of Death → #
Posted Wednesday 30th July 2008 12:28 GMT
In Microsoft Mojave 'outs' secret Vista lovers
the chap sat opposite me was fed a breakfast of Vista SP1 first thing on Monday morning ... by elevenses time he was sat looking at a Blue Screen of Death ... first one I've seen in a good while.
His PC is now healthy again, but only because he was able to remove the SP1 update.
Think I'll stay with XP, for now anyway.
Chris Young
@bluesxman → #
Posted Thursday 17th July 2008 15:44 GMT
In Nike pulls Air Stab trainers
reading your comment makes me think that perhaps Nike should call the trainnees (as they apparently call them around here) the "Nike ShitStabbers".
As this probably won't make it past the El Reg censors, I'll just get my coat and leave quietly ...
Chris Young
Thats rich ... → #
Posted Friday 11th July 2008 12:53 GMT
In Ryanair wins German court victory in screen-scraping injunction
" .... video or software pirates ... "
For Ryanair to accuse anyone else of being a "pirate" is frankly unbelievable.
Paris, because even she couldn't afford a ride with Michael O'Leary
Chris Young
Oh No .... → #
Posted Wednesday 25th June 2008 13:58 GMT
In Staff internet policies must be Facebook-ready, warns expert
... and there I was planning to start a Facebook group for plods that had managed to arrest/harass/embarrass an innocent snapper.
Chris Young
Still for sale? → #
Posted Monday 2nd June 2008 14:06 GMT
In America.com auction fails to hit cash target
Business.com appears to still be for sale ... or for sale again perhaps.
And to think I was chuffed at getting $900 for a speculatively registered domain name.
(Note to self: Must Try Harder)
Chris Young
Anything is better ... → #
Posted Friday 16th November 2007 08:43 GMT
In Microsoft stuffs Sage with free accounts software
Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, that replaces Sage has to be worth a look.
Sage has to be one of the worst software applications that I have had the misfortune to deal with, and as for the cheek of expecting you to pay for support for a product you've bought ... they deserve anything they get IMHO.
:-)
Chris Young
I can quite believe it → #
Posted Wednesday 8th August 2007 10:51 GMT
In Line rental cost a barrier to broadband
I work part-time for a small business (Firstmile Community Broadband) supplying wireless broadband in a rural area. People beyond the reach of conventional broadband complain about the lack of service, and say how they'd love to have high-speed Internet Access.
So we tell them we charge £25 pcm - usually with a minimal installation fee - and they bitch about the cost!
There's something about the Internet that seems to make most people think it should be 'Free', and anyone attempting to make eke a living from it is some form of crook. It's the same attitude that drives P2P etc.
But not on our network ;-)
Chris Young
Title → #
Posted Tuesday 31st July 2007 21:02 GMT
In Intelligent Finance upgrade downs web service
Caveat or Cobblers?
Who's to say the test roll out would haev exposed a problem that only became apparent under heavy load?
It needs *Users* to really screw things up :-) Lots of 'em in this case.
Where was BOFH when he was needed, I wonder.