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* Posts by Chris Young

27 posts • joined Tuesday 31st July 2007 20:46 GMT

Chris Young

@ Adam Trickett   

In German dentists develop 'painless' plasma tooth-blaster

Unhappy

Thanks mate - I've got to have a root canal done in a couple of weeks time, and I was already dreading it!

Just reading this article made my toes curl and my bum suck in - I HATE going to the dentist. I had a tooth extracted on Monday morning - a very bad start to the week - it took two dentists almost an hour to get it out (the first had to stop because her arm was hurting - imagine how my face felt!).

Oh, and a dentist explained to me once that if having the injection is sore or uncomfortable, it's likely the dentists fault - if they squeeze too hard on the syringe, it builds up pressure in your gum. She was brilliant - she rarely made me wince, was dead patient with my pansy-like behaviour and almost made me stop worrying about the idea of a visit - then she retired!

I should have listened when my Mum told me to brush my teeth properly all those years ago :-)

Chris Young

Surely ...  

In Privacy furore forces partial climb-down from Facebook

Coat

If you're that worried about it becoming public, don't put it on Facebook. I really don't understand the issue here.

Chris Young

CrapBerry  

In Blackberry Storm 2 9520 touchscreen smartphone

Unhappy

Let's hope it's an improvement on the CrapBerry MKI. I've been lumbered with one of these for nearly a year now, and only in the last month or so have the software updates made the thing anymore use than a paperweight - albeit a paperweight with a battery that goes flat alarmingly quickly.

I'm not tempted, and my MKI effort will be going in the bin when my contract is up ...

P.S. On Vodafones contract, you can't even watch any educational Internet smut without paying Vodafone another £1, "to prove you're 18". Bloody cheek. Or so I've read ...

Chris Young

@ "the superior product"  

In Microsoft smothers Sage and Intuit challenger

Unhappy

WHAT? I used (or tried to use) Sage for my self-employed accounts, and it was a complete pig for a non bean-counter type like myself ... then I read an article on El Reg about Microsoft Accounting, installed it, and very soon uninstalled Sage and never looked back.

Microsoft ACcounting had a definite place for some people, and was/is much more reliable and easier to maintain. I shall miss it.

The one thing about all this that I think is a little unfair is the short notice that Microsoft have given to users of the product.

Chris Young

@ Andy Morrell  

In Foxconn pays suicidal iPhone engineer family for life

Stop

Smartarse ....

The guys name is (sorry, was) Sun.

You owe El Reg an apology :-)

Chris Young

@ David W  

In Microsoft hosts Feynman lecture series

Happy

I couldn't have put it better myself

Chris Young

other peoples children ...  

In Charges against London tube tourist snapper thrown out

Paris Hilton

speaking as someone who earns some of my living from selling photographs, if he took pictures of someone elses child, without seeking at the very least a nod of consent, it's hardly surprising that he got into trouble.

He's either impossibly naive, or stupid.

Chris Young

@ AC  

In Charges against London tube tourist snapper thrown out

Happy

"Morden day devolving Britain. What a sad sad place she is becomming."

The standard of English in her schools isn't doing too well either, by the looks

:-)

Chris Young

... award-winning customer service  

In Carphone Warehouse buys Tiscali UK

Coat

"It's good news for our customers who will increasingly benefit from a group that has consistently championed best value and award-winning customer service."

Has Mary Turner been drinking?

I think we should be told.

Chris Young

Lucky b**tards ..  

In Screeching rails close London Tube station

Paris Hilton

at least they bother to lube the rails in London. On the trains around the MiseryRail network up here, they can't be arsed, so we all get to go deaf as we trundle through the tunnel loop, stuck to our chewing-gum covered seats.

Mind you, they frequently can't be arsed running the trains either, especially on the Wirral Line, so that tends to keep the noise down a bit.

Her Ladyship, because even she could run a rail service better than MerseyRail, and she certainly wouldn't be tight with the lube ...

Chris Young

anti mS  

In Silverlight 3 and 4 to 'open up new areas' - Microsoft

Dead Vulture

Will there ever come a day when the anti-MS fucktards will shut up? Fuck me, you lot are boring. Tha same drivel in the comments to any article that dares use the word Microsoft.

Chris Young

news or advert ...  

In Dogs and arson feature in top 10 data recovery disasters

Coat

how much did DiskLabs pay for this "article" then?

I work for Headland Media, maybe I coukd think up something interesting about our maritime news services that could qualify as a "news story".

I'll get my coat ...

Chris Young

F**king iPods  

In Apple unleashes not-crap iPhone iPod earbuds

Unhappy

The iPod truly is the audio tool of the devil. If I could ban one item of modern life, it would be the f**king iPod.

As a poor sap that has to travel into work every day on Liverpools MiseryRail network, I can atest that there is very little of the 'personal' about the stereo from one of these devices. Why the fuck can't they design a pair of earplugs that keep the sound in the ear, rather than annoying the crap out of anyone within 20 feet?

I truly, truly hate the iPod.

{Rant over}

Chris Young

@ Martin H  

In Lads from Lagos target Facebook

Coat

I would alter that slightly to ...

"Anyone who uses Facebook deserves to have their PC taken away."

Chris Young

Moorcroft ..  

In Data Protection the DVLA Way

Coat

You don't want to get on the wrong end of them. I had a 'run-in' with BT, who passed the debt to Moorcroft, despite having told me that they had cancelled the debt. Not pleasant.

It makes you wonder who would would want to work in a place like that, and if the rest of the staff are there on sufferance because it's all they can get, no wonder the business is so crap. They reduced an ex of mine to tears once, over a debt that had already been paid.

One of my small pleasures in life is knowing that I once got a debt collector (not from Moorcrofts, sadly) fired, because he phoned my house one afternoon and discussed the full details of my apparent inabilities to pay my bills with our cleaning lady!

B**tards, the lot of 'em.

*Mines the one with the CCJ's tucked in the pocket.

Chris Young

Never mind carpetbombing ...  

In Carpetbomb bug tarnishes Google Chrome

Paris Hilton

... try visiting a page on MSDN. If it renders many pages as badly as it does the MSDN site, most people will never use it enough to suffer an attack.

Paris, because at least her misrenderings are kinda cute.

Chris Young

@ dervheid  

In Downing Street rejects 'Clarkson for PM' petition

Paris Hilton

"But the sad git still hates diesel!"

... and he's right.

Diesel sportscars - the bastard offspring of Jeremy Beadle& Noel Edmonds. I'll take my Vrs without the shower of black-soot, thank you :-)

Paris, because she prefers a decent ride.

Chris Young

@ GettinSadda  

In Yelp 'pay to play' pitch makes shops scream for help

Coat

and of course every small business has its own web server these days

Chris Young

Develop a rival ...  

In Twitter falls silent in the UK

Paris Hilton

Time to develop a rival UK service, I think.

I might call it "Twatter", and have people put a little "Twat Me" button on the bottom of their blog posts.

Paris, for obvious reasons ...

Chris Young

Vista SP1 Blue Screen of Death  

In Microsoft Mojave 'outs' secret Vista lovers

Coat

the chap sat opposite me was fed a breakfast of Vista SP1 first thing on Monday morning ... by elevenses time he was sat looking at a Blue Screen of Death ... first one I've seen in a good while.

His PC is now healthy again, but only because he was able to remove the SP1 update.

Think I'll stay with XP, for now anyway.

Chris Young

@bluesxman  

In Nike pulls Air Stab trainers

Coat

reading your comment makes me think that perhaps Nike should call the trainnees (as they apparently call them around here) the "Nike ShitStabbers".

As this probably won't make it past the El Reg censors, I'll just get my coat and leave quietly ...

Chris Young

Thats rich ...  

In Ryanair wins German court victory in screen-scraping injunction

Paris Hilton

" .... video or software pirates ... "

For Ryanair to accuse anyone else of being a "pirate" is frankly unbelievable.

Paris, because even she couldn't afford a ride with Michael O'Leary

Chris Young

Oh No ....  

In Staff internet policies must be Facebook-ready, warns expert

Coat

... and there I was planning to start a Facebook group for plods that had managed to arrest/harass/embarrass an innocent snapper.

Chris Young

Still for sale?  

In America.com auction fails to hit cash target

Coat

Business.com appears to still be for sale ... or for sale again perhaps.

And to think I was chuffed at getting $900 for a speculatively registered domain name.

(Note to self: Must Try Harder)

Chris Young

Anything is better ...  

In Microsoft stuffs Sage with free accounts software

Anything, and I mean ANYTHING, that replaces Sage has to be worth a look.

Sage has to be one of the worst software applications that I have had the misfortune to deal with, and as for the cheek of expecting you to pay for support for a product you've bought ... they deserve anything they get IMHO.

:-)

Chris Young

I can quite believe it  

In Line rental cost a barrier to broadband

I work part-time for a small business (Firstmile Community Broadband) supplying wireless broadband in a rural area. People beyond the reach of conventional broadband complain about the lack of service, and say how they'd love to have high-speed Internet Access.

So we tell them we charge £25 pcm - usually with a minimal installation fee - and they bitch about the cost!

There's something about the Internet that seems to make most people think it should be 'Free', and anyone attempting to make eke a living from it is some form of crook. It's the same attitude that drives P2P etc.

But not on our network ;-)

Chris Young

Title  

In Intelligent Finance upgrade downs web service

Caveat or Cobblers?

Who's to say the test roll out would haev exposed a problem that only became apparent under heavy load?

It needs *Users* to really screw things up :-) Lots of 'em in this case.

Where was BOFH when he was needed, I wonder.