Havent seen my 3 year old rolling around in muddle puddles yet just because peppa does. Although she did go through a stage of running around say gggrrrrr Dinosaur.
Maybe we should complain about In the Night Garden and the fact that Igglepiggle seems to like throwing himself backwards on the floor, I am sure that some kiddies will have tried that and realised that it hurt.
Come on Lincoln for me would have been the far better choice, With its erm, Yeah, ah you got me there, Ah I know the cathederal was used in the Da Vinci Code, There you go clear winner.
I dont want an OS that boots in uber quick time, I like the coffee feature, Turn on, Make Coffee, Smoke a Cig, Eat a 3 course meal, Read War & Peace. Have another coffee. Spend a week Trekking in the Amazon, Come home, Make a coffee, Smoke a Cig and maybe just maybe the sytem had booted when you got back to it. Ok I exaggerated slightly.
How many tears to you want in that Tea, Dispatched for delivery via DHL today and at the pre original pre order price for Professional E Edition, Which means that I get the full version instead
You cancelled your pre-order because Amazons pre order price doubled, Did you not read their price promise statement when you ordered it. I have left mine be as their price promise stated that they would honour the pre-order price.
Using one of MS older acroynms this is stating to sound more and more risque.
Once you have played with the T.W.A.T does that not give you full access to the Critical Update Notification Tool. Now if i could just get some kind of KNOB gag in as well we would be on to a winner.
Agree entirley, Although byt the sounds of it I am not a seller of your calibre, I although more often then not sell unwanted items via ebay, But I have found it is increasingly more and more difficult to make any money from the smaller items, by the time listing fees, final valuation fees ,paypal fees and postage have all been taken into consideration. I also do not agree with the postive feedback for buyers and have been shafted a couple of times by no payers and cannot leave any warning for other users. Think i will stick to my local classified ads from now on at least they are free to list under a certain amount.
Lister: I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle
You beat me to the suggestion of the Running Man, But I agree with a lot of posters on here in both respects, If it bothers you that much don't watch the remake. Also there is a myriad of fine Sci-Fi out there that could be used for original ideas to base a good movie on.
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Martin Glenn
For Christ Sake → #
Posted Friday 15th January 2010 16:12 GMT
In Peppa Pig told to belt up
Havent seen my 3 year old rolling around in muddle puddles yet just because peppa does. Although she did go through a stage of running around say gggrrrrr Dinosaur.
Maybe we should complain about In the Night Garden and the fact that Igglepiggle seems to like throwing himself backwards on the floor, I am sure that some kiddies will have tried that and realised that it hurt.
Martin Glenn
I have one already → #
Posted Wednesday 6th January 2010 11:55 GMT
In Masses marvel at 'Most Useless Machine'
I have one already its called my Sky+ plus box, Turn it on and it will at some point turn itself off!
Martin Glenn
Lincoln lost out then? → #
Posted Tuesday 8th December 2009 20:54 GMT
In Swindon twins with Walt Disney World
Swindon won over Lincoln.
Come on Lincoln for me would have been the far better choice, With its erm, Yeah, ah you got me there, Ah I know the cathederal was used in the Da Vinci Code, There you go clear winner.
Martin Glenn
Is boot speed an issue → #
Posted Friday 23rd October 2009 09:57 GMT
In Windows 7 lessons - the must know before you buy
I dont want an OS that boots in uber quick time, I like the coffee feature, Turn on, Make Coffee, Smoke a Cig, Eat a 3 course meal, Read War & Peace. Have another coffee. Spend a week Trekking in the Amazon, Come home, Make a coffee, Smoke a Cig and maybe just maybe the sytem had booted when you got back to it. Ok I exaggerated slightly.
Martin Glenn
@Nobby again → #
Posted Wednesday 21st October 2009 11:43 GMT
In Revolting postmen force early Windows 7 launch
How many tears to you want in that Tea, Dispatched for delivery via DHL today and at the pre original pre order price for Professional E Edition, Which means that I get the full version instead
Martin Glenn
@Nobby → #
Posted Tuesday 20th October 2009 19:48 GMT
In Revolting postmen force early Windows 7 launch
I will keep you posted mate, Just checked my account not indication of being liable for high price and states that they are preparing for dispatch.
Martin Glenn
@ nobby → #
Posted Tuesday 20th October 2009 12:10 GMT
In Revolting postmen force early Windows 7 launch
You cancelled your pre-order because Amazons pre order price doubled, Did you not read their price promise statement when you ordered it. I have left mine be as their price promise stated that they would honour the pre-order price.
Martin Glenn
hhhhmmm piccy → #
Posted Friday 31st July 2009 15:48 GMT
In Villagers cut off as dripping thong sparks brown out
That pic defo not the Leadenham that I know, Trust me i'm a pure lincs yellabelly.
Martin Glenn
Great if you can find it → #
Posted Wednesday 15th July 2009 15:00 GMT
In Microsoft store crumples as Win7 promo kicks off
Most of the the retailers sold out in minutes, Ebuyer I believe sold out at 12.30 last night.
Martin Glenn
Acronyms FTW → #
Posted Friday 8th May 2009 15:52 GMT
In Microsoft rebrands WGA nagware for Windows 7
Using one of MS older acroynms this is stating to sound more and more risque.
Once you have played with the T.W.A.T does that not give you full access to the Critical Update Notification Tool. Now if i could just get some kind of KNOB gag in as well we would be on to a winner.
Martin Glenn
Batty! → #
Posted Friday 8th May 2009 14:10 GMT
In Too much sunshine makes you commit suicide
Wondered why I hadn't seen many suicidal bats.
Martin Glenn
Shake it Baby! (And other Dukey Quotes) → #
Posted Thursday 7th May 2009 13:49 GMT
In Duke Nukem Forever developer defunct, says staffer
Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum only i'm all out of gum, And 3d realms are all out of everything. Oh well RIP Duke
Martin Glenn
@ Neil Lewis → #
Posted Thursday 23rd April 2009 11:10 GMT
In eBay endures revenue shrinkage deja vu
Agree entirley, Although byt the sounds of it I am not a seller of your calibre, I although more often then not sell unwanted items via ebay, But I have found it is increasingly more and more difficult to make any money from the smaller items, by the time listing fees, final valuation fees ,paypal fees and postage have all been taken into consideration. I also do not agree with the postive feedback for buyers and have been shafted a couple of times by no payers and cannot leave any warning for other users. Think i will stick to my local classified ads from now on at least they are free to list under a certain amount.
Martin Glenn
Bah! → #
Posted Friday 17th April 2009 12:24 GMT
In BT chief: People don't need fibre to the home
I dont give a castlemaine four x I want my Speedy Fibre connection in my little back water town now!!!!
Martin Glenn
Violent games my ar*e → #
Posted Friday 3rd April 2009 14:36 GMT
In Man gets life for killing game-obsessed partner
@ D@v3
Although it was the non-player of the game that comitted the crime, so by that understanding everyone should be playing games to better themselves?
A bit of Grand Therapy Auto, or Or maybe a line in Niko (tine) patches to beat the cravings
Martin Glenn
Time for a Red Dwarf qoute! → #
Posted Wednesday 25th March 2009 11:00 GMT
In Pot Noodle boils up instant doner kebab
Lister: I tell you one thing: I've been to a parallel universe, I've seen time running backwards, I've played pool with planets, and I've given birth to twins, but I never thought in my entire life I'd taste an edible Pot Noodle
Martin Glenn
Who loves you and who do you love? → #
Posted Monday 9th March 2009 15:36 GMT
In Hollywood to totally recall Total Recall
You beat me to the suggestion of the Running Man, But I agree with a lot of posters on here in both respects, If it bothers you that much don't watch the remake. Also there is a myriad of fine Sci-Fi out there that could be used for original ideas to base a good movie on.
Martin Glenn
"Jams" into Government → #
Posted Wednesday 18th February 2009 20:22 GMT
In Wanted: £160k-a-year Twittercrat
Maybe they need to take some training from M&S they appear to be good a Jam (& Bread) at the moment.
(OK where's the exit again?)
Martin Glenn
I think I know where some are! → #
Posted Thursday 4th December 2008 17:19 GMT
In 130,000 inflatable jubs missing at sea
Some have turned up in the UK following a short stint in the outback,
oh sorry appears that these plastic ones were actually attached to Nicola Mclean.
Martin Glenn
Re: By Michael → #
Posted Thursday 22nd May 2008 12:52 GMT
In Christian Bale signs for Terminator trilogy
Maybe they can send someone back to give you a spelling and grammar test too!
Martin Glenn
They had Pens, OMG → #
Posted Wednesday 31st October 2007 10:35 GMT
In Sick Brit yobs graffiti dog
I think we can rule out Pikeys, Chav's and Yoofs, For a start when was the last time you saw one with a Pen or even know how to hold one.
Oh yea right it is all that practice filling in claim forms and benefit stubs.
Martin Glenn
A shot at a new headline for this story! → #
Posted Thursday 25th October 2007 11:52 GMT
In Oz barmaid fined for crushing beer cans between jubs
Bonza Oz Brew Bar Canned
(Play on Bonzo dog Do Dah Band!)
Coat on already!
Martin Glenn
Sounds Like a RARE occurence → #
Posted Wednesday 24th October 2007 13:21 GMT
In Flaming kamikaze squirrel torches car
Was this a level in Conkers Bad Fur Day!
Or maybe RARE were testing out designs for Conkers 2. Alight & Exploded!
Martin Glenn
"The answer my friend is blowing in the Wind!" → #
Posted Friday 14th September 2007 09:50 GMT
In Be kind to your stomach: eat chilies
Like i need more excuses to partake of my weekly curry fix!